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Meet Sparrow, an average man passing an average life… Saturday, November 19 When I started my shift at the retailer I relieved Aubrey on Aisle 5 and I was the only checker not from Senegal!!! I am not making that … Continue reading

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The Diary of a Nobody – Drivel From Sparrow!

Meet Sparrow, an average man passing an average life… Friday, November 18 Plans for Thanksgiving are being finalized…The Wife and Her Majesty actually started talking about them a couple-three days ago and know in advance we won’t be breaking any … Continue reading

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The Diary of a Nobody – Drivel From Sparrow!

Meet Sparrow, an average man passing an average life… Thursday, November 17 Her Majesty drove of the side of a hill today!!!…I am not making that up!!! Fortunately, she wasn’t hurt…Her truck wasn’t all that damaged, either, really…But she is … Continue reading

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The Diary of a Nobody – Drivel From Sparrow!

Meet Sparrow, an average man passing an average life… Wednesday, November 16 Washed the car today…It is usually not considered good form to wash your car the day before it is scheduled to snow, but I plead mitigating circumstances…You really … Continue reading

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The Diary of a Nobody – Drivel From Sparrow!

Meet Sparrow, an average man passing an average life… Sunday, November 13 I put green light bulbs in the porch lights today…The replaced the perfectly good white and yellow lights we had for the front and side porches. The Wife … Continue reading

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The Diary of a Nobody – Drivel From Sparrow!

Meet Sparrow, an average man passing an average life… Monday, November 14 Stop eating food in the store!!!  I don’t understand this…We are a retailer of assorted stuff, not a restaurant…Food was not designed to be consumed – by you, … Continue reading

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The Diary of a Nobody – Drivel From Sparrow!

Meet Sparrow, an average man passing an average life… Sunday, November 13 A Swedish/Arabian woman came thru my line today…She was buying a lot of camping supplies and she really didn’t look like the camping type…I don’t really want to … Continue reading

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The Diary of a Nobody – Drivel From Sparrow!

Meet Sparrow, an average man passing an average life… Saturday, November 12 Had a tag team Bachelor Purchase of the Night at the retailer…These two young men, both tall and probably roommates, came thru with a bunch of cookies, milk … Continue reading

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The Diary of a Nobody – Drivel From Sparrow!

Meet Sparrow, an average man passing an average life… Friday, November 11 Boy, I thought I was in real trouble with the cash drawer today…Real trouble. It started mid-morning when two older women bought a jar of some of the … Continue reading

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The Diary of a Nobody – Drivel From Sparrow!

  Meet Sparrow, an average man passing an average life… Thursday, November 10 Anyssa and I were at the water cooler in the break room this morning…I had just filled a glass up when Anyssa, who regular readers of this … Continue reading

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