The Daily Dose/Thursday, August 3, 2023
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By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off
Notes from around our human experience.
HUT, HUT, HIKE: One of the things we’re looking forward to this college football season is seeing whether or not the Pac-12 will survive. This is the final year of their current alignment as next year USC and UCLA move to the Big Ten (!) and Colorado returns to the Big 12. This leaves the conference with nine teams.
Lights, Cameras, Action The Pac-12’s current TV deal expires after this school year and Tuesday the conference shared details of an offer with its members. It’s with a streaming service and you don’t have to be Roone Arledge to know that this will pay a lot less than other conferences are getting.
A Classic Yay/Boo Situation: On the one hand, yay because it’s the third decade of the 21st century and we should be able to watch games wherever the hell we want and it could be the Pac-12 is at the vanguard of a revolution. On the other hand, boo, because they probably aren’t, because a streaming deal is not going to pay Pac-12 schools $30 million a year and all that matters is money now and it is not unreasonable to expect every school that can flee to do so as soon as they can.
The Bottom Line: It’s hard to say whether Congress or the NCAA does a better of simultaneously being pimp, whore, and john. Both continue to offer master classes in the art and it ain’t going to change. Cal and Stanford might show some sense and say no to the insane travel being in the Big Ten or Big 12 would provide, and we would not die of shock if the Cardinal and Bears join Oregon State and Washington State in the Mountain West Conference.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow’s Tuesday morning routine is shaken to the core. Today’s Diary.
The big news – and it’s huge – is there was not an appearance by Dray the Dairy Delivery Driver (DDDD) this morning…
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Editor’s Note: due to time constraints, these items have run before.
In 216 BC – The Carthaginians, led by Hannibal and outnumbered by over 30,000 men, defeat the Romans in the Battle of Cannae in the Second Punic War in southeastern Italy. Despite his inferior numbers, Hannibal was able to surround the Romans and all but annihilate them, the Roman death toll of over 48,000 remaining one of the largest single-day death totals in the history of battle. The Second Punic War would last until 201 BC and result in a Roman victory.
In 1980 – Teofilo Stevenson of Cuba becomes the first boxer to win three Olympic gold medals in one division at the Moscow Summer Olympics. Stevenson defeated Pyotr Zayev of the Soviet Union 4-1 to add to the gold medals won in 1972 and 1976. Stevenson was not allowed to compete at either the 1984 or 1988 Olympics due to Cuba’s boycott, but he would go on to win the gold medal at the 1986 world championships. Stevenson died in 2012 at age 60.
In 2008 – Katy Perry is at # on the Billboard Hot 100 for the fifth of seven consecutive weeks with I Kissed a Girl. It was the first chart single for Perry and her first of nine #1 songs. The song went to #1 in 17 other countries including the Czech Republic, Norway, and Great Britain, and was Billboard’s 14th biggest song of the year. The song was the 1,000th #1 song of the Rock Era, which began on July 8, 1955, when Bill Haley and the Comets hit #1 with Rock Around the Clock. The Hot 100 debuted in 1958.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
The first lesson of philosophy is we cannot be wise about everything. We are fragments in infinity and moments in eternity; for such forked atoms to describe the universe, or the Supreme Being, must make the planets tremble with mirth.
Will Durant
The Story of Civilization, Vol. III: From Caesar to Christ
Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.
Louis Armstrong is the oldest act to hit #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100. He was 62 when Hello Dolly went to #1 in 1964.
Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.
Who are the two other boxers to win three Olympic boxing gold medals? – Answer next time!
The Diary of a Nobody/August 1, 2023
The Daily Dose/Tuesday, August 1, 2023
The Daily Dose/August 1, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off
Notes from around our human experience.
Editor’s Note: the fresh content we had planned for today has been held pending new developments. This ran one year ago today and is still relevant.
GET OUT YOUR HISTORY BOOKS: Recently here we whined about the uninspiring prospects for the 2024 presidential election. It would follow a general trend in this country because, as we’ve noted here before, this country hasn’t had decent leadership by an elected president since Kennedy said let’s go to the moon.
But We Digress: We always felt Gerald Ford did well under circumstances the Son of Man would have found trying and that History has redeemed his pardoning of Richard Nixon. But Ford wasn’t elected; he had been nominated and confirmed as vice president to replace Spiro Agnew and, of course, assumed the presidency when Richard Nixon resigned.
Here We Go: Johnson got mired in Vietnam and declared war on poverty, even though that enemy has been with us since time immemorial and is never going away. Nixon could’ve been great, but his demons overtook him and he resigned in disgrace. Carter meant well but was ineffective and got bogged down in deciding who could and could not use the White House tennis court. Reagan, a genius at articulating his views simply, was the most managed president in history, a burden his successors have allowed themselves to fall victim to.
Pause For Breath: George H.W. Bush was another Carter, Clinton, heck, he could’ve been great, too, but it was always something with him and he ended up getting impeached. George W Bush lied to get us into war, Obama talked a good game but left our country much as he found it, Trump was the worst elected leader in human history, an ignoramus with blood on his hands, whose only real talent is drawing attention to himself. Biden has yet to finish his term, so he may well work his way off of the Jimmy Carter pile, though we doubt it.
Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Jury: Why the dearth of leadership over the past 60 years? I mean, it’s hardly as if America has not had good, or even great, presidential leadership in the past. Sure, there have been some stinkers in there over the centuries, but the presidential landscape is dotted with talent like Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, and both Roosevelts. We even give Truman high marks for having the courage to nuke Japan, a decision that saved hundreds of thousands of American lives.
The Bottom Line: America, however, has stopped demanding greatness. We are into our fourth generation of television being the focal point of our American life and we are paying for it with a country that, collectively, has stopped demanding anything other than being well-fed and well-entertained, content to blindly accept whatever the party of our choice chooses to spoonfeed us. As a result, we have a country that’s a shooting gallery, constantly at war, with social divides that are making the 60s seem like something out of Mother Goose. We deserve better than this, but we are not demanding it.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow has a guest who needs a room for her and her brother, who was just released from the hospital. Today’s Diary.
Maybe he hurt himself passing out from boredom after watching the balloon rodeo.
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In 1980 – Vigdis Finnbogadottir becomes the world’s first democratically elected female head of state when she is elected president of Iceland. Running against three men, she won with 33.6% of the vote and would be reelected three times, twice running unopposed, and served until 1996 when she declined to run for another term. She remains Iceland’s only female president and, at 95, is currently a UNESCO goodwill ambassador.
In 1992 – Gail Devers of the US wins the gold medal in the women’s 100-meters at the Barcelona Summer Olympics. Devers won with a time of 10.82 seconds in the closest Olympic women’s 100-meter race ever, with just .06 seconds, mere inches, separating the first five finishers. It was the first of three Olympic gold medals for Devers, who would defend her title at the 1996 Atlanta Games, where she also was a member of the gold medal-winning 4 x 100-meter relay team.
In 1960 – Brenda Lee is at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for the third and final consecutive week with I’m Sorry. It was the third of 29 Top 40 hits for Lee, her third of 13 Top 10 hits, and her first of two #1s. The song also went to #1 in New Zealand, peaked at #12 in Great Britain, at #4 on Billboard’s soul chart, and was Billboard’s 6th-biggest song of the year. Lee was 15 at the time, then the youngest act to have a #1 song, a mark now held by Michael Jackson.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
…it makes no difference at all who wins. The world goes on.
Gore Vidal
Creation
Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.
The Royal Navy was founded in 1546 by King Henry VIII.
Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.
Who is the oldest act to have a #1 song on the Hot 100? – Answer next time!
The Daily Dose/Monday, July 31, 2023
The Daily Dose/July 31, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off
Notes from around our human experience.
Leading Off will return. Promise.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow continues to be unmoved by the balloon rodeo. Today’s Diary.
We pretended we were as excited as they were, but what we really wanted to tell them was “look, this was a thing in the 18th century, this is hardly a hot, new technology…
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On This Date
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In 1970 – The Royal Navy issues its last rum ration to sailors. The British drink ration had started in the 17th century with sailors receiving one gallon of beer a day, with rum being substituted in 1655 because of the difficulty in carrying that much beer onboard. The ration was issued at the usual time of 11 am, with the occasion being marked in some places by the wearing of black armbands and the procession of caskets. History refers to the day as Black Tot Day, with tot being the term for the rum ration.
In 2012 – Michael Phelps of the US establishes a new Olympic record for most career medals won in the American win in the 4 X 200 meter freestyle relay at the London Summer Olympics. It was the 19th Olympic medal for Phelps, breaking the record established by Soviet gymnast Larissa Natynina from 1956-64. Phelps would retire from Olympic competition in 2016 with 28 medals, 23 of them gold, both Olympic records that still stand.
In 2010 – Eminem featuring Rihanna is at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for the first of seven consecutive weeks with Love the Way You Lie. The song went to #1 in 21 other countries, including Luxembourg, Norway, and Israel, peaked at #2 in Great Britain, at #7 on Billboard’s soul chart, and was Billboard’s 7th-biggest song of the year. It was the fourth and most recent #1 song for Eminem and the 13th of 14 #1s for Rihanna.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
Cleopatra encouraged him to dare the last gamble for omnipotence…
Will Durant
The Story of Civilization: Vol. III: Caesar to Christ
Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.
Three South American countries have hosted the men’s World Cup: Uruguay, Brazil, and Argentina.
Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.
When was the Royal Navy founded? – Answer next time!
The Daily Dose/Sunday, July 30, 2023
The Daily Dose/July 29, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
The Sunday Bottom 5
A ranking of some things.
1. Not In My Small Town – Not Song of the Year, but an OK country song further proof that Americans can come together to bicker about anything…Sunday Bottom 5 pollsters have both listened to the song and read the lyrics and remain “pretty sure” they will never see what the big deal is.
2. NCAA Sports – Congress preparing legislation to get involved in NCAA’s NIL imbroglio with law seemingly written in NCAA boardroom that would, among other things, prevent athletes from receiving any money they generate for member schools…Sunday Bottom 5 pollsters “strongly suspect” the government should butt out of this and let the NCAA sort this out for themselves.
3. Mass Shootings – The 3-hole staple…Summer lull continues, as there were only 18 mass shootings – defined as shootings with four (4) or injures/deaths – in US this week, with twelve (12) deaths and 63 injuries in 18 shootings…As usual, America deafly silent on matter, preferring status quo to actually doing anything about it.
4. International Swimming – International governing body to start new Open category for trans swimmers at international meets, meaning girls can once again resume competing against girls, instead of being obliged to swim against some born as boys…This is a reasonable and logical solution, so don’t be surprised when it doesn’t catch on.
5. Domingo German – New York Yankees pitcher 0-2 with 6.27 ERA since throwing 24th major league perfect game on June 28 vs Oakland, though petition to have it considered minor league perfect game due to quality of competition reportedly being considered by MLB.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
Yeah, Read Free Sunday (RFS) at The Diary is a thing today.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow doesn’t see the point to the balloon rodeo that’s in town. Today’s Diary.
Now, if they raced and the losers got their heads shaved – or better yet, thrown out of their balloon – or there was a demolition derby at 500 feet then, sure, let’s go…
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On This Date
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In 1618 – The first legislature in the Colonies meets, when the Virginia General Assembly holds its first meeting in Jamestown. It was a single body made up of Governor Sir George Yeardley, his four councilors, and 22 burgesses elected by free, white males. In addition to legislative duties attending to the needs of free white males, the body served judiciary functions, as well. The body became bicameral in 1642 and retains the same name today. The first session lasted until Aug 4 and the group met in the choir area and chancel of the Jamestown church.
In 1930 – Uruguay wins soccer’s first World Cup, defeating Argentina 4-2 in the final match in Montevideo, the Uruguayan capital. Argentina led 2-1 at halftime, but Uruguay tied it at the 57-minute mark and took the lead eleven minutes later before adding the final goal in the last minute. It remains the only time Uruguay has hosted the tournament and was their first of two titles (1950). The game was a rematch of the 1928 Olympic final, also won by Uruguay.
In 1977 – Fleetwood Mac is at #1 on the Billboard 200 album chart for the twelfth of 31 non-consecutive weeks with Rumours. The album produced four chart singles, including the #1 hit Dreams, was Billboard’s biggest album of 1977 and its third-biggest of 1978. The album has made Billboard’s year-end charts several times since including each of the last six years and its worldwide sales are estimated at 40 million copies.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
The Buddha’s sacrifices are not of animals, but of the animal in the self.
Gore Vidal
Creation
Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.
Billboard’s #1 song of 1967 was To Sir With Love by Lulu, which spent five weeks at #1.
Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.
How many countries have hosted the men’s World Cup? – Answer next time!