The Daily Dose/July 14, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

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Notes from around our human experience. 

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Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow buys individual cans of cat food, instead of the economy-sized box. Today’s Diary. 

The two boxes each have three flavors in them, but that is a mere trifling of the Canned Yummy Cornucopia (CYC) available at the retailer, so we took the opportunity to get individual cans of things the cat wouldn’t normally get…

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In 1789 – The Bastille – a fortress and prison in Paris – is stormed and taken control of by revolutionaries. The prison only had seven prisoners, four of them forgers, but the fortress was seen as a symbol of government tyranny. The takeover spreads the widespread discontent that had attended the French Revolution since its beginnings in May and King Louis XVI and Queen Marie Antoinette were executed in 1793. The area occupied by the Bastille is now a plaza, though some fragments do remain. 

In 1968 – Don Wilson of the Houston Astros ties the modern major league record for most strikeouts in a game in a 6-1 win over the Cincinnati Reds. Wilson struck out 18 batters to tie the mark established by Bob Feller in 1938 and tied by Sandy Koufax in 1959 and 1962. The record would be broken by Steve Carlton (19) and later tied by Tom Seaver and Nolan Ryan, and is now 20, done several times, including twice by Roger Clemens. Wilson died in 1975 of asphyxiation, which was ruled accidental by a coroner. 

In 1984 – Bruce Springsteen is at #1 on the Billboard 200 album chart for the second of seven non-consecutive weeks with Born in the USA. The album went to #1 in nine other countries including Norway and Great Britain, was Billboard’s 28th-biggest album of the year, its #1 album of 1985, its 16th-biggest of 1986, and was Springsteen’s second of ten #1 albums. The record generated seven Top 10 singles, a mark once tied with Michael Jackson’s Thriller and now held by Taylor Swift, whose Midnights album had ten Top 10 hits.

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

Where was all this infinitesimal matter before it was set in motion by mind?/Everywhere./No real answer./Perhaps no real question.
Gore Vidal
Creation

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

Billboard’s #1 song for 1985 was Careless Whisper by George Michael, which spent three weeks at #1. 

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When was the Bastille built? – Answer next time!

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The Daily Dose/July 13, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

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Notes from around our human experience. 

Leading Off will return. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow compares the hotel’s month-to-date numbers with figures from last July. Today’s Diary. 

…longtime readers of this crap know we are missing the summer baseball tournaments, which fled after getting into a p*ssing match with the town over some minor details like behavior at fields and hotels.

This is a valid concern.

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In 1973 – Alexander Butterfield, a deputy assistant to President Richard Nixon, reveals the existence of the White House taping system while testifying before the Senate Watergate Committee. The question stemmed from where detailed quotations in written notes could’ve come from with Butterfield later saying that he presumed the committee had known about the taping system based on prior testimony from other White House officials. 

In 1963 – Bob Charles of New Zealand wins the British Open, defeating Phil Rogers of the US by eight strokes in a 36-hole playoff. It was the first Open title for Charles and remains his best finish in a major. It was also the last 36-hole playoff in British Open history as playoffs became 18-holes through 1988 and have been four-hole aggregate competitions since. Charles remains the only Open champion from New Zealand. 

In 1985 – Duran Duran is at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for the first of two consecutive weeks with A View to a Kill. The song went to #1 in five other countries, including Denmark, peaked at #1 in Great Britain, and was Billboard’s 35th-biggest song of the year. It was the ninth Top 40 hit for the group, their seventh of ten Top 10 hits, and was their second and final #1 song. A View to a Kill remains the only song from the soundtrack to a James Bond movie to reach #1 on the Hot 100.  

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

Then, too, not all of them were equally alert mentally, particularly Megaffin, who had been on such a fourth-dimensional plane of unaccustomedness all evening he couldn’t tell menace from hospitality, even when a gun was mentioned.
William Irish
After-Dinner Story

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

Besides France in 1998, the other host countries to win the World Cup were Uraguay (1930), Italy (1934), England (1966), West Germany (1974), and Argentina (1978). 

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The Daily Dose/July 12, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

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Notes from around our human experience. 

Leading Off will return. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow gets to watch Chris prepare the weekly Coke order. Today’s Diary. 

…we were able to catch some of the brilliance…when we saw him sitting on a lobby couch peering into the storage cabinets on one side of the sundry stand refrigerator, seeing what needed to be ordered…Good gravy, this was like watching Michelangelo at the Sistine Chapel: a master was doing his work, and all there is to do is stand and admire it. 

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In 1962 – The Rolling Stones – then known as the Rollin’ Stones – perform together for the first time, at the Marquee Club in London’s West End. The band signed with Decca Records the following year and have had nine #1 albums and eight #1 songs in the US. Of the five members who performed that night, only Mick Jagger and Keith Richards remain with the band and the Rolling Stones last appeared in concert last year in Berlin.  

In 1998 – France wins the World Cup defeating Brazil 3-0 at the Stade de France in Paris. It was the first of two World Cup titles for France (2018) and the second and most recent runner-up finish for Brazil, to go along with five titles. France became the seventh nation to win World Cup and this was the sixth and most recent instance of a host country winning the title.  

In 1965 – The Rolling Stones are at #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 for the first of four consecutive weeks with (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction. The song went to #1 in nine other countries including Finland, Norway, and Great Britain, and was Billboard’s 3rd-biggest song of the year. It was the first of eight #1s for the group, and was their third of 23 Top 10 and fifth of 41 Top 40 hits. 

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

…change and growth are not in all things and places alike…the passing seasons are but ripples ever repeated in the long long stream.
J.R.R. Tolkien
The Lord of the Rings

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

The following players have won both Olympic tennis gold medals in singles and Wimbledon singles titles: Laurence Doherty, Arthur Gore, Suzanne Lenglen, Charlotte Cooper, Hellen Wills, Andy Murray, Lindsay Davenport, Steffi Graff, Venus Williams, Rafael Nadal, and Serena Williams. 

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Which are the other host countries to win the World Cup? – Answer next time!

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The Daily Dose/July 11, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

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Notes from around our human experience. 

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Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow runs into a pretty gal at the hotel. Today’s Diary. 

She was built and stacked and dressed for something that we strongly suspect wasn’t Mass…

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In 1405 – Admiral Zheng He of the Ming Dynasty leaves China with 255 ships and 27,800 men on the first of several voyages History refers to as the Ming Treasure Voyages. The expedition, of unknown size, made it as far as southwest India and returned with an unspecified amount of treasure and several ambassadors from other countries. The voyages ended, for no apparent reason, in 1433.

In 1900 – Charlotte Cooper of Great Britain becomes the first individual female Olympic champion, winning the tennis gold medal at the Paris Summer Olympics. Cooper defeated Helene Prevost of France 6-1, 6-4 and also won the mixed doubles gold medal with Reginald Dougherty of Great Britain and Cooper also won five Wimbledon singles titles. Tennis left the Olympic program after 1924 and returned in 1988. 

In 1970 – Woodstock: Music From the Original Soundtrack and More, by various artists, is at #1 on the Billboard 200 album chart for the first of four consecutive weeks. The album had been recorded the previous August at the Woodstock Festival in Bethel, New York, with the exception of two songs recorded in both Los Angeles and New York. The album also peaked at #35 in Great Britain and a follow-up album in 1972, Woodstock Two, peaked at #7 on the Billboard 200. 

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

When the time comes for truth to speak, it may choose an unfamiliar tongue; the task is to heed what is said.
Robertson Davies
The Lyre of Orpheus

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

The players who have won the most Wimbledon titles are Billie Jean King and Martina Navratilova, who have each won 20. 

Today’s Stumper
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How many players have won both Olympic tennis singles gold medals and Wimbledon singles titles ? – Answer next time!

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The Daily Dose/July 10, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Leading Off
Notes from around our human experience. 

Leading Off will return. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow aims for productivity. Today’s Diary. 

…our goal today was to spend the morning – and part of the afternoon, if necessary – reading, a mission was neither arduous nor unsuccessful.

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In 1985 – The ship Rainbow Warrior, owned by Greenpeace, is bombed in the harbor at Auckland, New Zealand by the French foreign intelligence service DGSE. The ship was in New Zealand waters to protest French nuclear testing in the South Pacific and two French agents were later arrested and imprisoned before being transferred to French custody with international arbitrators later awarded Greenpeace $8.1 million. The only fatality was Fernando Periera, a Portuguese-Dutch freelance photographer. 

In 1877 – The first Wimbledon tennis tournament begins at the All England Croquet and Lawn Tennis Club outside of London. The tournament was organized to compensate for waning interest in croquet and stats showed that the server won two-thirds of the games, resulting in the target area for the server being reduced from 26 feet to 22 feet for the 1878 tournament. The tournament was later won by Spencer Gore and the 136th edition of the Wimbledon tournament, known in Great Britain as The Championships, is in progress. 

In 1982 – The Human League is at #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 for the second of three consecutive weeks with Don’t You Want Me. It was the first of six chart singles for the group, their first of three Top 10 hits, and their first of two #1s (Human, one week, 1986). The song also went to #1 in seven other countries, including Israel, Norway, and Great Britain, and was Billboard’s 6th-biggest song of the year.  

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

History will hand out the medals. Our problem is to win the battle.
Jean-Francois Steiner
Treblinka

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

The last team outside of the US to play in the Triple-A International League was the Ottawa Lynx in 2007. They are now the Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs.

Today’s Stumper
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Who has won the most combined Wimbledon titles? – Answer next time!

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