The Daily Dose/Friday, March 22, 2024
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The Daily Dose/Thursday, March 21, 2024
The Daily Dose/March 20, 2024
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience.
Leading Off will return.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow plans his wardrobe for this weekend’s convention. Today’s Diary.
We are also bringing our scandalously hot corduroy blazer…
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On This Date
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In 1556 – Thomas Cranmer, until December the archbishop of Canterbury, is burned at the stake in Oxford, England, condemned after being convicted of heresy and treason. Cranmer had been one of the founders of the Church of England during the Reformation but had been denounced by Mary I, a Catholic. Cranmer had recanted his beliefs, which usually would have spared him, but Mary declined and immediately prior to his death, recanted his recantings.
In 1966 – The Los Angeles Dodgers and the Houston Astros become the first major league teams to play on artificial turf in an exhibition game at the Houston Astrodome. The Astrodome had opened the year before with real grass and a transparent roof that made it difficult to see fly balls. The roof was painted black and the grass died, with Monsanto making and installing the turf. The Astrodome remained the home of the Astros through the 1999 season.
In 2020 – Maren Morris is at #1 on Billboard’s country chart – then and now known as the Hot Country Songs chart – for the second of 19 consecutive weeks with The Bones. The song also went #1 country in Canada, peaked at #12 on the Hot 100, and was Billboard’s 2nd-biggest country song of the year. It remains her only #1 on the Hot Country Songs chart and was the twelfth of 19 songs to spend at least 19 weeks at #1 on that chart.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
You can’t have a Plan B because the second it gets hard, you’ll take it.
Taylor Cavanaugh
Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.
The two other Ivy League teams to appear in the Final Four besides Princeton in 1965 were Dartmouth in 1944 and Penn in 1979.
Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.
Who was the first archbishop of Canterbury? – Answer next time!
The Daily Dose/Wednesday, March 20, 2024
The Daily Dose/March 20, 2024
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience.
SHOW US THE MONEY: The NCAA basketball tournaments began this week, and given the upheavals – both past and expected – throughout college sports, it’s reasonable to wonder what the future might hold.
Dry, Technical Matter: It might not be going anywhere for a while. CBS and others are contracted with the NCAA to pay upwards of $1 billion a year for the rights to the men’s tournament through 2032. So it would appear the NCAA is safe until then. But you never know because who in the hell ever thought the Pac-12 Conference would be conducting its final season this year? Greed has completely consumed college sports now.
OTOH: Still, the NCAA does run championships very well. You open the manhole cover, and you’ll find dozens of NCAA-sponsored championships in various divisions that don’t make billions of dollars, and a point can be made—especially at the Division II and III levels—that this is what college sports are all about.
Yeah, Yeah, Whatever: Major division sports, of course, are a completely different animal…Any semblance of amateurism by anyone is gone. If it’s determined that more money can be made with another jurisdiction conducting another tournament, then another jurisdiction will hold another tournament. It’s that simple. A billion dollars a year is a lot of money to turn down.
The Bottom Line: With TV contracts through 2032 and tournament sites scheduled through 2030, it would seem that the current structure is relatively safe. But don’t kid yourself. Every element of major division college sports – conferences, teams, networks, and players – is in it for themselves now. There is no common good: all anyone wants is to make as much money as possible, a business model that will eventually be crushed by sheer greed.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow has the hotel’s weekly Coke order. Today’s Diary.
Boy, this isn’t even a fraction of what we need…It will get us thru the week, maybe, but there certainly isn’t any margin for error: if we end up being busier than expected, we are going to run out of some stuff…
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On This Date
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In 1995 – A Japanese cult releases a nerve agent on Tokyo subways, killing 13, severely injuring several dozen more, and causing temporary blindness to hundreds. The attacks occurred in morning rush hour and only the fact the perpetrators used sarin as a liquid and not a gas prevented even more deaths. Over 200 members of the cult were arrested, with 13 later executed, others sentenced to varying prison terms or probation, with one found not guilty.
1965 – The UCLA Bruins win the NCAA basketball championship, defeating the Michigan Wolverines 91-80 in Portland. It was the second consecutive title for the Bruins and their second of eleven overall, and was the first of four runner-up finishes for Michigan to go with one championship. In the semifinals, UCLA had defeated Wichita State while Michigan had defeated Princeton, the second of three Final Four appearances by an Ivy League team.
In 1965 – Junior Walker & the All-Stars is at #1 on Billboard’s soul chart – then known as the Hot Rhythm & Blues Singles chart – for the second of four non-consecutive weeks with Shotgun. It was the first chart single for the group, their first of twelve Top 10 hits, and remains their only #1 song. The song also peaked at #4 on the Hot 100. Walker was not scheduled to sing on the record, but someone didn’t show up and producer Barry Gordy decided to keep Walker’s vocals. Walker’s real name was Autry DeWalt.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
People who don’t believe in destiny don’t have one.
Taylor Cavanaugh
Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.
The English House of Lords first met as a separate body in 1341, when the lower chamber, the House of Commons, decided to meet separately.
Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.
Which were the other Ivy League basketball teams to appear in the basketball Final Four? – Answer next time!
The Daily Dose/Tuesday, March 19, 2024
The Daily Dose/March 19, 2024
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience.
BACK TO THE FUTURE…OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT: We’re on record as saying future generations will be scratching their heads and wondering what we were thinking when we decided to take Donald Trump seriously. Because he is a man of no intellectual, political, or moral substance. He is an idiot, a lying sexual predator who believes, among other things, that the moon is part of Mars.
Quote That Sucker: A recent quote illustrated this point:
Now, if I don’t get elected, it’s gonna be a bloodbath. That’s going to be the least of it. It’s going to be a bloodbath for the country.
Get Your Quack Medical Diagnosis Right Here: These are not the words of a sane person. They are the words of a selfish, ignorant, blatherskite, and this is not a bulletin because this man had been crackers since he first announced in 2015.
And yet he is the presumptive Republican nominee for president!!! For the third time!!!
USA! USA! The fact is Trump remains a thing because America is stupid now and we don’t like being blanketed by that statement any more than you do. But it’s true. There was a time when America would’ve seen through his blather and ignored him, but America can’t be bothered with things like substance and facts anymore. Or whether or not our nominees admit to grabbing women by the pussy.
Crystal Ball Me: A hundred years from now all new people – perhaps Americans, if there are any left – will look back on a partisan, fractured, and bickering country. They will look back at an America that was comfortable, selfish, and, frankly, stupid.
The Bottom Line: There was a time when both the American media and the public would’ve dismissed a witless idiot like Donald Trump out of hand. That time has passed and if you and me – we the people – are not careful, America’s time will pass, too.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow gets some wildlife action. Today’s Diary.
Tammy asked if we’d seen the grouse that was killing time outside a window near the lobby…
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On This Date
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In 1649 – England’s House of Commons passes an act that says the “House of Lords in Parliament shall be and is hereby wholly abolished”. England had been a republic since the execution of Charles I in January, so there wasn’t a monarch to give royal assent to the act, which the Lords didn’t approve anyway. Still though, the House of Lords would not meet again until the Convention Parliament convened in 1660.
In 1956 – The Minneapolis Lakers establish a new NBA record for largest margin of victory in a 133-75 win over the St Louis Hawks in Game 2 of the Western Division semifinals. Research into whose record the Lakers broke was inconclusive and the record stood until Golden State defeated Indiana 150-91 in March 1977. The record is now 62 points, done three times, most recently by Oklahoma City over Portland this past January. The Hawks would win the series in three games before losing to Ft Wayne in the Western Division Finals.
In 1994 – Ace of Base is at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for the second of six non-consecutive weeks with The Sign. The song went to #1 in 14 other countries including Australia, Finland, and Spain, peaked at #2 in Great Britain, was Billboard’s #1 song of the year, and its 11th-biggest of the decade. The song spent four weeks at #1 before dropping to #2 for four weeks, and then returned to the top for its final two weeks. It was the fourth of seven Top 40 hits for the group and remains their only #1 song.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
You have to walk into fear if you want change.
Taylor Cavanaugh
Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.
The Montreal Canadiens have won the most Stanley Cups, with 24 titles, one as a member of the National Hockey Association and 23 as members of the NHL.
Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.
When did the House of Lords first meet as a separate chamber? – Answer next time!
The Daily Dose/Monday, March 18, 2024
The Daily Dose/March 18, 2024
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience.
GAYLON FOR CONGRESS…VOTE EARLY, VOTE OFTEN: As we like to say on the campaign trail, America has been at war daily for over 30 years and most days since Pearl Harbor in 1941. We’re also fond of saying, usually right after this, that no nation has survived perpetual war and America will not be the exception to that. Eventually it will destroy us.
Oh, Jesus H: We are comfortable trotting out the above figures regularly, but we got curious about how many years in her history America has spent at war and how many at peace so we did some research. We’re pretty good researchers here, and while we are hardly The All-Knowing, any figures we come up with are entitled to be treated with respect.
Let’s Open The Manhole Cover, Shall We?: The numbers aren’t pretty. From the first shots of the American Revolution in 1775 to today, America has been at war for 206 of 249 years. That’s a lot of war. Put another way, America has known only 43 years of peace in almost 250 years of existence.
Dry, Technical Matter: Since 1789, when our current Constitution was ratified and gave Congress the exclusive power to declare war, they have done so eleven times, despite the fact the US has fought over one hundred wars in that span. These figures include wars with the Indians and occupations of other countries.
FunFact: Congress last declared war in June 1942, when it declared war on Bulgaria, Hungary, and Romania.
The Bottom Line: It’s time to declare war on war because an America butting in all over the world simply is not sustainable. The time has come for an America that is at peace both with itself and with the rest of the world. The time has come for an America that gives other nations the dignity of handling their affairs without the benefit of US interference. The time has come to see the planet that would be produced by an America at peace.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow is back in the gym after a lousy week of nutrition. Today’s Diary.
The only possible way this could’ve been worse is if we’d been standing post inside a Sin City buffet…
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It’s easy reading on any device.
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On This Date
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In 1865 – The Congress of the Confederate States of America adjourns for the last time, in Richmond, Virginia. The House had a light agenda – appropriate for a nation that had less than a month of existence left – and the final entry in the official journal read “The hour of 2 o’clock having arrived, The Speaker announced that the House stood adjourned sine die”, a Latin phrase meaning a day of reconvening had not been set.
In 1892 – Lord Stanley of Preston, then the governor-general of Canada, presents a silver cup to be given to Canada’s amateur hockey team. Originally the Dominion Hockey Challenge Cup, it is now known as the Stanley Cup and names from the winning teams have been engraved on the Cup since 1924, with the oldest band being replaced roughly every 13 years. Lord Stanley died in 1908 having never seen a game played for his Cup, nor did he ever present it.
In 1989 – Ricky Van Shelton is at #1 on Billboard’s country chart – then known as the Hot Country Singles chart – for the only week with From a Jack to a King. It was the fifth of 22 Top 40 country hits for Van Shelton, his sixth of 16 Top 10 hits, and his fifth of ten #1s. The song also went #1 country in Canada and in 1963 a version by Ned Miller went #2 country and peaked at #6 on the Hot 100.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
When the room was falling in you needed a tiler and not a prophet.
Morris West
The Clowns of God
Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.
Billboard’s #1 soul hit was Good Times by Chic, which spent six weeks at #1.
Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.
What team has won the Stanley Cup the most times? – Answer next time!