The Daily Dose/December 12, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Some Philosophy Crap is a thing today, but otherwise The Daily Dose is on hiatus. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow tolerates some dogs. Today’s Diary. 

He said they liked me and suggested I give them some treats to “get them to do stuff”…Getting them to flee was the first thing that came to mind, so I went and got some treats from the back and the guy was satisfied and eventually left. 

The Bottom Ten/NCAA Final – It’s all over, the race for the ESPNCup – symbolic of NCAA Bottom Ten excellence – is in the books. 

Commodores still reeling from turn-of-century decision to merge Athletic, Student Affairs departments as anti-vicars from seminary kept praying for other teams to win.

With recruiting budget now down to a couple of phone cards, Skyhawks aren’t liable to bring in any immediate help. 

Navy hampered by halftime Navy Secretary decision to have team – in the spirit of their submarine-themed uniforms – to load up on biscuits and gravy, those deep fried veal patties, and hooch made from bilge oil before second half.

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Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

Every living creature on this earth can do something great.
Minnesota Fats

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The Daily Dose/December 11, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Daily Dose is on hiatus. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow’s new coffee maker doesn’t work. 

And they’re pretty easy instructions: plug it in, put some water in the reservoir, and then open and close the handle…The instructions said these steps would cause the machine to power itself…They were just kidding, of course, because nothing happened…

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Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

When the poet writes, the pen need not understand the verse.
Morris West
The Shoes of the Fisherman

Editor’s Note: this will be the last selection from The Shoes of the Fisherman. We hope you enjoyed them.

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The Daily Dose/December 9, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Daily Dose is on hiatus. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

Yay for Read Free Sunday at The Diary. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow has two guests who had just dealt with a nearby night auditor. Today’s Diary. 

She’s a rather irascible sort whose idea of 5-star service is not providing a beating at check-in…

Friends, the cost of 4Ever & Ever access is going up – a lot – very soon. So join today at the current ridiculously low price and avoid taking it in the shorts.  

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The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

If doors were open to him, he would walk through them, and not wait to be led through them by the hand, like a petty princeling.
Morris West
The Shoes of the Fisherman

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The Daily Dose/December 9, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Daily Dose is on hiatus. Some Philosophy Crap is running today, though. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow gets one of those K coffee makers, and gets a reusable cup for it, too. Today’s Diary. 

…not only does it make fiscal sense, but it means less K cup trash, too, and that’s a win for the environment.  

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Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

But history was not made by those who shied away from risks. If the journey were possible, he would make it, discounting all but the profit in souls.
Morris West
The Shoes of the Fisherman

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