The Daily Dose/August 12, 2026 By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off Notes From Around The Human Experience
ELECT THE FELON, WATCH THE CRIME: President Donald Trump recently announced he is selling early access to Truth Social posts, both by him and others. The cost is between $60,000 and $100,000 per month for access before the masses are allowed to view it, and you do not have to be Dow Jones to strongly suspect that financial firms can put this information to good use.
Dry, Technical Matter: Trump is selling inside information, and you do not have to be Judge Judy to strongly suspect this is not only morally wrong, but also impeachable and criminal. But who is going to tell him no? His staff? Congress? The Justice Department? Don’t be silly. They’re probably profiting from this, too.
Good Night And Good News: And where the hell’s the media in all this? Like they have been since Trump first announced for the White House in 2015, they’re treating his nonsense as real news. We’re the lesser for it, too, because the normalization and legitimization of Donald Trump’s criminality and ignorance will go down as a complete and utter default of the rights and obligations granted a free press by the 1st Amendment.
FunFact: The American media’s continued existence constitutes a fraud on the American people.
The Bottom Line: Not that we the people appear to be getting worked up over this. That Donald Trump did this isn’t a bulletin: he is an ignorant, lying, convicted felon and he is governing accordingly. No, the bulletin is that we are tolerating it. Our country is being looted, our country is bombing school children, our country is dying, and one hundred years from now all new people – including Americans if there are any left – will look back and see the American people allowed all of it.
Today At The Site Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow discusses how to properly clip a stack of currency. Today’s Diary.
A bottom clipping does not completely secure your currency (20 fives or 25 ones or, mirabile dictu, 10 tens), and if you’re not careful, BOOM, the clip disengages and your notes are all over the place…
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In 1099 – The First Crusade comes to an end when Christian Crusaders defeat Muslim forces at the Battle of Ascalon in what is now western Israel. The Crusade was a victory for the Crusaders, who won back Jerusalem after centuries of Muslim rule. The Crusades – begun by Pope Urban II in 1095 – would end in 1291 with the Muslims retaking their lost territory.
In 1928 – The Summer Olympics come to a close in Amsterdam. The games featured an Olympic flame for the first time, marked the first time Greece led the parade of nations and the host nation finished it, and India won its first of six consecutive field hockey gold medals. The US led the medal count with 22 gold and 56 overall, and the Games also held an arts competition – common for the times – though the medals are no longer counted in official totals.
In 1978 – The Commodores are at #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 and Hot Soul Singles chart for the first of two consecutive weeks with Three Times A Lady. It was the first of ten Top hits for the group, their first of two pop #1s, and their fifth of seven soul #1s. The song went to #1 in five other countries, including Ireland and Great Britain, and was Billboard’s 10th-biggest song of the year. In 1978, a version by Conway Twitty went to #4 on Billboard’s country chart.
Some Philosophy Crap The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
Fortune had betrayed him for the moment, and the world had turned against him. Victory was slipping from his grasp even as he stretched out his hand to seize it. But his arm was long. J.R.R. Tolkien The Lord of the Rings
Answer To The Last Trivia Questions Knowledge is power.
The record for most weeks at #1 on the British chart is 19 weeks, non-consecutive, by Rein Me In by Sam Fender and Olivia Dean earlier this year.
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…and we strongly suspected she served coffee on the first Wright brothers flight…She was fussy and persnickety, and probably treated guests like a gulag commandant.
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In 1977 – David Berkowitz, a 24-year-old post office worker, is arrested in Yonkers, New York for a series of killings History refers to as the Son of Sam murders. Berkowitz would plead guilty to six murders and during his confession, he claimed he killed because a neighbor’s dog was demanding the blood of pretty, young girls. Now 73, Berkowitz is serving the first of six life sentences and was last denied parole two years ago.
In 1888 – Tim Keefe of the New York Giants establishes a new major league record for most consecutive wins in a 2-1 win over the Pittsburgh Alleghenys. It was the 19th consecutive win for Keefe, breaking the record of 18 done by Charlie “Old Hoss” Radbourn in 1884, and the record is now 24 consecutive games by Carl Hubbel in 1936-37. Keefe’s mark remains the single-season record.
In 1991 – Bryan Adams is at #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 for the third of seven consecutive weeks with (Everything I Do) I Do It For You. The song also went to #1 in 20 other countries – including Israel, Norway, and Great Britain, where it spent 16 consecutive weeks at the top, still a British record for most consecutive weeks at #1. The song was Billboard’s #1 song of the year, its 37th biggest of the decade, and was the second of four #1s for Adams.
Some Philosophy Crap The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
Hold no expectations. Then the rewards will come. Deng Ming-Dao 365 Tao
Answer To The Last Trivia Questions Knowledge is power.
About 160 people survived both the Hiroshima and Nagasaki atomic bombings.
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What song holds the British chart record for the most weeks at #1? – Answer next time!
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The Daily Dose/August 9, 2026 By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
The Sunday Bottom 5 A ranking of some things.
1. Donald Trump – This week Trump announced that for between &60-100K per month folks can get access to official actions before cheapskates who don’t pay. …Sunday Bottom 5 pollsters basically a bunch of nitwits, but even they “strongly suspect” this is both insider trading and an impeachable offense.
2. Gianni Infantino – FIFA president learns that if you stick your nose far enough up Donald Trump’s ass, eventually Trump will fart, as plan to sell shares of FIFA’s biggest events to investors – including Trump relatives – backfires spectacularly…Infantino given vote of confidence by cronies, but re-election as FIFA president in peril.
3. Gaylon For Congress…Vote Early, Vote Often – The 3-hole staple…Gaylon went to the mailbag this week on the campaign trial, talking about how voters he needs to win – independents and disaffected Republicans and Democrats – don’t really care about the Libertarian Party’s main message of liberty, so he talks about other things…Plus, the death penalty and the war with Iran were discussed…He remains against both.
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4. Protect College Sports Act – Bill working way through US Senate should be killed…1) The government must butt out of college sports…The NCAA and its members got themselves into this mess, and they can get themselves out of it…2) Every element of major division college sports – players, coaches, schools, conferences, networks – solely in it for the money, and until this changes – until there is some ground – it will remain an utter fiasco.
5. Donald Trump Fact Check – Click here for the latest Donald Trump lies and inaccuracies concerning the Reflecting Pool…Courtesy of the AP.
Almost interesting was the fact that no guest asked for anything…Some whining here would be expected, and ol’ Sparrow was prepared to issue breakfast coupons or even a modest discount on your stay, but no one asked…
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In 1945 – The US uses a nuclear weapon for the second time, bombing Nagasaki, Japan at 11:02am. The bomb exploded about 1,600 feet above ground, and killed an estimated 60,000 to 80,000 people. The bombing followed the bombing of Hiroshima two days earlier, and Japan announced its surrender on the 15th. Originally, Nagasaki was a secondary target, but bad weather prevented bombing the primary target, Kokura.
In 1984 – Valerie Brisco-Hooks wins the 200 meters at the Los Angeles Olympics, defeating Florence Griffith and Jamaica’s Merlene Ottey-Page. Briscoe’s time was an Olympic record 21.81 seconds, and earlier in the Games she had won the 400-meters, becoming the first Olympian to win those two races at the same Olympiad. The feat was matched at the 1996 Atlanta Games by Michael Johnson and Marie-José Pérec of France.
In 1975 – Freddie Fender is at #1 on Billboard’s country chart – then known as the Hot Country Singles chart – for the first of two consecutive weeks with Wasted Days and Wasted Nights. Fender had originally written and recorded the song in 1959, but the song’s release was postponed after Fender was convicted of marijuana possession. The song also peaked at #8 on the Hot 100 and spent a then-record 12 weeks at #1 on New Zealand’s pop chart. The song was Fender’s second of four #1 country hits, and his second of four Top 40 pop hits.
Some Philosophy Crap The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
In times like these, it helps to remember there have always been times like these. Paul Harvey
Answer To The Last Trivia Questions Knowledge is power.
Two vice presidents of the United States have resigned: John Calhoun in 1832 and Spiro Agnew in 1973.
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How many people are known to have survived both atomic bombings? – Answer next time!
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…all three nurses I’ve asked out were working tonite…This could’ve been a pain in the keister had we actually gone out with any of them.
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In 1974 – President Richard Nixon announces his resignation in a nationally televised address from the Oval Office. Nixon’s resignation was the culmination of the two-year-long Watergate scandal, and was effective at noon the following day, when Vice President Gerald Ford became president. Ford would pardon Nixon a month later, and Nixon remains the only US president to resign. Nixon’s resignation letter was addressed to Secretary of State Henry Kissinger.
In 1992 – The United States wins the men’s basketball gold medal at the Barcelona Summer Olympics with a 117-85 win over Croatia. It was the tenth of 17 gold medals for the US, and it remains Croatia’s highest Olympic finish. It was the first Olympics featuring NBA players, with the US team nicknamed The Dream Team, and they won their games by an average of 44 points. Lithuania defeated the Commonwealth of Independent States for the bronze medal.
Today – Ella Langley is at #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 for the 16th consecutive week with Choosin’ Texas. Four other country songs are also in the Top 5, marking the first time in Hot 100 history five songs also on the country chart are in the Hot 100 Top 5 simultaneously. The other songs are: Been by Now, Morgan Wallen; I Knew It, I Knew You, Taylor Swift; I Can’t Love You Anymore, Langley and Wallen; and Boston, Stella Lefty. Choosin’ Texas is also in its 34th non-consecutive week at #1 on Billboard’s country chart. Research into the previous high for most country songs in the Hot 100 Top 5 was inconclusive.
Some Philosophy Crap The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
It is more important to know where you are going than to get there quickly. Do not mistake activity for achievement. Mabel Newcomer
Answer To The Last Trivia Questions Knowledge is power.
The criteria for earning the Purple Heart is: being wounded or killed in any action against an enemy of the United States or as a result of an act of any such enemy or opposing armed forces.
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