Category Archives: Backstairs at the Monte Carlo: A Vegas Memoir!
August 12 I finally got around to buying a new pair of shoes for work. Allow me to introduce you to the Bates Comfort Flex Sting Ray. I tried to purchase these immediately after I started in January, but they … Continue reading
August 17 The nice thing about working in a casino is that you don’t have to go far for an after-work libation, even at 0700. Your workplace is pleased to offer several full-service bars on the premises. Houchins, D-Dawg, Matt, … Continue reading
August 25 Here was your Henry lineup for last night: Henry 1 – moi Henry 2 – Lee Henry 3 – Orwad Lee and I were assigned an actual mission tonight, the first hotel mission in recent memory. Appropriately, it … Continue reading
August 27 Editor’s Note: Strong sexual content follows! Actually walked in on two people doing it tonight. Jose and I were sent to 31 for a noise complaint and when as we turn down the hall and you can hear … Continue reading
August 31 The intrepid Monte Carlo Security Department bravely hooked up two hookers tonight. We don’t usually arrest hookers, preferring to chase them out, but they started acting like tyrants, obliging us to lay the hammer down.
September 1 Orwad quit! I am not making that up! Our long national nightmare is over! The best part was I was the first to know and was able to get the rumor mill started. There are more rumors in … Continue reading
September 2 Boy, it is really slow this week. Of course, school is back in session and summer vacations are over, so it’s not unusual. We were at 80 percent occupancy, which is really low, and everybody is well-behaved and … Continue reading
September 6 There were two funny instances last night. The first ended up being called the funniest line ever in briefing by Special Ed, a line I had the honor of delivering. The past few days in briefing 88TonyB has … Continue reading
September 9 Editor’s Note: Following is a very long entry containing nudity, a white substance, implements consistent with narcotics use, a trick roll, a rare trip to the roof of the Monte Carlo and a lost MCSD digital camera. Here … Continue reading