The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 17 By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
A two (2)-win team, a three (3)-win team, and a four (4)-win team that has lost six straight…It’s not the losingest Bottom Ten medal stand ever, but the race for The Dan Henning Trophy – symbolic of professional Bottom Ten ineptitude – promises to deliver key turnovers, false starts, and missed tackles right up to the final losses.
And the reign of the NFC South has been blown wide open, with the Pete Rozelle Award – issued to the NFL’s worst division – replaced by conference honors for the first time in 2023: the Ray Malavasi Pin (NFC) and the Marv Levy Broach (AFC).
This week’s mess, as the nags limp down the home stretch:
1. Carolina Panthers (2-13; lost to Green Bay 33-30) – Gut-check, thrilling close loss moves Panthers back into B-10 top spot…Presuming Cardinals don’t lose next two (2) games by combined 17,000-2 score, Panthers first B-10 title there for the losing…Next Loss: at Jacksonville
The Daily Dose/December 26, 2023 By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off Notes from around the human experience.
Leading Off will return.
Today At The Site Writing worth reading. Usually.
Read Free Week continues at The Diary.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow’s Christmas prime rib ends up OK after a rough start. Today’s Diary.
Following specific, supposedly expert directions, we put it in the oven for 42 minutes at 500° and then shut the oven off and left it in for two hours…This produced a prime rib that was so rare it all but mooed when we stuck a knife in it…
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In 1991 – The Soviet Union formally ceases to exist, when its highest body – the Supreme Soviet – votes itself and the country out of existence. The day before Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev had resigned and ceded authority to Russian President Boris Yeltsin, with the Russian flag replacing the Soviet flag over the Kremlin. The result gave independence to the 15 constituent republics of the former USSR, though some had already declared and assumed independence.
In 1943 – The Chicago Bears win the NFL title with a 41-21 victory over the Washington Redskins at Wrigley Field. It was the sixth of nine NFL championships/Super Bowl titles for the Bears and the second of five runner-up finishes for the Redskins. The Bears had made the championship game by winning the Western Division, while the week before the Redskins had defeated the New York Giants in a tie-breaker for the Eastern Division title.
In 2021 – Mariah Carey becomes the second act to hit #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 with the same song in different chart runs when All I Want For Christmas Is You is at #1 for the first of three consecutive weeks. The song had first gone to #1 in 2020 and would return to #1 in 2022 and this past Saturday and to date has spent nine weeks at #1. Carey and Walter Afanasieff wrote it and remains the only song to hit #1 more than twice. The first song to go to #1 in separate chart runs was The Twist by Chubby Checker (1960, 1962).
Some Philosophy Crap The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
…all natural inclinations are either without God or against Him. Martin Luther
Answer To The Last Trivia Question Knowledge is power.
The first #1 song on a Billboard country singles – the Most Played Juke Box Folk Records Chart on January 8 – was Pistol Packin’ Mama. There were five versions of the song – all involving Bing Crosby, The Andrews Sisters, and Al Dexter – that were combined into one entry and spent seven weeks at #1.
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Read Free Week (RFW) continues at The Diary. It’s Sparrow, an average man passing an average life…
Monday, December 25 The AGM said I could be late tonite…Everybody was working shorter shifts today and while it wasn’t particularly practical to let ol’ Sparrow come in whenever the hell he wanted, last nite the AGM said I could come in at half-past if I wanted to…Well, that wasn’t particularly practical either…Ol’ Sparrow likes his routine and it wasn’t as if the extra half-hour would’ve done any good…Besides, it would’ve just thrown me a half-hour my usual schedule.
Plus, we’ve made pretty good prime ribs in the past and while we didn’t get that boxed deep-fried shrimp like we have in the past, we did get those tin biscuits we like, so it shouldn’t be too bad of a meal…
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In 1776 – General George Washington and Continental Army troops cross the Delaware River from Bucks County, Pennsylvania to a bit north of Trenton, New Jersey where the following day they would attack and defeat mostly Hessian troops fighting for Great Britain. The Battle of Trenton was a decisive American victory, with about two-thirds of the enemy surrendering or being captured. The victory followed several defeats in New York for the Continental Army, which spurred morale and enlistments.
In 1971 – The Miami Dolphins and the Kansas City Chiefs play the longest game in NFL history in a 27-24 Dolphins win in the opening round of the NFL playoffs. The Dolphins won the game on a field goal in the second overtime after 82 minutes and 40 seconds of play. The Chiefs’ Ed Podolak had 350 all-purpose yards, still the NFL playoff record and the following week the Dolphins would beat the Balitmore Colts for the AFC title and would later lose to the Dallas Cowboys in the Super Bowl.
In 1961 – Leroy Van Dyke is at #1 on Billboard’s country chart – then known as the Hot C&W Sides chart – for the tenth of a then-country chart record 19 non-consecutive weeks with Walk On By. Van Dyke would break the record of 14 weeks which had been done twice since Billboard consolidated their country charts in October 1958. The record stood until 2013-14 when Florida Georgia Line spent 24 weeks at #1 with Cruise and the record is now 50 weeks, but Bebe Rexha and Florida Georgia Line with Meant To Be. It was the second of three Top 10 hits for Van Dyke and remains his only #1 song.
Some Philosophy Crap The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
But for the chosen there is no choice. Saul Bellow Ravelstein
Answer To The Last Trivia Question Knowledge is power.
The NBA record for fewest rebounds in one game is 19, by the Seattle SuperSonics on April 14, 1999.
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It’s Sparrow, an average man passing an average life…
Sunday, December 24 The AGM was there when we reported for duty at the hotel tonite…He reported the key system still wasn’t working properly tho – in an upgrade from last nite – AGM said you could make keys on the right station – Sparrow’s home station – and why others thought differently wasn’t clear…(This proved to be true when we made some keys for a walk-in.)…He noted tho, that whenever Home Office Tech Support (HOTS) favors him with a callback, there will be no small amount of work to do, tho the technical specs he gave more or less went right over my head.
The Daily Dose/December 24, 2023 By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
The Sunday Bottom 5 A ranking of some things.
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Today At The Site Writing worth reading. Usually.
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The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow sees an assortment of pretty girls at the gym. Today’s Diary.
…including one whose paperwork for admittance into the Sparrow Wheelhouse (SW) was about to be submitted when it was discovered she had hair under her arms.
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In 1968 – Man arrives at another terrestrial body for the first time when the crew of Apollo 8 – Frank Borman, James Lovell, and William Anders – go into lunar orbit. The crew would orbit the moon ten times, returned to Earth on Dec 27, and the crew was chosen as Time magazine’s Men of the Year. Though humans would walk on the moon the following July, Apollo 8 remains a landmark in human exploration. Due to a NASA edict, their spacecraft was never named.
In 1960 – The Boston Celtics establish a new NBA record for most rebounds in a game in a 150-106 win over the Detroit Pistons. The Celtics had 109 rebounds to break the record of 105 they had established in January and the record still stands. Of the nine times a team has gotten at least 100 rebounds in a game, the Celtics and Bill Russell have done it six times and the other three games involved the Philadelphia Warriors and Wilt Chamberlain. Some sources list the mark as 112 rebounds.
In 1983 – Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson are at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for the third of six consecutive weeks with Say Say Say. The song went to #1 in six other countries, including Italy and Norway, peaked at #2 in Great Britain and on Billboard’s soul chart, was Billboard’s 3rd-biggest song of 1984 and its 8th-biggest of the decade. It was the second and final hit for the duo and remains their only #1 song together.
Some Philosophy Crap The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
A cosmos without known cause or fate is an intellectual prison; we long to believe that the great drama has a just author and a noble end. Will Durant The Story of Civilization, Vol. VI: The Reformation
Answer To The Last Trivia Question Knowledge is power.
Chic’s last appearance on a Billboard singles chart came in 2015 when I’ll Be There spent one week at #1 on the Dance Club Songs chart.
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It’s Sparrow, an average man passing an average life…
Saturday, December 23 The big news at the hotel is not only is the key system still down it is, in fact, worse off than when we left Wednesday morning…I am not making that up.
The Daily Dose/December 23, 2023 By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off Notes from around our human experience.
GOP! GOP! GOP! Recently Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley was asked by a voter in Iowa if she would call Donald Trump a “grave danger” to our country. Haley declined to do that.
Can We Call A Spade A Spade, Please: We have never understood anyone’s reticence to call Trump what he really is: a lying sexual predator who believes the moon is part of Mars. And that the American Revolution was won by the Continental Army securing British airports. All of these things are true, but few are willing to say so publicly.
Dry, Technical Matter: And while Trump is a lousy human being and was a lousy president, the gravest danger to America is the ignorance that made him a thing in the first place. The blame for this falls squarely on the shoulders of the American media, with the American public aidors and abettors because we tolerated it.
Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Jury: Could you imagine an American media paced by Woodward and Bernstein, Walter Cronkite, John Chancellor, or any one of a dozen other journalists of the era allowing Trump into the primaries? Of course you couldn’t. They would’ve have exposed his utter lack of qualifications and the American public would’ve embraced it.
Back To The Future: In 2016, though, Trump meant ratings and clicks so, despite being a blatherskite whose only goal is to draw attention to himself, Trump was ushered straight into the primaries and, of course, the presidency.
The Bottom Line: We will always get the government we deserve and tolerate, so as long as we tolerate those who are ignorant and who lie and prattle nonsense, we will continue to get them. The blame for Donald Trump looks us in the mirror every morning.
Today At The Site Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow debates whether or not to get a prime rib for the holiday. Today’s Diary.
It’s sounding pretty good right now – and there would be no reason not to get some of those biscuits that come in a tin, too – but that’s a lot of work to put into feeding me…
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In 1968 – The 83-member crew of the USS Pueblo, a US spy ship, are released from North Korean captivity. The Pueblo had been captured in January while on a mission to spy on Soviet naval activity in the area in addition to gathering electronic intelligence on North Korea. The Pueblo remains in commissioned US service – the second oldest commissioned vessel behind the Constitution – and is still held by North Korea.
In 1980 – The Winnipeg Jets end their NHL-record winless streak in a 5-4 win over the Colorado Rockies. The Jets had gone winless in their last 30 games (0-23-7), breaking the record of 27 by the Kansas City Scouts in 1975-76. It was the Jets’ first win since October 17 and they finished the season with nine victories, the fewest wins in an 80-game season since the Washington Capitals won eight games in 1974-15.
In 1979 – Chic is at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for the second of six non-consecutive weeks with Le Freak. The song also went to #1 in four other countries, including South Africa, peaked at #7 in Great Britian, was in its fourth of five consecutive weeks at #1 on Billboard’s soul chart, and was Billboard’s 3rd-biggest song of the year. It was the second of four Top Ten pop hits for the group and their first of two #1s.
Some Philosophy Crap The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
They were discussing history while actually swimming – well, treading water – in its stream. Dreamers aware they were dreaming. Gore Vidal The Golden Age
Answer To The Last Trivia Question Knowledge is power.
The first US team to win the Stanley Cup was the Seattle Metropolitans of the Pacific Coast Hockey Association in 1917.
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