The Diary of a Nobody/December 15

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The Daily Dose/Friday, December 15, 2023

The Daily Dose/December 15, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Daily Dose is on hiatus. Some Philosophy Crap is rolling, though. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow enjoys a leisurely day off. Today’s Diary. 

Going to the gym was the only time we left the house today…

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Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

For Lewis and Clark there would only be a little bit of practical knowledge, some theoretical nonsense, and a small supply of mostly worthless medications.
David J Peck
Or Perish in the Attempt: Wilderness Medicine in the Lewis and Clark Expedition  

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The Diary of a Nobody/December 14

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The Daily Dose/Thursday, December 14, 2023

The Daily Dose/December 14, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Daily Dose is on hiatus. Yay for Some Philosophy Crap, though. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow and Mark deal with some paperwork fou nd in the back office. Today’s Diary. 

– What should we do with it???
Our tone was significant; Mark shrugged.
– I don’t know…Put it in the AGM’s box???
That sounded reasonable…Push it upstairs is generally trusty advice…We looked at the AGM’s box and it was stuffed like a Christmas goose.
– I don’t see why not…He doesn’t appear to have too much else going on…

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Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

He regarded what had happened as fate, another step on a path long since mapped out.
John Toland
Adolf Hitler

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The Diary of a Nobody/December 13

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The Daily Dose/Wednesday, December 13, 2023

The Daily Dose/December 13, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Daily Dose’s hiatus rolls on. Some Philosophy Crap continues to be a thing, though.  

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow issues doggie treats again. Today’s Diary. 

That guy and his goddamned dogs from last nite were back in the lobby tonite…

The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 15 – After a shocking week of wins, Carolina remains in the driver’s seat for The Dan Henning Trophy.

B-10 pollsters “pretty sure” Panthers first team “in like a long time and stuff” with two (2) six (6) game losing streaks in one (1) season…

…six (6)-time Super Bowl winning coach Bill Belichick starting to hear first “coach that can’t lose the big one” rumblings.

…if Jets can lose out, they’ll finish 2023 with a tough-to-ignore nine (9) losses in final ten (10) games.

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To succeed, they had to be awed by the magnitude of the task and be humbled, not assertive.
Walter Isaacson
Benjamin Franklin: An American Life

 

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The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 15

The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 17
By Gaylon KentAmerica’s Funniest Guy™ 

Doesn’t anybody want to win The Dan Henning Trophy, symbolic of NFL Bottom Ten supremacy? 

In a week that will live in infamy, 40% of last week’s survey won, including two-thirds of the medal stand. And – in what History will long refer to as the Monday Night Massacre – both the Titans and the Giants won in prime time.  

Thank God for the consistency of the Carolina Panthers, who steadfastly retained the #1 spot with their sixth straight loss. 

This week’s mess, as the nags are at the head of the stretch:

1. Carolina Panthers (1-12; lost to New Orleans 28-6) – Current six (6)-game skid currently NFL’s best…B-10 pollsters “pretty sure” Panthers first team “in like a long time and stuff” with two (2) six (6) game losing streaks in one (1) season…Next Loss: Atlanta

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The Diary of a Nobody/December 12

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The Daily Dose/Tuesday, December 12, 2023

The Daily Dose/December 12, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Some Philosophy Crap is a thing today, but otherwise The Daily Dose is on hiatus. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow tolerates some dogs. Today’s Diary. 

He said they liked me and suggested I give them some treats to “get them to do stuff”…Getting them to flee was the first thing that came to mind, so I went and got some treats from the back and the guy was satisfied and eventually left. 

The Bottom Ten/NCAA Final – It’s all over, the race for the ESPNCup – symbolic of NCAA Bottom Ten excellence – is in the books. 

Commodores still reeling from turn-of-century decision to merge Athletic, Student Affairs departments as anti-vicars from seminary kept praying for other teams to win.

With recruiting budget now down to a couple of phone cards, Skyhawks aren’t liable to bring in any immediate help. 

Navy hampered by halftime Navy Secretary decision to have team – in the spirit of their submarine-themed uniforms – to load up on biscuits and gravy, those deep fried veal patties, and hooch made from bilge oil before second half.

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Some Philosophy Crap
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Every living creature on this earth can do something great.
Minnesota Fats

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The Bottom Ten/NCAA Final

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