The Daily Dose/Friday, April 5, 2024
The Daily Dose/April 5, 2024
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience.
Leading Off will return.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow laments the coming of spring. Today’s Diary.
…and there is no small amount of work to be put it to get the yard ready for spring.
Needless to say, we don’t want to put in this work.
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On This Date
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In 1792 – President George Washington becomes the first president to veto a bill passed by Congress, a bill that would’ve changed how seats in the US House are apportioned. Over the centuries US presidents have vetoed 2,592 bills, with Congress overriding 112 of those. Franklin Delano Roosevelt, who served three full terms and part of a fourth, vetoed the most (635) while seven presidents didn’t veto any. The last veto was this past Jan 24 by President Joe Biden.
In 1982 – Jim Kaat of the St Louis Cardinals establishes a new major league for most consecutive seasons by a pitcher in a 14-3 win over the Houston Astros. It was the 24th consecutive season for Kaat breaking the record of 23 established by Early Wynn from 1939-63. Charlie Hough and Jamie Moyer later tied the record and it is now held by Nolan Ryan, who pitched in 27 consecutive seasons from 1966-83. This is also the major league record for most seasons by anyone, a mark shared with Cap Anson,
In 1969 – Glen Campbell is at #1 on Billboard’s album chart – then known as the Top LPs chart – for the fourth and final non-consecutive week with Wichita Lineman. It was the sixth of 18 chart albums for Campbell and remains his only #1. The album produced two chart singles, including the title track, which went to #1 on Billboard’s country chart and peaked at #3 on the Hot 100. The album also went to #1 on Billboard’s country album chart.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
…any kind of respect or appreciation for themselves had been squeezed out of them so thoroughly that they seemed to feel their lives were as they should be. All they seemed to be concerned about was not getting beaten.
Alex Haley
Roots: The Saga of an American Family
Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.
The record for most weeks spent on the Billboard Hot 100 is 91, by Heatwaves by Glass Animals from 2021-22.
Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.
Who is the only US president to serve two full terms without vetoing a bill passed by Congress? – Answer next time!
The Daily Dose/Thursday, April 4, 2024
The Daily Dose/April 4, 2024
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience.
OH HELL, HE’S ON HIS HIGH HORSE AGAIN: One of History’s most relentless lessons is that times change. Usually, this is good. You want to change, you want to advance, you want to be better than you were before. One change hit us over the head recently, after gnawing at us for a while:
More and more, pictures of athletes are of reactions and not the plays that caused those reactions.
Dry, Technical Matter: Think about it: how many times nowadays do you see a picture of an athlete with knees bent, fists clenched, and mouths wide open? A lot. Take a look the next time you’re reading a sports page or a website: you will see more pics of athletes reacting to something than of the plays that caused those reactions.
Here It Comes: This is hardly a surprise, though, as we Americans increasingly prefer the superficial to the substantive. All the proof we need is that Donald Trump – a man of no political, moral, or intellectual substance – is now taken seriously.
Incoming!!!: Where we once appreciated photos of athletes doing things, now we are content with pics of fist pumps, postsuring, and witless, probably exaggerated emotions. All we want to see now are the rewards; we can’t be bothered with the work it took to earn them. A once substantive people – a people that once put men on the moon – has devolved into a country where two-thirds of us are fat and spend about 15 years of a 78-year life watching television.
The Bottom Line: America has lost her way. Collectively we are fat, dumb, and happy, content to be entertained, and accepting what our preferred vendors choose to spoonfeed us. This has led to a partisan, fractured, and bickering citizenry being led by a partisan, fractured, and bickering government. This is not sustainable, friends, and there will come a time when we will no longer be able to govern ourselves. When that happens, someone will come in and do it for us.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Over lunch, Sparrow talks about an ancestor who was in service to a queen. Today’s Diary.
…if he was a typical Sparrow male he was probably always looking to knock off early, made passes at the married women at court, and probably ended up getting beheaded.
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On This Date
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In 1968 – Martin Luther King, Jr. is assassinated at the Lorraine Motel in Memphis. King was leaning over the railing outside of room 306, talking to the Rev Jesse Jackson, when shots were fired from across the street. James Earl Ray, would be arrested in London in June, extradited to the US, and would later plead guilty. He was sentenced to 99 years in prison, where he died in 1998.
In 1981 – The Philadelphia Flyers establish a new NHL record for most penalty minutes in a season following a 7-1 win over the Toronto Maple Leafs. The Flyers finished with 2,261 minutes, breaking the record of 1,980 they had established in the 1975-76 season. Pittsburgh broke the record in 1988-89, and the mark is now held by Buffalo, which had 2,713 penalty minutes in 1991-92. The Flyers mark is now good for fifth on the all-time list.
In 2020 – The Weeknd is at #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 for the first of four non-consecutive weeks with Blinding Lights, his fifth of seven #1 songs. The song went to #1 in over 40 other countries – including Bolivia, Norway, and Great Britain – was in its first of eleven non-consecutive weeks at #1 on Billboard’s soul chart, and was Billboard’s #1 song of 2020 and it’s 3rd-biggest song of 2021. The song established a still-standing record for most weeks in the Top 10 (57) and its record of 90 weeks on the Hot 100 was broken in 2022.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
More likely he had died as he had lived – without ever learning who he really was.
Alex Haley
Roots: The Saga of an American Family
Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.
The US officer who surrendered US and Filipino forces to the Japanese at Bataan was US Army Major General Edward P King.
Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.
What song holds the Hot 100 record for most weeks on the chart? – Answer next time!
The Daily Dose/Wednesday, April 3, 2024
The Daily Dose/April 2, 2024
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience.
Leading Off will return. Promise.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow reports the weekly Coke order is a doozie. Today’s Diary.
I know what you’re thinking: wow and double wow, especially considering the economies that had been in place the past couple of weeks…
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On This Date
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In 1946 – Japanese Lt General Masaharu Homma, who led a march of Allied POWs in the Philippines on what History refers to as the Bataan Death March, is executed in the Philippine city of Los Banos. The march lasted from April 9-17, 1942, with Allied prisoners subjected to scarce food and water rations, in addition to beatings and other atrocities. An estimated 600 or so Americans died, with Filipino deaths estimated to be as high as 18,000.
In 1996 – The St Francis (Ill.) Fighting Saints establish an NCAA all-division record for most runs in a game in a 71-0 victory over the Robert Morris (Ill.) Eagles, an NAIA school. The record still stands and research into whose record the Division II Eagles broke was inconclusive. The Fighting Saints’ 26 first-inning runs established an NCAA all-division record for most runs in an inning that still stands, and Robert Morris decided to call it a day after the fourth inning. The Eagles chipped in 16 errors, which tied the US collegiate record established by NCAA Division III Widener in 1989.
In 1965 – Roger Miller is at #1 on Billboard’s country chart – then known as the Hot Country Singles chart – for the second of five consecutive weeks with King of the Road. It was the fourth of twelve Top 10 country hits for Miller and was the second and final #1 song in a chart career that spanned from 1960-86. The song also went #1 pop in Norway and Great Britain and peaked at #4 on the Hot 100. In 1997 a version by Randy Travis peaked at #51 on Billboard’s country chart.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
Create the individual you admire, then give him to the world.
Wes Watson
Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.
Gene Sarazen won the 1935 Masters, defeating Craig Wood by five strokes in an 18-hole playoff.
Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.
Who was the US officer who surrendered American and Filipino forces to the Japanese before the Bataan Death March? – Answer next time!
The Daily Dose/Tuesday, April 2, 2024
The Daily Dose/April 2, 2024
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience.
OPEN UP THOSE GOLDEN GATES…: A new law in California took effect Monday, raising the pay of certain fast-food workers to $20/hour. This in a state where the minimum wage for everyone else is $16
The Classic Yay/Boo Scenario: We’re all in favor of raises here at The Daily Dose. In fact, we like to receive them ourselves. However, this is nothing the government should have a hand in; it is something that must be either demanded by the worker or collectively bargained by a union.
Dry, Technical Matter: The point here is not to discuss the economic effects of minimum wages, about whether or not they do good or whether they merely raise the price of everything to the point where there is no real gain in buying power; we’ve seen credible reports on both sides of the issue. The purpose is to discuss the government’s role in them.
Get Your Official Daily Dose Policy Right Here: The government must butt out of this. A wage, like any other condition of employment, is an agreement between an employee, or a union, and an employer. The government has no business mandating any other aspect of employment, and they should not be mandating wages, either.
USA! USA! Anyone who is not happy with what they make is free to do three things:
- Identify the money they need to make;
- Find work that pays that much; and
- Get the skills and experience required to get that job.
That’s the American way; you get out of this life what you put into it and, frankly, those who are unwilling to put some effort into their working lives deserve what they get at the pay window. Besides, if you’re out of your teens and the minimum wage is still a factor in your life, it is time to reevaluate your job skills.
The Bottom Line: The Federal government hasn’t raised its minimum wage of $7.50/hour (about $10.85 in today’s dollars) since 2009 so assorted municipalities and states are doing so. And a minimum wage means well. But it is not the government’s job to mandate wages.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow has the latest from the hotel’s Information Technology desk. Today’s Diary.
There are a couple of thumb drives we save reports to: the main one where the nite audit reports are saved and another one for the tax-exempt reports…
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On This Date
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In 1865 – The Third Battle of Petersburg in the American Civil War is fought with Union troops under Gen. Ulysses S Grant scoring a decisive victory over Confederate troops commanded by Gen. Robert E Lee. The loss was so devastating Lee ordered the evacuation of the Confederate capital of Richmond a few miles north, and the battle marked the end of the Richmond-Petersburg Campaign and the start of the Appomattox Campaign, which would eventually end the war. Union forces would occupy Richmond the following day.
In 1939 – Ralph Guldahl wins the Masters with a final round 69 to beat Sam Snead by one stroke. It was the only Masters win for Guldahl, who also won the US Open in 1937 and 1938, and was the first of two runners-up finishes for Snead, to go along with three Masters titles. Guldahl’s 72-hole total of 279 broke the Masters record of 282 established by Gene Sarazen and Craig Wood in 1935 and the record is now 268 by Dustin Johnson in 2020.
In 1988 – Terrence Trent D’Arby is at #1 on Billboard’s soul chart – then known as the Hot Black Singles chart – for the only week with Wishing Well. It was the second of four Top 40 soul hits for D’Arby, his first of three Top 10s, and remains his only #1. The song went #1 pop in Canada and The Netherlands, went #4 pop in Great Britain, and later spent a week at #1 on the Hot 100. D’Arby has been recording as Sananda Maitreya since 2005.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
Providence is universal, not particular.
Will Durant
The Story of Civilization, Vol X: Rousseau and Revolution
Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.
The Bee Gees first #1 song on Billboard’s Hot 100 was How Can You Mend a Broken Heart, which spent four weeks at #1 in 1971.
Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.
Who won the 1935 Masters? – Answer next time!
The Daily Dose/Monday, April 1, 2024
The Daily Dose/April 1, 2024
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience.
QUOTE THAT SUCKER: Today’s Thought for the Day (see below) inspired today’s Leading Off segment. It’s from the book American Lion: Andrew Jackson in the White House by Jon Meacham.
There was nothing foreordained about the future of democracy in the Jackson years.
USA! USA!: It’s not uncommon nowadays to hear talk of America’s democracy being at stake – more at least at a crossroads – and it got us to thinking. We concluded that rare was the time when the American Experiment wasn’t too far from being felled.
USA! USA! II: It came pretty close during the Jan 6 insurrection and would’ve succeeded if Trump were courageous and evil, but Donald Trump is neither of those. He is a coward whose only goal is to draw attention to himself. He’s stupid, intellectually lazy, and morally bankrupt, but he is neither courageous nor evil.
We The People: Even the most casual reading of US history shows that the first years of the republic were rather tenuous. If President Washington had been less weary after decades of service to his country, he may well have reigned as King George I, and who knows where we’d be now because he never bothered to reproduce.
Dry, Technical Matter: Other times in American history have been fraught with peril, too. A listing of all of them is, thankfully, beyond the scope of this column.
USA! USA! III: Democracy has always had to earn its keep in America, and freedom’s never-ending mortgage is again due this Election Day. It’s a lousy time for an election in America because we are a partisan, fractured, and bickering mess. We were unable to respond to the great challenge of COVID and we haven’t done anything great since since Apollo. Our last election was contentious and there is no reason to think this one won’t be, too.
The Bottom Line: We’re on record as saying our perpetual wars will destroy this country, perhaps before this half-century is out. There is still time to avoid this, of course, but we must make the next installment on America’s never-ending mortgage this November by taking charge at the ballot box and demanding better government than we are getting now.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow deals with a woman wearing only a towel and sneakers. Today’s Diary.
The question, of course, is why in thee hell she was out of her room in only a towel and sneakers???…
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On This Date
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In 1984 – Singer Marvin Gaye, 44, is shot to death by his father at the family home in Los Angeles. Gaye had intervened in a fight between his parents and had started hitting and kicking his father, Marvin Gay (correct), Sr. Gaye had been shot with a pistol he had bought for his father to protect him from intruders and testimony from his mother, Alberta, had said that violence was common in the Gay(e) household. Gay, Sr. was charged with first-degree murder, though he later accepted a no-contest plea to involuntary manslaughter and was given a suspended sentence and probation.
In 1997 – The first major league baseball neutral site game since 1969 takes place at Cashman Field in Las Vegas, with the Toronto Blue Jays beating the Oakland A’s 9-6. It was the first of six games the A’s played in Las Vegas while renovations to the Oakland Coliseum were completed. The last major league neutral site games took place in 1969 when the Chicago White Sox played eleven games in Milwaukee.
In 1978 – The Bee Gees are at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for the third of eight consecutive weeks with Night Fever. The song went to #1 in five other countries, including Spain and Great Britain, peaked at #8 on Billboard’s soul chart, and was Billboard’s 2nd-biggest song of the year. It was the sixth of nine #1 songs for the group.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
There was nothing foreordained about the future of democracy in the Jackson years.
Jon Meacham
American Lion: Andrew Jackson in the White House
Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.
The Vancouver Canucks and the Buffalo Sabres are the oldest NHL expansion teams never to win the Stanley Cup. They both played their first game in 1970.
Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.
What was the first #1 song on the Hot 100 for the Bee Gees? – Answer next time!