The Diary of a Nobody/September 15
The Daily Dose/Friday, September 15, 2023
The Daily Dose/September 15, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
The Daily Dose is on hiatus.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow’s facing a leisurely couple of days. Today’s Diary.
The lawn won’t need mowing and anything else besides lifting weights and reading can be deferred til another time and it will be fun to be done for the day by early morning on consecutive days…
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The Diary of a Nobody/September 14
The Daily Dose/Thursday, September 14, 2023
The Daily Dose/September 14, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
The Daily Dose is on hiatus.
Today At The Site
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The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow has a bad cup of coffee. Today’s Diary.
…it allowed us to use one of our all-time fave (ATF) lines on Julie, telling her that after it cooled off we could put it in our car for increased engine performance.
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The Diary of a Nobody/September 13
It’s Sparrow, an average man passing an average life…
Wednesday, September 13
Well, well, well…Mark mixed up the Cash Drawer Spreadsheet (CDSS) for the right drawer – ol’ Sparrow’s home drawer – tonite, the first change in CDSS accents in a month…Recall it’s been black ink with orange highlighter for both drawers recently, but tonite Mark – a complete maniac at heart, evidently – used blue ink for his signaure on the right CDSS!!!
The Daily Dose/Wednesday, September 13, 2023
The Daily Dose/September 13, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
The Daily Dose is on hiatus.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow notices someone moved the morning coffee service (MCS) waste basket. Today’s Diary.
Look, I’m the MCS big dog around here and if I’d’ve thought the trash can belonged on the floor I would’ve put it on the floor, dammit…
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 3 – And they’re off! The race for The Dan Henning Trophy is underway.
B-10 pollsters “pretty sure” no team has ever replaced Super Bowl hype with delusions of B-10 granduer any quicker than 2023 Giants…
Titans pay homage to Lionel Messi by scoring all their points on kicks…
Owner Genghis Khan forming plans to hold coaching staff families hostage if team isn’t on B-10 medal stand by Halloween…
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The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 3
Get out your Visa cards because this is the last Bottom Ten of the season that is on the house.
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 3
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Already the race for the most coveted trophy in sports – The Dan Henning Trophy, symbolic of NFL Bottom Ten morbidity – is in midseason form.
– Strong AFC South showing? Check.
– Defending Bottom Ten champions showing strong, early interest? Check.
– A surprise team or two? Check and double-check.
There’s no rest for the weary, though, with Bottom Ten fan(s) everywhere feasting this week on a huge AFC South intra-divisional matchup and the surprising Chargers visiting always-tough Tennessee.
This week’s imbroglio, as the nags stumble out of the starting gate:
1. Chicago Bears (0-1; lost to Green Bay 38-20) – Defending B-10 champions picking up right where they left off, extending NFL-best losing streak to eleven (11) games, their best ever…Bears trailed by four (4) at half before defense shows strong finishing kick in second half…Next Loss: at Tampa Bay
The Diary of a Nobody/September 12
The Daily Dose/Tuesday, September 12, 2023
The Daily Dose/September 12, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
The Daily Dose is on hiatus.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow screws up. Today’s Diary.
We made a grave error at Morning Coffee Service (MCS), putting out two pots labeled European blend when one of them was actually French roast…
The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 3 – The race for the coveted ESPNCup rolls on. This is the last week it’s free, too.
With conference realignment all the rage, Falcon fan(s) secure in knowledge SEC invites won’t be forthcoming following blowout losses to Kentucky, Georgia…
B-10 fan(s) everywhere accustomed to name schools fattening up on cupcakes, but there appear to be more than ever in 2023 as patsies such as Delaware, Austin Peay, Nebraska, et al, all losing to name schools this week.
Bears finished on B-10 medal stand in 2017, so B-10 staffers merely sent coaching staff B-10 refresher fax instead of full-blown Welcome Aboard packet.
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The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 3
The Bottom Ten is free this week, but that will change next week.
The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 3
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
It’s the oldest of Bottom Ten mantras: next loser up.
With Northwestern sending regrets for defense of their 2022 Bottom Ten title by winning, it’s Nebraska taking the top spot in race for the ESPNCup – symbolic of NCAA Bottom Ten supremacy – with a spirited, turnover-filled loss to Colorado.
Elsewhere, Fort Lewis dodged a bullet in their quest for keeping the Continental Cup – issued to the team with the longest all-division losing streak in NAFTA sphere of influence – keeping their streak alive with a loss to an NAIA school.
This week’s mess:
1. Nebraska (0-2; lost to Colorado 36-14)
Mitigating Factors: New head coach with lose-now-or-else mandate continues to impress with second straight inspired loss…Offense showing way to B-10 glory in 2023, ranking 120th or worse in three (3) categories, including 126th in Scoring Offense (12.0 ppg) while Total Team Effort (TTE) sees Huskers ranking Dead Last in Turnover Margin (-3.00).
FunFact: Huskers face dangerously winnable games the next two (2) weeks before diving into usual Big-18 conference drubbings.
Next Loss: Northern Illinois