The Daily Dose/March 23, 2022
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Leading Off
Notes from around our human experience. 

Leading Off will return. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow has the latest news from the hotel. Today’s Diary. 

In other cash drawer news, the right drawer – ol’ Sparrow’s home drawer – had 20 pennies in it!!!…

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On This Date
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In 1806 – The Lewis and Clark Expedition leaves their winter quarters at Fort Clatsop on the Oregon side of the mouth of the Columbia River, to head back to St Louis. The expedition had set out on May 14, 1804, charged by President Thomas Jefferson to explore western lands acquired in the Louisiana Purchase via the Missouri River. The expedition had reached the Pacific Ocean on Nov 15, 1805, took to winter quarters on Dec 7, and returned to St Louis on Sept 23, 1806, 2 years, 4 months, 10 days, and 8,000 miles after they had left. 

In 1952 – Bill Mosienko of the Chicago Blackhawks establishes a new NHL record for the fastest hat trick in a 7-6 victory over the New York Rangers. Mosienko scored three goals in 21 seconds, breaking the record of 60 seconds established by Jack Darragh of the Ottawa Senators in January 1919 and the record still stands. Mosienko’s first goal came at the 6:09 mark of the third period and Gus Bodnar had assists on all three goals. 

In 1946 – Frankie Carle and his Orchestra with Marjorie Hughes is at #1 on Billboard’s Best Selling Popular Retail Records chart – a predecessor to the Hot 100 – for the second of six consecutive weeks with Oh! What It Seemed to Be. A version by Frank Sinatra was at #2 on the chart – it was also at #1 on the Most Played by Jockeys chart – and research into other instances of different versions of the same song occupying the #1 and #2 spots on the same chart was inconclusive. 

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.
John Wooden

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

Sonny James’ biggest hit on the Hot 100 was Young Love, which spent one week at #2 in 1957. 

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How many members of the Lewis and Clark Expedition, also known as the Corps of Discovery, died during their trip? – Answer next time!

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The Daily Dose/March 22, 2022
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Leading Off
Notes from around our human experience. 

Leading Off will return. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow moves some snow. Today’s Diary. 

…early in the season you want everything perfect: the whole driveway cleared, sharp edges on the sides, and 90-degree angles, as if you’re preparing your yard for a photo shoot for Snowblower Monthly…Your attitude, however, changes, and by the second day of spring you’re saying f*ck that noise, all you want is to get rid of the berm and make sure the new ride can get in. 

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On This Date
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In 1871 – William Woods Holden becomes the first US governor to be impeached and removed from office, after being convicted on six of eight charges by the North Carolina Senate. Holden, a Republican, had been elected in 1868 and had been impeached by a Democratic-controlled senate the year before on charges stemming from his suppression of the KKK. Six other US governors have since been impeached and convicted, the last being Arizona’s Evan Mecham in 1988. 

In 1934 – The first Masters golf tournament begins at the Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Georgia. Seventy-two golfers participated, with American Horton Smith leading wire-to-wire to defeat Craig Wood by one stroke. Horton earned $1,500 – about $33,600 in today’s money – for the win, his first of two Masters’ titles and his fourth of six grand slam wins. The tournament had been founded by golf legend Bobby Jones and was formally known as the Augusta National Invitation Tournament for the first five years.

In 1969 – Sonny James is at #1 on Billboard’s country chart – then known as the Hot Country Singles chart – for the third and final consecutive week with Only the Lonely. It was the eleventh of 23 #1 country hits for James and his seventh of sixteen consecutive #1s, a Billboard major singles chart record that still stands and the song also peaked at #98 on the Hot 100. In 1960, a version by Roy Orbison peaked at #2 on the Hot 100 and in 1982  a version by the Motels peaked at #9. 

Editor’s Note: The record for most consecutive #1s does not include #1 streaks by Alabama and Earl Thomas Conley, who had longer streaks snapped by a non-#1 Christmas song and a duet. 

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

He actually had no long-range program and was willing to trust to luck and fate.
John Toland
Adolf Hitler

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

The NHL record for most saves in a playoff game is 85, by Joonas Korpisalo of the Columbus Blue Jackets, in Game 1 of the opening round, a 3-2 loss to the Tampa Bay Lightning, on August 11, 2020. 

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What was Sonny James’ biggest hit on the Hot 100? – Answer next time!

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The Daily Dose/March 21, 2022
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Leading Off
Notes from around our human experience. 

Leading Off will return. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow decides to take this week’s state VSO training remotely. Today’s Diary. 

Plus, we can take Thursday’s session at The Shire, in our jammies, which will allow a smooth transition into Friday’s day off from the VSO.  

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In 1963 – The Alcatraz Federal penitentiary closes its doors, after 29 years. Alcatraz, also known as the Rock, had opened in 1934, mainly as a prison for those who caused too many problems at other federal prisons. Over the prison’s 29-year history, there were 14 escapes involving 36 prisoners, none of whom lived to report a successful escape, though not all of them were found, either. Previously it was a United States Army prison and the Alcatraz’s longest-serving inmate was Alvin Karpis, who served 26 years and it used to be US Army prison.   

In 1991 – Ron Tugnutt of the Quebec Nordiques – now the Colorado Avalanche – establishes a new NHL regular season record for most saves in a game and Ray Bourque of the Boston Bruins establishes a new NHL record for most shots on goal in a game in a 3-3 tie at the Boston Garden. Tugnutt had 70 saves, breaking the record of 65 established by Mario Lessard of the Los Angeles Kings in 1981. Borque had 19 shots, scoring once, and broke the record pf 16 which had been twice before and both records still stand. The Bruins’ 73 shots on goal also established an NHL record that still stands. 

In 1981 – REO Speedwagon is at #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 for the only week with Keep On Loving You.  It was the fifth chart single for the group, their first of four Top 10 hits, and their first of two #1 songs. The song also went Top 10 in eight other countries, peaked at #7 in Great Britain, and was Billboard’s tenth biggest song of the year. The band took its name from a vehicle that had been for sale in America in the first half of the 20th century. 

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

The few, like the many, sometimes stumble in the murk of life’s complexities. Human affairs cannot find perfect matters nor wait for perfect solutions.
I.F. Stone
The Trial of Socrates

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

Of the songs that spent time at #1 on the Hot 100 in 1982, five spent at least six weeks at the top: Physical, Centerfold, I Love Rock ‘n’ Roll, Ebony and Ivory, and Eye of the Tiger. Physical spent six weeks at #1 in 1981. 

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The Daily Dose/March 20, 2022
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Leading Off
Notes from around our human experience. 

IT COULDN’T HAPPEN TO NICER PEOPLE: The news was heartwarming: that Donald Trump said he expected to be arrested this week and that Russian leader Vladimir Putin has been charged with war crimes by the International Criminal Court (ICC). 

Brass Tacks: We’re on the record as saying Trump’s only real goal is to draw attention to himself, so he should be in hog heaven because the arrest of a former president of the United States will be about as big news as there is. Trump has already started ranting and raving about this, tho his support is dwindling and maybe an arrest will nail the coffin shut on his public life. We’re not betting on that, though. Our country is partisan and fractured right now that not even the shame of arrest will hinder some supporters.  

From The Mother Land: Putin, of course, has more than the kidnapping of children to answer for, and perhaps the bombing of hospitals and deaths of civilians will be addressed later.  

Dry, Technical Matter: The ICC was established by the Rome Treaty in 1998 and began its work in 2002 and is headquartered in The Hague. Russia does not recognize the ICC nor, for that matter, does the US, which withdrew its signature from the Rome Treaty in 2002. 

For The Love All That Is Sacred: Please, do not confuse it with the International Court of Justice, a UN organ that hears disputes between nations, exciting things like fishing rights mediation and border disputes. 

The Bottom Line: We’d be shocked if either Trump or Putin ever stand trial. Trump will plead to something or another while Putin will never set foot in any place where he could possibly be arrested. Still, tho, both are getting what they deserve. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow gives change to a guest who needs to do some laundry, but finds out she does not need detergent. Today’s Diary. 

“Your employer provides laundry detergent???”

She laffed because my tone was pretty funny, making it sound like providing laundry soap was an extraordinary employer benefit, on par with three months paid leave for dandruff…She nodded solemnly, itself moderately funny.

“Yes, indeedy…Bleach, too…If we want it.” 

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In 2003 – The US and coalition forces begin an invasion of Iraq. The capital of Baghdad was taken three weeks later and President Bush declared major combat operations over on May 1, though US troops would not leave Iraq until 2011. The war was fought despite war not having been declared by Congress, as mandated in the Constitution. The first US forces to enter Iraq were CIA forces, who arrived in July 2002.  

In 1958 – The La Salle Explorers win the NCAA basketball title, defeating the Bradley Braves 92-76 in Kansas City. It was the first and only national championship for La Salle and was the second and final runner-up finish for Bradley. The Explorers had defeated Penn State in the semifinals while Bradley had defeated Southern California and this was the fourth of nine national championship games played in Kansas City’s Memorial Auditorium. 

In 1982 – Joan Jett & the Blackhearts are at #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 for the first of seven consecutive weeks with I Love Rock ‘n’ Roll. The song went to #1 in six other countries, including South Africa and Sweden, peaked at #4 in Great Britain, was Billboard’s 3rd-biggest song of the year, and ranked 72nd on Billboard’s 60th Anniversary Hot 100 in 2018. It was the third of eight Top 40 hits for the group, their second of three Top 10 hits, and remains their only #1 song. It was the first #1 song of the Hot 100 era by a band – as opposed to a singing group – that was led by a woman. 

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

Philosophy does not mean reading books about wisdom, it means training oneself in the practice of wisdom. The essence of the matter is that a man should so mold his life and conduct that his happiness shall depend as little as possible upon external things.
Will and Ariel Durant
The Story of Civilization, Vol. III: Caesar to Christ

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

Billboard’s #1 soul song of 1977 was Float On by the Floaters, which spent six weeks at #1. It also peaked at #2 on the Hot 100. 

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How many songs that hit #1 in 1982 spent at least six weeks at #1? – Answer next time!

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The Daily Dose/March 19, 2022
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Sunday Bottom 5
A ranking of some things.

1. World Leader Criminal Charges – Donald Trump expects to be arrested while Russian leader Vladimir Putin is charged with war crimes by International Criminal Court…Trump produces expected blather about taking our country back, which we’re trying do, back from his ignorance, lies, and incompetence…Sunday Bottom 5 pollsters “strongly suspect” Putin is unlikely to extradite himself, though warrant does cut down on foreign vacation options. 

2. Bank Failures – Sunday Bottom 5 pollsters hardly smart enough to figure out if recent US bank failures isolated incidents where customers needed money, obliging bank to sell securities that had lost value or whether it heralds an imminent collapse, but remain “pretty sure” we’re going to be OK. 

3. USA! USA! – The current 3-hole staple…American Century long gone and country will be, too, as US still far closer to the oblivion that awaits it than the prosperity, influence it once had because no nation can survive perpetual war, deep social divides, and an utter lack of national vision forever…Sunday Bottom 5 pollsters “strongly suspect” America has until half-century is out to show it can govern itself before someone comes in and does it for us.     

4. March Madness – Good gravy, upsets galore ensure only people still possessing perfect brackets are a couple of Farleigh-Dickinson undergraduates who were stoned when they made their picks and a secretary in Reno who always picks by top secret formula color of uniforms and cuteness of mascots.

5. King Charles III – While not something the palace is trumpeting, younger folks in Commonwealth countries not entirely thrilled with monarchy, with 44% of Canadians and 39% of Australians – both technically under Charles’ rule – favoring their countries becoming republics…Sunday Bottom Sports Book currently has it at 50/50 that Prince William has a throne to inherit. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

Sure, Read Free Sunday (RFS) is a thing today.

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow has no takers for his $350 hotel room. Today’s Diary. 

They were both guys and I don’t know if they were at a bar doing an immediate cost/benefit analysis (CBA) for a suitably drunk chick or if they simply didn’t want to spend the money…

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On This Date
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In 1931 – Nevada legalizes gambling for the second time. Gambling had a long, somewhat legal history in Nevada, as miners brought assorted games of chance with them and the state first decriminalized some forms of gambling in 1869, though it was criminalized in 1909. The Bank Club in Reno opens the following day and the first gaming license was issued Mayme Stocker for the Northern Club on Fremont Street. 

In 1950 – Babe Zaharias wins the first women’s golf major of the year, winning the Titleholder’s Championship with a final round 75 to defeat Claire Doran by eight strokes. It was the second of three Titleholder’s Championship titles for Zaharias and her sixth of nine major titles…Later in the year, Zaharias won the Western Open and the US Open to become the first woman to win all major golf titles in one calendar year. 

In 1977 – Natalie Cole is at #1 on Billboard’s soul chart – then known as the Hot Soul Singles chart – for the fourth of five consecutive weeks with I’ve Got Love on My Mind. It was the fifth of 32 soul hits for Cole, her fifth of 17 Top 10 hits, and was her fourth of six #1s. The song later peaked at #5 on the Hot 100 which, along with Pink Cadillac, remain her biggest pop hits.  

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

Mere longevity is a good thing for those who watch life from the sidelines. For those who play the game, an hour may be a year, a single day’s work an achievement for an eternity.
Gabriel Heatter

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

The NBA record for most free throws in a season is 840, done by Jerry West of the Los Angeles Lakers in 1965-66. 

Today’s Stumper
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What was Billboard’s biggest soul song of 1977? – Answer next time!

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