The Bottom Ten/Best of 2022

The Bottom Ten/The Best of 2022
By Gaylon KentAmerica’s Funniest Guy™ 

The work is over, and vacation for your intrepid Bottom Ten pollsters can now begin. After 20 weeks, a total of 20 NFL surveys and 16 college surveys, it is time to separate the wheat from the chaff – or whatever it is they do in the Heartland – and produce the funniest Bottom Ten lines of the year. There are 40 of them, more or less, with your Bottom Ten pollsters “pretty sure” they represent the very best of the past four-and-a-half months. 

Thank you for reading. As we noted last week, if you enjoy reading this half as much as we enjoy producing it, you enjoy it an awful lot. We’ll see you in 209 days when we all gather for the 2023 Bottom Ten Preseason Q&A. 

The Bottom Ten Best of 2022 Medal Stand:
1. AFC South champion Jaguars ranked solely as humanitarian gesture so owner Genghis Khan – no stranger to B-10 glory – doesn’t behead entire coaching staff for disobeying team-issued fatwa not to make playoffs. 

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The Diary of a Nobody/January 17

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The Daily Dose/Tuesday, January 17, 2023

The Daily Dose/January 17, 2022
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Daily Dose will return. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow spends some time on the phone with a lunatic. Today’s Diary.

She added that the front desk at the hotel wasn’t particularly helpful, which is evidently code for “not immediately doing her bidding”, code we’ve run into in relationships over the years…

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The Diary of a Nobody/January 16

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The Daily Dose/Monday, January 16, 2023

The Daily Dose/January 16, 2022
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Daily Dose will return. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow is up early, but is back in bed in an hour. Today’s Diary.

We were up early enuff to get into the gym for a workout (see Sleep Log below), but we’re not working out this week, so we were liberated to report to the chair for reading duty…This, however, proved exhausting, and we were back in bed an hour or so later…

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The Diary of a Nobody/January 15

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The Daily Dose/Sunday, January 15, 2023

The Daily Dose/January 15, 2022
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

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Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

Read Free Sunday (RFS) is a thing today. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow finally has some instructions for the task he was assigned at the hotel. Today’s Diary. 

…isn’t all that hard, tho ol’ Sparrow being ol’ Sparrow he’s probably going to whine about it left and right for a while.

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The Diary of a Nobody/January 14

Of course, it’s Read Free Sunday (RFS) at The Diary.

It’s Sparrow, an average man passing an average life…

Saturday, January 14
There’s a new copier in the back office…Gone is the one that had its display panel broken by Assistant Front Desk Manager Q when he dropped a basket of towels on it last week and it is a really nice one, that appears to be identical to the one I use at the veterans service office (VSO)…It also serves as a printer, the first printer we’ve had in the back office since before the remodeling of the lobby started and we moved to temporary quarters in the ski/bike storage room. 

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The Daily Dose/Saturday, January 14, 2023

Today At The Site
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The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow is starting to rationalize getting the new snowblower he’s currently lusting after. Today’s Diary.

We found ourselves still thinking about that new snowblower we saw yesterday at the hardware store in the next county…It won’t happen today, but we will probably end up getting it…

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The Diary of a Nobody/January 13

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