The Daily Dose/Monday, February 20, 2023

The Daily Dose/February 20, 2022
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience. 

Leading Off will return. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – At the hotel, Sparrow deals with a chick sleeping in a stairwell. Today’s Diary. 

She was not easy to wake up…We started off kicking the bottom of her boots, which were facing us…This is a good option because you can kick with some authority without causing injury and, if she’s the type who attacks when startled, she can’t do any damage to you…This did not produce the desired results; it only stirred her somewhat, and we ended up nudging her in the back…

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On This Date
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In 1547 – Edward VI is crowned King of England at Westminster Abbey. Edward, 9, had ascended the throne on January 28 upon the death of his father, Henry VIII and was the son of Henry’s fourth wife Jane Seymour. He would reign unti his death of an unknown illness when he was 15 and was the first English monarch to be raised Protestant. Edward was the first of three monarchs fathered by Henry VIII. 

In 1982 – The New York Islanders establish a new NHL record for most consecutive wins in a 3-2 victory over the Colorado Rockies. It was the 15th and final consecutive win for the Islanders, breaking the record of 14 consecutive wins established by the Boston Bruins in the 1929-30 season and the record is now 17, but the Pittsburgh Penguins in 1992-93. The Rockies were originally the Kansas City Scouts and are now the New Jersey Devils. 

In 1961 – Lawrence Welk is at #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 for the second and final week with Calcutta. It was the second of ten chart singles for Welk and remains his only #1 song. The song also peaked at #10 on Billboard’s soul chart and at 57 Welk became the oldest act to have a #1 hit on the Hot 100, a record now held by Louis Armstrong, who was 63 when Hello Dolly went to #1 in 1964. In March, Welk’s album Calcutta would spend three weeks at #1 on the Billboard 200 album chart.

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win.
Roger Bannister

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

Two other versions of Let’s Stay Together have hit the Hot 100, by Isaac Hayes (#8, 1972) and Tina Turner (#26, 1984).

Today’s Stumper
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Who were the other two monarchs fathered by Henry VIII? – Answer next time!

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The Diary of a Nobody/February 19

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The Daily Dose/Sunday, February 19, 2023

The Daily Dose/February 19, 2022
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Sunday Bottom 5
Notes from around the human experience. 

The Sunday Bottom 5 will return. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

It’s Read Free Sunday (RFS) at The Diary. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow gets into the gym, but he has to share it. Today’s Diary. 

You would think this loser would have something better to do than work out on Saturday nite, but we didn’t get in each other’s way, so what the hell.

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On This Date
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In 1674 – The Dutch and the English sign the Treaty of Westminster, which ends the third Anglo-Dutch War, which had begun in 1672, Though the war ended in a Dutch victory, they did hand over New Amsterdam to the English, who renamed it New York, after the Duke of York, later King James II & VII. The Dutch also paid an indemnity of two million guilders to the English, though King Charles II was obliged to use most of it to pay his debts. 

In 1984 – Cale Yarborough wins the Daytona 500 passing Darrell Waltrip on the final lap. It was the second consecutive and fourth and final Daytona 500 win for Yarborough, who retired in 1988 with 83 NASCAR wins. In qualifying, Yarborough had become the first driver to win the pole with a speed over 200 mph (201.848). Waltrip ended up finishing third behind Dale Earnhart, Sr. 

In 1972 – Al Green is at #1 on Billboard’s soul chart – then known as the Best Selling Soul Singles chart – for the seventh of nine consecutive weeks with Let’s Stay Together. It was his third of 17 soul Top 10s for Green and his first of six #1s. The song also went #7 pop in Great Britain, previously had spent one week at #1 on the Hot 100, and was Billboard’s biggest soul song of the year and its 5th-biggest pop song.  

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

I have said to myself a thousand times that I should be happy if I were but as ignorant as my old neighbor; and yet it is a happiness which I do not desire.
Voltaire
The Good Brahmin

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

Leon Spinks won his boxing gold medal at the 1976 Montreal Olympics in the light heavyweight category. 

Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.

How many other versions of Let’s Stay Together have hit the Hot 100? – Answer next time!

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The Diary of a Nobody/February 18

Read Free Sunday (RFS) rolls on at The Diary.

It’s Sparrow, an average man passing an average life…

Saturday, February 18
There was a funny instance with a couple of guests tonite: two guys, both friendly-looking sorts in their 30s: Guy A and Guy B…They rang the bell and it turns out they wanted to purchase some goodies from the sundry stand…Yours truly was ringing it up when Guy A noted this was the first time he hadn’t seen a dog at the front desk in the day or two he’d been here.

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The Daily Dose/Saturday, February 18, 2023

The Daily Dose/February 18, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Daily Dose will return. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow is turning into Mr Fitness. Today’s Diary. 

Those of you keeping score at home know ol’ Sparrow is now paying for two gym memberships…

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The Diary of a Nobody/February 17

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The Daily Dose/Friday, February 17, 2023

The Daily Dose/February 17, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Daily Dose will return. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow has a very leisurely day off. Today’s Diary. 

At 1000 we actually got up and left The Shire, getting some gas (32.13432 MPG, about average for winter), checking the mail, and going to the market…Invigorated with a second wind, we reported to the chair for a couple of more hours of reading, then that got tiring so we curled up in the chair again and by mid-afternoon we were running out of things not to do…

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The Diary of a Nobody/February 16

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The Daily Dose/Thursday, February 16, 2023

The Daily Dose/February 17, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Daily Dose will return. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow enjoys a wonderful day off. Today’s Diary. 

At 1000 we actually got up and left The Shire, getting some gas (32.13432 MPG, about average for winter), checking the mail, and going to the market…Invigorated with a second wind, we reported to the chair for a couple of more hours of reading, then that got tiring so we curled up in the chair again and by mid-afternoon we were running out of things not to do.

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The Diary of a Nobody/February 15

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