The Daily Dose/Thursday, January 12, 2023

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The Diary of a NobodySparrow gets a break from clearing snow from his driveway. Today’s Diary.

The big news is ol’ Sparrow owes the world some good karma…Groove on this: someone plowed my driveway for me tonite!!!…I AM NOT MAKING THAT UP!!!…

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The Diary of a Nobody/January 11

It’s Sparrow, an average man passing an average life…

Wednesday, January 11
Blue and pink!

I am not making that up. 

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The Daily Dose/Wednesday, January 11, 2023

The Daily Dose/January 10, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Friends, The Daily Dose remains on hiatus.

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Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a NobodySparrow is unable to perform a new task at the hotel. Today’s Diary. 

The days when ol’ Sparrow could receive verbal instruction in rather detailed auditing procedures and later perform those tasks – if they ever existed in the first place – are long past…

The Bottom Ten/NFL Final – The long wait is over. The most coveted trophy in sports – The Dan Henning Trophy, symbolic of NFL Bottom Ten supremacy – has been awarded.

Already focused on 2023, Texans fire head coach immediately after game, hoping to instill “B-10 title or bust” mentality throughout franchise for next year.

Broncos fan(s) in turmoil amid rumors new owners from Walmart plan to make team wear light blue vests that don’t clean up very well over jerseys in 2023. 

AFC South champion Jaguars ranked solely as humanitarian gesture so owner Genghis Khan – no stranger to B-10 glory – doesn’t behead entire coaching staff for disobeying team-issued fatwa not to make playoffs. 

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The Diary of a Nobody/January 10

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The Daily Dose/Tuesday, January 10, 2023

The Daily Dose/January 10, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

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The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow and GM Andy discuss the pizza offerings in the small town. Today’s Diary.

We strongly suspect the new pizza joint is doing good business because earlier this week the [pizza joint at the] granary left something on our kitchen door knob, so perhaps they are feeling the pinch…It’s been around for a couple-three years now, but is only open Wednesday thru Saturday evenings. 

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The Diary of a Nobody/January 9

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The Daily Dose/Monday, January 9, 2023

The Daily Dose/January 8, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Friends, The Daily Dose remains on hiatus.

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The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow buys some new winter pants. Today’s Diary.

The dark khaki looked pretty sharp, and we’ve lost a notch on our belt recently, so we tried a size smaller than our current pants…No dice…Dispiriting, too, because it wasn’t even close…So we tried our current size and those were small, too, tho we were able to button them…All right, different sizing standards are not uncommon, so we got a size bigger and BOOM those fit like our current pants – a tad loose – so we rolled with those…

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The Diary of a Nobody/January 8

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The Daily Dose/Sunday, January 8, 2023

The Daily Dose/January 8, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Friends, The Daily Dose remains on hiatus.

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Yes, it’s Read Free Sunday (RFS) at The Diary.

The Diary of a Nobody– Sparrow issues the broom handle to walk-ins at the hotel. Today’s Diary.

We almost needed a breather after that one: our first $400 walk-in quote and we thought back on how far we’ve come over the decades in the front desk racket: from $29 slow season rates on the Sin City Strip to $400 in-season in a ski area.

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