The Daily Dose/Monday, December 11, 2023
The Daily Dose/December 11, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
The Daily Dose is on hiatus.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow’s new coffee maker doesn’t work.
And they’re pretty easy instructions: plug it in, put some water in the reservoir, and then open and close the handle…The instructions said these steps would cause the machine to power itself…They were just kidding, of course, because nothing happened…
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Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
When the poet writes, the pen need not understand the verse.
Morris West
The Shoes of the Fisherman
Editor’s Note: this will be the last selection from The Shoes of the Fisherman. We hope you enjoyed them.
The Daily Dose/Sunday, December 10, 2023
The Daily Dose/December 9, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
The Daily Dose is on hiatus.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
Yay for Read Free Sunday at The Diary.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow has two guests who had just dealt with a nearby night auditor. Today’s Diary.
She’s a rather irascible sort whose idea of 5-star service is not providing a beating at check-in…
Friends, the cost of 4Ever & Ever access is going up – a lot – very soon. So join today at the current ridiculously low price and avoid taking it in the shorts.
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Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
If doors were open to him, he would walk through them, and not wait to be led through them by the hand, like a petty princeling.
Morris West
The Shoes of the Fisherman
The Diary of a Nobody/December 9
Sure, it’s Read Free Sunday (RFS) at The Diary.
It’s Sparrow, an average man passing an average life…
Saturday, December 9
Boy, the Assistant Front Desk Manager (AFDM) seemed a tad out of sorts when we reported for duty at the hotel…Well, that’s probably a bad word…Discombobulated is probably more accurate…He said a guest called down and requested a set of queen sheets and that he’d stop by and pick them up later…This is a pretty routine request (tho why you need new sheets is a question we tend not to ask) but the AFDM made it sound like he was facing the Bataan Death March.
The Daily Dose/Saturday, December 9, 2023
The Daily Dose/December 9, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
The Daily Dose is on hiatus. Some Philosophy Crap is running today, though.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow gets one of those K coffee makers, and gets a reusable cup for it, too. Today’s Diary.
…not only does it make fiscal sense, but it means less K cup trash, too, and that’s a win for the environment.
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Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
But history was not made by those who shied away from risks. If the journey were possible, he would make it, discounting all but the profit in souls.
Morris West
The Shoes of the Fisherman
The Daily Dose/Friday, December 8, 2023
The Daily Dose/December 8, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Yay for Some Philosophy Crap, but otherwise The Daily Dose remains on hiatus.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow scowls at the scale. Today’s Diary.
Christ, either we’d gained a lot of weight on vacation and were taking it off or…or…who the hell knows what other factors there could be…We weren’t demoralized tho…You do good things and you’re buying smaller pants and the scale will eventually start complying…
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Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
I must protect them – gentleness against those who have fared better only because they have dared much less.
Morris West
The Shoes of the Fisherman
The Daily Dose/Thursday, December 7, 2023
The Daily Dose/December 7, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
The Daily Dose is on hiatus.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow solves the missing mouse mystery. Today’s Diary.
…the AGM was there when we reported for duty tonite (M was sick) and began singing like a canary under brisk interrogation from ol’ Sparrow.
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Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
…a man totally committed to the risk of living and knowing…The waves might tear at him, the winds might score his spirit, but he would stand unshaken and unshakeable under the assault.
Morris West
The Shoes of the Fisherman