The Daily Dose/Thursday, November 16, 2023

The Daily Dose/November 16, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Daily Dose is on hiatus. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow flies next to a dog. Today’s Diary. 

About an hour in Austin pulled out a large baggie and started giving his doggie treats and then – and I am not making this up – he reached in the baggie – and, again, I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP – ate one of the treats himself!!!!!!!!!!…

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The Diary of a Nobody/November 15

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The Daily Dose/Wednesday, November 15, 2023

The Daily Dose/November 15, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Daily Dose is on hiatus. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow shares a laugh with Dray the Dairy Delivery Driver. Today’s Diary. 

D4 had just finished stocking the sundry stand freezer when he started a rambling story about how he had played some golf this past Saturday and after he prattled for a bit be stopped as if he’d lost interest…Thoughtfully, he scratched his head. 

-I forgot where I was going with this…
The classic Sparrow pause:
– That’s OK, I wasn’t listening anyway….

The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 12 – The race for The Dan Henning Trophy rolls on.

Old NFL adage that on any given Sunday any team can beat any other waived for Panthers for rest of 2023 season…

Germans threatening to bring concentration camps over tyranny of being forced to watch Patriots/Colts…

Win could not have come at worse time for Bears, who have wasted strong 0-4 start by splitting last six (6) games…

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Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

As I have always held it a crime to anticipate evils; I will believe it a good comfortable road until I am compelled to believe differently.
Stephen E Ambrose
Undaunted Courage: Meriwether Lewis, Thomas Jefferson and the Opening of the American West 

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The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 12

The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 12
By Gaylon KentAmerica’s Funniest Guy™ 

With parity – eight (8) teams have a “winning” percentage of .333 or less – all the rage in the race for The Dan Henning Trophy – symbolic of NFL Bottom Ten supremacy – in 2023, Bottom Ten fan(s) everywhere are taking comfort in the consistency offered by the Panthers, Giants, and Patriots, who are back on the Bottom Ten medal stand this week. 

And all eyes are on New York City this week, where yet another B-10 showdown game looms, as the #2 Giants host the #3 Patriots. 

This week’s mess, as the nags approach the far turn:

1. Carolina Panthers (1-8; lost to Chicago 16-13) – Game not as close as score indicates, as Panther offense only produces two (2) field goals…Old NFL adage that on any given Sunday any team can beat any other waived for Panthers for rest of 2023 season…Next Loss: Dallas

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The Diary of a Nobody/November 14

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The Daily Dose/Tuesday, November 14, 2023

The Daily Dose/November 14, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Daily Dose is on hiatus, though from time to time some elements may run. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow spends some time with his friend Moussa. Today’s Diary. 

Also not clear was the number of brides his son would be taking because some of the Africans there have more than one…We did ask about this and Moussa said he sets the example for his sons: one wife is plenty, which led to a knowing nod from yours truly… 

The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 12 – The struggle for the ESPNCup is real, folks. 

Commodores finally benefiting from turn-of- century decision to merge Athletic, Student Affairs departments as Divinity students acting as team chaplains proclaim James 1:4 – “Perseverance must finish its work” – as mantra for rest of 2023 B-10 medal stand quest…

Either way, B-10 pollsters “pretty sure” conference deserves props for forcing court battle with flagship football program this late in the season. 

Good gravy, you are now stuck paying Jimbo Fisher $75 million not to coach your team…Hell, Bottom Ten pollsters would’ve done it for half that while winning the same number of national championships – zero (0). 

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Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

But he kept the clear head his ambitions and his responsibilities demanded.
Richard Brookhiser
George Washington on Leadership

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The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 12

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The Diary of a Nobody/November 13

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The Daily Dose/Monday, November 13, 2023

The Daily Dose/November 13, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

While The Daily Dose remains on hiatus, Some Philosophy Crap is making the occasional appearance. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow offers an infant a frozen Snickers bar. Today’s Diary. 

It was incongruous enuff to get a pretty good laff…As it should have, frankly, because the idea of a seven-month-old negotiating a frozen Snickers bar on her own was, of course, preposterous…

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Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

Not, of course, that she knew everything, but what woman was ever stopped by a want of information?
John LeCarre
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

 

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The Diary of a Nobody/November 12

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