The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 2
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™ 

We say it every year: the best Bottom Ten teams lose their lower-level games. And with 2024 and 2025 champions Kent State winning theirs this week, Bottom Ten fan(s) everywhere are pleased to welcome Army – a Bottom Ten legacy team – back to the top spot after they lost to Tarleton State, whoever they are, in two (2) overtimes. 

Elsewhere, a great Bottom Ten tradition was renewed this week, as 12-time national champion Alabama makes a courtesy appearance – and on the medal stand no less – following getting their lunch handed to them by Florida State. 

This week’s mess: 

1. Army (0-1; lost to Tarleton State 30-27 2OT)
Mitigating Factors: Black Knights of Confusion march straight to top of both B-10 survey and race for Sgt Bilkio Trophy – symbolic of service academy lousiness – with clutch OT loss…Cadets hampered by pregame Defense Secretary ruling requiring team to eliminate all Karens from team by playing without helmets, resulting 85 Grade 2 concussions.
FunFact: Army 0-1 following loss to lower-level team for first time since vaunted 2015 squad – which finished 2-10 – opened with heroic loss to Fordham.
Next Loss: at Kansas State

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