The Daily Dose/Friday, September 1, 2023
The Daily Dose/September 1, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
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The Diary of a Nobody -Sparrow enjoys (another) leisurely day off. Today’s Diary.
The day’s tuffest question concerned the lawn, specifically did ol’ Sparrow have what it would take not to mow it…
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The Diary of a Nobody/August 31, 2023
The Daily Dose/Friday, August 31, 2023
The Daily Dose/August 31, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
The Daily Dose will return.
Today At The Site
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The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow makes a home visit to a veteran. Today’s Diary.
Also, there was a rather large lizard in the freezer…
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The Daily Dose/Wednesday, August 30, 2023
The Daily Dose/August 30, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
The Daily Dose remains on hiatus.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow has good strength in the gym. Today’s Diary.
The big news is there was +1 strength in the gym tonite…Real good +1 strength, as we added a plate to everything and got failure was the tenth rep on every final set…
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 1 – The race for The Dan Henning Trophy – symbolic of NFL Bottom Ten supremacy – begins.
Owner Genghis Khan has again promised stonings, kidnappings if team does not win second B-10 title…
Texan fan(s) hoping new coach, rookie quarterback can avoid late-season slump that saw Texans fall from B-10 title hunt by winning two (2) of last three (3) games…
Prime time loss against defending Super Bowl champions expected to set tone for strong B-10 run…
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The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 1
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 1
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Game on.
As Bottom Ten contenders and pretenders announce “we’ve got next’ in their quest for the most coveted trophy in sports – The Dan Henning Trophy, symbolic of NFL Bottom Ten supremacy – Bottom Ten fan(s) everywhere have a spring in their step because they know there will be no shortage of lousy teams this year and the 2023 race for The Dan Henning Trophy – symbolic of NFL Bottom Ten supremacy – may well be the tightest ever.
And between the defending champion Bears, the Rams, not to mention the entire AFC South, there will be no shortage of losing streaks, upset losses, and called-back touchdowns to keep everyone on the edge of their seat(s).
The opening week imbroglio:
1. Chicago Bears (3-14) – Defending B-10 champions, Bears have league-best ten (10) game losing streak, which B-10 pollsters respect so much they are content to let them remain in top spot until they actually win…Opening Loss: Green Bay
The Daily Dose/Tuesday, August 29, 2023
The Daily Dose/August 29, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
The Daily Dose is on hiatus.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow has had a good couple of days in sack. Maybe too good. Today’s Diary.
…and 15.0 hours for the week, a rather high total that already has us fretting over how the all-you-can get Tuesday Sleep Session (TSS) will go.
The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 1 – And they’re off! The race for the ESPNCup begins with turnovers, missed tackles, and false starts already at a fever pitch. The Bottom Ten is free for the first couple of weeks.
B-10 pollsters “pretty sure” they’d prefer more returning starters for Wildcats, but there was such a lack of depth in 2022 and the holes should be easy enough to fill.
Commodores still struggling from turn-of-century decision to combine Athletic, Student Affairs departments, with Divinity School students replacing playbooks with catechisms to teach players to fear and love God and not jump offsides.
In order to offset home-field advantage by playing Fighting Irish in Ireland, 2024 matchup scheduled to be played in reactor compartment of USS Ronald Reagan.
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The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 1
The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 1
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Even though only a handful of games have been played, Bottom Ten pollsters are already tackling the tough questions: Can Northwestern repeat and become the first team to repeat as Bottom Ten champions twice? Can this week’s #1, New Mexico State, run the table? Will a team not ranked this week come out of nowhere to claim their share of B-10 glory?
Also, last week it was announced the FOX Golden Checkbook had replaced the ESPNCup as the title hardware issued to the NCAA Bottom Ten champion. That has proven to be unworkable, and Bottom Ten pollsters are somewhat pleased to announce the return of the ESPNCup.
This week’s mess:
1. New Mexico State (0-1; lost to UMess 41-30)
Mitigating Factors: Loss to 2022 B-10 medal stand laureate puts Aggies dead center on B-10’s patented TitleTrak Radar, not that they’re ever too far away from it…Aggies start campaign 0-1 for seventh straight season, eighth of last 14, and, well, you get the idea.
FunFact: Aggies can become team to beat, literally, for B-10 title with loss to lower level team this week.
Next Loss: Illinois State