The Daily Dose/Wednesday, August 23, 2023
The Daily Dose/August 23, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
The Daily Dose is on hiatus, while we work on another infernal project.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow is already looking forward to having a reason not to mow the lawn Thursday. Today’s Diary.
All rain is welcome, of course, but it’s somewhat academic now because most of the lawn is dormant and more rain is expected this week, so we should have a good excuse for not mowing the lawn Thursday…
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The Daily Dose/Tuesday, August 22, 2023
The Daily Dose/August 22, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
The Daily Dose remains on hiatus.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow and Richard talk about loved ones with Alzheimer’s. Today’s Diary.
We nodded knowingly, remembering what we went thru with Pa Sparrow once he started putting clean dishes in the freezer and he headed out in good spirits, noting that every day was an adventure now, which kept him on his toes, key at his age.
The Bottom Ten/Preseason Q&A – The long march to B-10 glory begins with that American Classic, the Preseason Q&A.
How will the Northwestern hazing scandal affect the Wildcats’ chances at repeating as B-10 Champions?
The Bottom Ten pollsters feel that it can only help because once you get the pussies who can’t handle a little hazing out of the program, you’re left with the tough ones who can handle the rigors of a(nother) B-10 title run.
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The Bottom Ten/Preseason Q&A
The Bottom Ten/Preseason Q&A
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Admit it, you’re breathing again. The Bottom Ten is back.
As usual, with the colleges starting before the Week 1 poll moves, we start with that American classic, the Preseason Q&A, where your Bottom Ten pollsters will answer the questions you’ve spent the entire offseason asking yourself.
The Week 1 columns will start next week and despite the usual warnings from the Accounting Office, the first two or three weeks will be with our compliments.
Has the name trophy issued to Bottom Ten NCAA champions been changed in order to commemorate FOX Sports’ completely taking over college football and destroying the Pac-12?
Indeed it has. Previously, and honorably, known as the ESPNCup – and before that the Walmart Trophy Presented by Motel 6 – your Bottom Ten pollsters have succumbed to the inevitable and, in honor of their role in completely ruining college football, have renamed the trophy issued to the collegiate Bottom Ten champion the FOX Golden Checkbook.
The Daily Dose/Monday, August 21, 2023
The Daily Dose/August 18, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
The Daily Dose continues its hiatus. The 2023 Bottom Ten begins tomorrow.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow breaks out the swamp cooler for the first time this summer. Today’s Diary.
The weather should start cooling here in the next few days, but the swamp cooler should still see some solid usage for a while.
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The Daily Dose/Sunday, August 20, 2023
The Daily Dose/August 20, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
The Daily Dose is on hiatus, while we work on another infernal project. We do not anticipate it returning before Labor Day and rest assured The Bottom Ten, which begins August 22, will not be affected.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
Of course it’s Read Free Sunday at The Diary.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow fields a guest’s complaint. Today’s Diary.
We’re pretty squared away here and maids do not routinely put dirty sheets on beds but boy, if a mistake of that sort had been made it could result in ol’ Sparrow having to make a bed, something he is utterly and completely unqualified to do…
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The Diary of a Nobody/August 19
Q: Is it Read Free Sunday (RFS) at The Diary?
A: Of course it is.
It’s Sparrow, an average man passing an average life…
Saturday, August 19
Boy, we dove right in on the action tonite at the hotel, and it was busy enuff that you thought it might set the tone for the entire shift and a long, clusterf*ck nite but, fortunately, no, this wasn’t the case at all; it was merely a brief storm before the calm.