The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 5
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™ 

With two-thirds of the medal stand up and winning and half the survey either winning or not playing, leveling up is the phrase that pays in the Bottom Ten this week, as the race for the ESPNCup is shaping up to be the tightest in recent memory. 

Bottom Ten electricians are stocking up on fuses and vacuum tubes this week, too, in anticipation of our patented TitleTrak Radar blowing out with not one (1) but two (2) Games of the Century scheduled this weekend: Miami, Ohio and UMess and the New Mexicans battling it out.  

This week’s imbroglio: 

1. Kent State (0-4; lost to Penn State 56-0)
Mitigating Factors: Nation’s-best 13-game skid only school’s 4th-best ever, with all-time mark of 19 by vaunted 1982-83 squads now the light at the end of B-10 tunnel…Presuming they lose out – a possibility everyone must consider – squad will tie mark on 11/13 at Miami, Ohio, break it the following week vs Akron.
FunFact: Golden Flashes have lost last two (2) games by average score of 63.5-to-0.0 in front of average crowd of 105,720.5, with B-10 pollsters “pretty sure” this sets some sort of Points-Allowed-To-Paid Attendance ratio record.
Next Loss: Eastern Michigan

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