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The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 1
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
And they’re off!
Or will be here in a week or so, as the race for the most coveted trophy in sports – The Dan Henning Trophy, symbolic of NFL Bottom Ten excellence – begins its 2024 slog.
Losses, of course, are key, but Bottom Ten pollsters “strongly suspect” that the race for The Dan Henning Trophy will be so close that not only will the sheer number of losses be important, but the quality of those losses will be important, too.
This week’s mess, as the nags preen in front of the starting gate:
1. Carolina Panthers – Meddlesome owner???…Check…Young quarterback coming off disastrous rookie campaign???…Check…Throw in experience from the 2023 title run, and Panthers are all in for B-10 title repeat…Next Loss: at New Orleans
While we can’t be bothered to produce a Daily Dose right now, we do have two exciting features for you today.
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The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 1
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
And they’re off!
The chase for the ESPNCup begins, with teams so hell-bent of Bottom Ten glory two (2) teams already have losses in the books, with everybody else chomping at the bit to secure their place on the Bottom Ten’s patented TitleTrak Radar. .
Can Kent State repeat against what is probably the deepest Bottom Ten field in recent memory? Can Navy earn a fourth-straight Sgt Bilko Trophy – symbolic of service academy lousiness? Will a team not ranked this week come from out of nowhere to claim their share of Bottom Ten glory?
We have no idea, either.
The Week 1 mess:
Friends, Hiatus 2024 rolls on for The Daily Dose. We have a couple of projects working.
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It’s Sparrow, an average man passing an average life…
Sunday, August 25
We had a pretty good laff with W tonite at the hotel…We had just settled in at the front desk and I asked if we were sold out – par for the Sparrow course, even in slow season – and she said of course not and we said no problemo because ol’ Sparrow was here to move some product…W laffed – even her laffs have that pleasant Nigerian accent – and made a chopping motion with a hand and said “That is Sparrow…selling rooms for our bonus”…Full of optimism, we noted that our middle name was “Sold Out”.