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The Daily Dose/March 2, 2025
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Sunday Bottom 5
A ranking of some things.

1. Donald Trump – Sunday Bottom 5 pollsters “strongly suspect” Trump’s next geographical edict will change name of country to People’s Republic of Amerika. 

2. Volodymyr Zelenskyy – Ukrainian president berated in Oval Office by President Trump for forcing Russia to invade it three (3) years ago, tho Zelenskyy’s motive remains unclear …Zelenskyy earns further US ire by refusing to drop second “y” from end of last name. 

3. People’s Republic of Amerika – The new 3-hole staple, replacing USA! USA! as we slide into a Trump/Musk dictatorship…Amerika completely off its rocker now, siding with Russians, alienating old allies, and smacking around a good man trying to save his country.

4. 2026 Midterm Elections – Sunday Bottom 5 pollsters “pretty sure” elections will go off as scheduled, but not entirely sure and, be honest, you probably aren’t entirely sure either, as Amerika might be a nice little dictatorship by then. 

5. Donald Trump Fact Check – Click here for Trump’s lies and inaccuracies from this week’s Cabinet meeting…Courtesy of CNN. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow has the latest morning coffee service news from the hotel. Today’s Diary. 

…not only new brands of French vanilla and hazelnut creamers BUT – and hold on to your hats here – new brands of cups and lids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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On This Date
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In 1972 – Pioneer 10 is launched by the United States at Cape Canaveral, Florida on a mission to fly by Jupiter. The spacecraft took seven months to make the trip and made its closest approach to Jupter (82,178 miles) on December 3. Radio occlusion data  -297° F and -261° F. The spacecraft crossed Pluto’s orbit in 1983 and it’s last signal to Earth was received in January 2003 at a distance of 7.5 billion miles from Earth. 

Editor’s Note: due to time constraints, the next two entries ran last year.

In 1962 – Wilt Chamberlain of the Philadelphia Warriors establishes a new NBA record for most points in a game in a 169-147 win over the New York Knicks in Hershey, Pennsylvania. Chamberlain had 100 points, breaking the record of 78 points he had established the previous December 8 and the record still stands. It was the third time Chamberlain had set the NBA’s single-game scoring record and the 316 combined points established a new NBA record for most points in a game, a mark now held by the Detroit Pistons and the Denver Nuggets (370, 12/13/83). 

In 1974 – Bob Dylan with The Band is at #1 on the Billboard 200 album chart for the third of four consecutive weeks with Planet Waves. It was the eighth of 22 Top 10 albums for Dylan and his first of five #1 albums for and remains the only appearance at #1 on a Billboard chart for The Band. The album produced two chart singles, neither of which made the Top 40.  

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

He was not so unreasonable-usually- as to demand both freedom and the fruits of popular slavery.
Sinclair Lewis
Arrowsmith

Answer To The Last Trivia Questions
Knowledge is power.

Steve Yzerman of the Detroit Red Wings holds the NHL record for most assists by a player who spent his career with one team with 1,063. 

Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.

What is the most points scored in an NBA game by someone not named Wilt Chamberlain? – Answer next time!

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The Daily Dose/March 1, 2025
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience.

Leading Off will return.

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow spends a second straight night with a girl. Today’s Diary. 

That girl who was brought into the ER last nite who had OD’d and whom we watched sleep all nite was still in room five!!!…

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On This Date
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In 1562 – The French Wars of Religion begin when 63 French Protestants – known as Huguenots – are massacred in Vassy. The Huguenots were worshiping when they were attacked by troops led by the Duke of Guise and the war would continue when Huguenots occupied Orleans in April. The wars did not end until 1598, with an estimated two to four million killed either from violence, famine, or disease. History refers to the incident at the Massacre of Vassy. 

In 1988 – Wayne Gretzky of the Edmonton Oilers establishes a new NHL record for most career assists in a 5-3 win over the Los Angeles Kings. Gretzky’s assist on Yari Kurri’s first-period goal was the 1,050th of his career, breaking the record of 1,049 established by Gordie Howe from 1946-80. Gretzky ended his career in 1999 with 1,963 assists, a record that still stands. 

In 1976 – Rhythm Heritage is at #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 for the only week with Theme From S.W.A.T. It was the first of three chart singles for the group, their first of two Top 40 hits and remains their only #1 song. The song also went to #1 in Canada and was Billboard’s 29th-biggest hit of the year. The song was written by Barry De Vorzon, who orchestra provided the version actually used on the TV show.

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

…obey the precept of the old philosopher and Explore thyself.
Henry David Thoreau
Walden

Answer To The Last Trivia Questions
Knowledge is power.

The Soviet Union won the most overall (21) and gold (7) medals at the 1960 Squaw Valley Winter Olympics.

Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.

Who holds the NHL record for most assists in a career spent with the same team? – Answer next time!

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The Daily Dose/February 28, 2025
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience.

USA! USA!: The downside to another Trump Administration is not so much his policies. Some have merit, though you can go argue their merits on your own time. No, the downside is that America is going to have to suffer through four more years of substandard presidential leadership. 

Let’s Go Live To The White House: As we see repeatedly, Trump’s concept of leadership is bullying and blustering his way to what he wants, regardless of merit or whether or not it is in accordance with established US policy, tradition, and law, and whether or not it’s constitutional. He throws mud against a wall and sees what sticks. 

Fly In The Ointment: This is not out of the Leadership 101 manual and America remains a partisan, fractured, and bickering mess. Nothing of substance is going to get done. 

USA! USA! II: America really hasn’t been led by an elected president since Kennedy said let’s go to the moon. Johnson got caught in the Vietnam crosshairs. Nixon resigned in disgrace, Ford – not elected, of course – did well under circumstances the Son of Man would’ve found challenging. Carter appeared overwhelmed, while Reagan was the most managed president to that time, an influence that is still felt today because nobody speaks plainly and from the heart anymore. Everyone has to stay on message.  

Dry, Technical Matter: George Bush was gracious but couldn’t get reelected and lied when he said “No new taxes”. Clinton produced our last balanced budget, but it was always something with him; George W Bush lied to get us into war. Obama talked a good game but left the country much as he found it. Trump’s first term saw, among other things, a COVID response so incompetent he will always have blood on his hands. Biden wanted his party to be all things to all people, and America merely marked time under his watch. 

Here We Go Again: Now Trump is back, and we can’t really complain about it because we elected him. We elected him despite two impeachments, an insurrection, a felony conviction, despite the fact we know he is a lying, ignorant, blatherskite. 

Fly In The Ointment: Now, the man who believes the moon is part of Mars and that the American Revolution was won when we secured British airports witlessly wants Canada as the 51st state and says Ukraine started its war with Russia. 

The Bottom Line: So say goodbye to the prospect of America getting any substantive leadership the next four years. We are going to get four years of blather, lies, and mismanagement. Four years of ignorance. At least two years of Congress standing by and cooing at all this despite the fact they know better. All of us know better, but we elected this nonsense anyway. We deserve everything we get. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow is back in the game. Today’s Diary. 

That doesn’t sound very romantic, but such matters are a compendium of needs and when two people have what the other needs – like US citizenship – things happen…

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On This Date
Extra, extra, read all about it. 

In 1525 – Aztec King Cuauhtemoc is executed on the orders of conquistador Hernando Cortez while on an expedition in southern Mexico. Cortes, a Spaniard, had conquered the Aztec empire in 1521 and suspected Cuauhtemoc of wanting to kill him. Some histories say Cortes’ suspicion was unfounded and that he felt guilty afterward and suffered from insomnia. 

In 1960 – The United States wins the Olympic ice hockey gold medal with a 9-4 victory over Czechoslovakia in the final game of the medal round at the Squaw Valley Winter Games. It was the first of two Olympic titles for the US, while Canada earned its second of four silver medals and the Soviet Union earned its only bronze medal. The Olympic ice hockey tournament did not use a single-elimination bracket tournament to determine its champion until the 1992 Albertville Games.

In 1970 – Simon and Garfunkel is at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for the first of six consecutive weeks with Bridge Over Troubled Water. It was the sixth of eight Top 10 hits for the group and their third and final #1. The song went to #1 in five other countries, including Indonesia and Great Britain, was Billboard’s #1 song of the year and their 5th-biggest of the decade. The song won five Grammy Awards, including Song of the Year and Record of the Year. 

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

But for the chosen, there is no choice.
Saul Bellow
Ravelstein

Answer To The Last Trivia Questions
Knowledge is power.

The US Navy’s – indeed, the world’s – first nuclear-powered aircraft carrier was the USS Enterprise (CVN-65), in commissioned, active service from 1961-2012. 

Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.

What country won the most gold and overall medals at the Squaw Valley Olympics? – Answer next time!

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