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The Diary of a Nobody/November 4
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The Daily Dose/November 4, 2024
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience.
USA! USA! Tuesday’s election is not so much a referendum on Kamala Harris and Donald Trump, or the Democrats or the Republicans.
Dry, Technical Matter: No, America is having a referendum on herself. The referendum is will America embrace ignorance, lies, and hatred or are we not going to not embrace ignorance lies, and hatred. Because that is all that Donald Trump has to offer. It is all he ever had to offer and he should’ve been dismissed from the 2016 race five minutes after he announced his candidacy.
Fly In The Ointment: Instead, Trump was embraced. First, by a media that long ago stopped reporting and started entertaining, then by an American electorate that is as ignorant as Trump is and long ago began preferring appeasement to accomplishment.
Now Hear This: This is not an endorsement of Ms Harris because her only quality is that she is not Donald Trump. Given the choice between her and rag mop, we’d find ourselves scratching our chin and wondering what their tax policy might be.
Get Your Official Daily Dose Policy Right Here: Donald Trump is a man of no moral or intellectual substance. America has embraced him, which means America is no longer a nation of any moral or intellectual substance. We are embracing mediocrity because we are mediocre ourselves now.
The Bottom Line: A democracy is only as good as its last election. We should care that Donald Trump lies and admits to grabbing women by the pussy and believes the moon is part of Mars, but we don’t. We’ve already lowered ourselves to Trump’s level once. Tuesday will show if we’re willing to do it again or if we are better than that.
Today At The Site
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The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow goes to the gym. Today’s Diary.
Workout was strong, tho abbreviated tonite…Officially, we had time for a full workout, but we were in the mood to think we didn’t because we wanted to start packing for our trip…
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In 1847 – Sir James Young Simpson discovers the anesthetic properties of chloroform. Simpson tried it on himself and some friends, with everyone falling asleep and waking the next morning. It’s effectiveness on animals had been demonstrated in 1942, though testing on humans was thought to be risky. Simpson got lucky on the dosage he gave himself – a bit more and he would’ve died, while a bit less would’ve been ineffective. Earlier anesthetics included nitrous oxide and ether.
In 1998 – The San Jose Sharks establish a new NHL record for fewest shots on goal by a winning team in a 4-0 win over the Dallas Stars. The Sharks had nine shots on goal, research into whose record they broke was inconclusive, the record was tied by the Toronto Maple Leafs in March, and it still stands.
In 1967 – David Houston is at #1 on Billboard’s country chart – then known as the Hot Country Singles chart – for the first of two consecutive weeks with You Mean the World to Me. It was the eleventh of 36 Top 40 country hits for Houston, his sixth of 21 Top 10s, and his third of six #1s in a chart career that lasted from 1963-89. The song also peaked at #75 on the Hot 100.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
They rode forth to battle without a flag except that flown by their own courage.
Louis L’Amour
The Lonesome Gods
Answer To The Last Trivia Questions
Knowledge is power.
Franklin Roosevelt had three vice presidents: John Nance Garner, Henry A Wallace, and Harry S Truman.
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What was Billboard’s #1 country song of 1967? – Answer next time!
The Daily Dose/November 3, 2024
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
The Sunday Bottom 5
A ranking of some things.
1. Donald Trump – Sigh, here we go again…Still a man of zero moral or intellectual substance…Still a liar…Still an admitted sexual predator…Still an idiot who believes, among other things, that the moon is part of Mars, that Colorado deserve a border fence, and that the American Revolution was won when the Continental Army secured British airports…Now a convicted felon…We can do better than this, but we don’t want to.
2. Kamala Harris – Not the worst candidate we’ve ever had, but good gravy, unless you’re a hard-core Democrat, her biggest selling point is that she is not Donald Trump…Which is enough this year, frankly.
3. USA! USA! – With Trump nominated for the third time, GOP plainly at peace with ignorance, lies, and hatred…On Tuesday, we’ll see if America is OK with those things, too.
4. Penn State Nittany Lions – SB5 pollsters absolutely giddy over latest, clutch loss to Ohio State, as Penn State has no business making money off of major division collegiate sports after child molesting scandal.
5. Donald Trump Fact Check: – Click here for assorted lies, misinformation, and inaccuracies from Donald Trump…A shocker, we know.
Today At The Site
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The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow debuts his new shirt at the hotel. Today’s Diary.
We found ourselves wondering how long it will last, but it’s designed for ranchers punching doggies, so it will probably be able to withstand the rigors of nite audit work…
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In 1936 – President of the United States Franklin Delano Roosevelt is reelected, defeating Kansas Governor Alf Langdon, receiving 523 of 531 electoral votes and 60.8% of the popular vote. It was the second of four times FDR would be elected president, the only person elected more than twice. It was the biggest landslide in a presidential election since Franklin Pierce ran unopposed in 1820 and Roosevelt would remain president until dying early in his fourth term in 1945.
In 1982 – Randy Smith of the San Diego Clippers establishes a new NBA record for most consecutive games played in a 130-111 loss to the Philadelphia 76ers. It was the 845th consecutive game for Smith, which broke the record established by Johnny Kerr, and Smith would eventually play in 906 consecutive games, a streak that ended in March when he missed a game while waiting to clear waivers after requesting a trade. The record is now held by A.C. Green with 1,192.
In 2018 – Maroon 5 featuring Cardi B is at #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 for the sixth of seven consecutive weeks with Girls Like You. The song went to #1 in twelve other countries including Chile, Croatia, and Israel, peaked at #7 in Great Britain, was Billboard’s 10th-biggest song of the year, their 22nd-biggest of 2019, and their 5th-biggest of the decade. It was the fourth and most recent #1 for Maroon 5 and the third of five #1s for Cardi B.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
Prose is the voice of knowledge freeing itself from imagination and faith;
Will Durant
The Story of Civilization, Vol II: The Life of Greece
Answer To The Last Trivia Questions
Knowledge is power.
The number of Lutherans in the world is estimated at 77 million.
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How many vice presidents did FDR have? – Answer next time!
The Daily Dose/November 1, 2024
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience.
Leading Off will return.
Today At The Site
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The Diary of a Nobody/October 30
The Diary of a Nobody/October 31
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These are from October 31
In 1517 – The Protestant Reformation begins when Martin Luther posts what History refers to as the 95 Theses on the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, Germany. The theses were Luther’s response to abuses by Roman Catholic clergy, including the sale of indulgences, which we sold as ways to lessen punishment for committed sins. Luther refused to recant his beliefs and was excommunicated from the Catholic Church in 1521.
In 1908 – The London Summer Olympics come to a close. The Games featured 2,008 athletes – including 37 women – with Great Britain winning the most gold medals (56) and most overall medals (146) and marked the first time events were officiated by judges from countries other than the host country. The Games had begun on April 27 and remain the longest Olympics ever. The Games were originally scheduled for Rome, but were moved in 1906 after the eruption Mount Vesuvious.
In 1981 – Luther Vandross is at #1 on Billboard’s soul chart – then known as the Hot Soul Singles chart – for the second and final consecutive week with Never Too Much. It was the first chart single for Vandross and his first of 26 soul Top 10 hits and six #1s. The song also went #13 pop in Great Britain, peaked at #33 on the Hot 100 and Vandross also wrote and produced the song.
These are from November 1
In 1503 – Julius II is elected pope following the death of Pius III on October 18. Julius reigned for a bit more than nine years, during which he, among other things, established the Vatican museum, laid the cornerstone for the new St Peter;s Basillica, and commissioned Michelangelo to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Julius is mentioned often in Machiavelli’s The Prince and he died in 1513 and was succeeded by Leo X.
In 1964 – Jim Brown of the Cleveland Browns becomes the first NFL player to have 10,000 rushing yards in a 30-17 win over the Pittsburgh Steelers. Brown retired in 1965 with 12,312 rushing yards, led the NFL in rushing in eight of his nine years in the league, and his 104.3 rushing yards per game remains the NFL record. Brown’s career total is now good for eleventh on the all-time list and the mark is now held by Emmitt Smith with 18,355,
In 1975 – Elton John is at #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 for the first of three consecutive weeks with Island Girl. It was the twelfth of 57 Top 40 hits for John, his eleventh of 27 Top 10 songs, and fourth of eight #1s. The song also peaked at #14 in Great Britain and due to when it charted was Billboard’s 64th-biggest song of 1976, John co-wrote the song with Bernie Taupin.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
A cosmos without known cause or fate is an intellectual prison; we long to believe that the great drama has a just author and a noble end.
Will Durant
The Story of Civilization, Vol VI: The Reformation
Answer To The Last Trivia Questions
Knowledge is power.
Women participated in archery, tennis, and figure skating at the 1908 London Summer Olympics.
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