The Daily Dose/Monday January 8, 2024
The Daily Dose/January 8, 2024
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience.
Leading Off will return.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow is offered a bribe to open the hot tub. Today’s Diary.
She whines about this a little before pointing at the blonde sitting at the table.
“How about if she flashes you???…Would you open it for us then???”
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On This Date
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In 1790 – President George Washington delivers the first State of the Union address, in the Senate chamber of Federal Hall in New York City. Congress generally reacted favorably to Washington’s recommendations, soon producing patent and copyright legislation, but declined to form a national university. It remains the shortest State of the Union address, at 1,089 words. The original hall Federal Hall was demolished in 1812 and the current building – originally a customs house – opened in 1842.
In 1945 – The Kentucky Wildcats establish a new NCAA record for fewest points allowed in a game in a 75-6 win over Arkansas State. Research into whose record was broken was inconclusive and the mark was tied in December 1973 when Tennessee defeated Temple 11-6. The NCAA all-division record is 4, done twice in Division II.
In 1977 – Marilyn McCoo and Billy Davis, Jr are at #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 for the only week with You Don’t Have To Be a Star (To Be In My Show). The song also went to #1 in Canada and on Billboard’s soul chart, and peaked at #7 in Great Britain. The song also won the Grammy Award for Best Vocal R&B Performance by a Duo or Group. It was the first of two Top 40 hits for the husband and wife duo and remains their only #1 song; the duo also hit #1 twice as members of the 5th Dimension.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
Peter simply approached religion like he approached everything else: What seemed reasonable? What was practical? What worked best?
Robert K Massie
Peter the Great
Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.
The NHL record for the longest winless streak is 30 games by the 1980-81 Winnpieg Jets.
Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.
Who was the last president to provide a written State of the Union message to Congress? – Answer next time!
The Daily Dose/Sunday, January 7, 2024
The Daily Dose/January 7, 2024
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Friends, The Daily Dose will return.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
It’s Read Free Sunday (RFS) at The Diary.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow is grateful for the knife. Today’s Diary.
It was a hero tonite, what with two creamer boxes and fresh box of French roast coffee packets needing to be opened.
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The Diary of a Nobody/January 6
Sure, it’s Read Free Sunday (RFS) at The Diary.
It’s Sparrow, an average man passing an average life…
Saturday, January 6
There was some big news when we reported for duty at the hotel tonite.
The Daily Dose/Saturday, January 6, 2024
The Daily Dose/January 6, 2024
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience.
CAPSULE BOOK REVIEW: Son of Holmes by John Lescroart: There is an element of art known as pastiche, which is a work that imitates the work of another and, as you might expect, Son of Holmes is about the son of fiction’s most famous detective, Sherlock Holmes. And while we’ve read Holmes – all of it – years ago, this wasn’t why we picked up the book.
Dry, Technical, Matter: Fans of the mystery genre know that Sherlock Holmes has long been suspected of being the father of another famous fictional detective, Nero Wolfe. (This is never mentioned in a Wolfe novel, though Wolfe keeps a picture of Holmes in his office.) We’ve been Wolfe fans for ages and picked up the book to see how Wolfe was portrayed.
For The Record: The answer is brilliantly, with mannerisms and traits Wolfe fans will immediately recognize and appreciate. As this was our reason for reading the book, we didn’t even notice any similarities to Holmes.
FunFact: Wolfe is known as Auguste Lupa in the book. Lupa is Italian for wolf.
Please Pass The Dry, Technical Matter: The setting is France in 1915. World War I has just started and Lupa is spying for the Allies. Someone gets murdered and Lupa solves the case, which isn’t easy because the dumb-dumb constables have tabbed him the prime suspect.
Fly In The Ointment: There is one glaring discrepancy: Lescroart has Lupa born in America and moving to Europe shortly after birth. Wolfe was born in Montenegro and is a naturalized US citizen. It is, however, believable that Wolfe was spying for the Allies in World War I.
Ladies And Gentlemen: Your Daily Dose Rating Scale: 1 – The very best; 2 – Very good; 3- Good; 4- OK; 5- A steaming pile.
Final Rating: 3: This is an objective rating. If it weren’t, we would have given it a 1 because of our long fandom of and affection for Nero Wolfe stories. This wasn’t the greatest mystery ever, but it was early in Lescroart’s career. In fact, the international intrigue angle that asserted itself at the end caught us by surprise but, frankly, this is hardly the Upset of the Year for us. Unless you are an ardent Holmes or Wolfe fan, it might not be for you.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow blows off workout. Today’s Diary.
We’re not entirely sure why, but we were exhausted when we woke up this morning…It was as if we’d never gone to bed: we woke up groggy and yawning…
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On This Date
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In 2005 – Edgar Ray Killen is indicted for the murders a Black and two Jewish civil rights workers that occured in 1964 in Philadelphia, Mississippi. The three – who’d had the nerve to try and register Black voters – had been abducted, shot, and left in an earthen dam. The state declined criminal prosecution and Killen had no verdict returned in a federal civil rights trial. Killen would be convicted of three counts of manslaughter in June and died in prison in 2018 at age 93. History refers to the killings as the Freedom Summer Murders.
In 1980 – The Philadelphia Flyers win the last of their NHL-record 35-game unbeaten streak in a 4-2 win over the Buffalo Sabres. The Flyers last loss had been to the Atlanta Flames on October 13 and they went 25-0-10 during the streak. They had broken the record of the 1977-78 Montreal Canadiens, who went unbeaten in 28 straight games.
In 1990 – Phil Collins is at #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 for the third of four consecutive weeks with Another Day In Paradise. The song went to #1 in ten other countries, including Zimbabwe and Norway, peaked at #2 in Great Britain, and was Billboard’s 7th-biggest song of the year. It was the 11th of 16 Top 10 hits for Collins as a solo act and was his 5th of seven #1 songs. The song was written by Collins and featured backing vocals by David Crosby.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
He means well for his country, is always an honest man, often a wise one, but sometimes and in some things, absolutely out of his senses.
Benjamin Franklin
Regards John Adams
Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.
Two other Christmas songs have hit #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100: All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey (2019-23) and Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree by Brenda Lee (2023/24)
Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.
Who holds the NHL record the longest winless streak? – Answer next time!
The Diary of a Nobody/January 5, 2024
The Daily Dose/Friday, January 5, 2024
The Daily Dose/January 5, 2024
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience.
Leading Off will return. We’re not entirely sure when, though. It is not on hiatus, however.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow has exciting news from the gym. Today’s Diary.
In a technical note, the 20 lb medicine ball we use for twists has a hole in it…
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On This Date
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In 1914 – The Ford Motor Company announces the implementation of a eight-hour workday and doubles wages to $5 a day, about $150 in today’s money. The move was not popular with rivals, though when it resulted in increased productivity and profits for Ford, most followed suit. The first eight-hour day in the US had been won by Boston ship carpenters in 1842 and the first eight-hour day had been implemented by King Phillip II of Spain in 1594.
In 1971 – The Harlem Globetrotters 2,495 game winning streak comes to an end in a 100-99 loss to the New Jersey Reds (one of the names played under by the Washington Generals) in Martin, Tennessee. The Reds led by twelve with two minutes left before the Globetrotters realized what was happening and they led by one point with ten seconds left. The winning shot was made by Generals owner Red Klotz and Meadowlark Lemon missed a shot as time expired. It was the Globetrotters’ first loss since 1957.
In 1959 – The Chipmunks with David Seville are at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for the third of four consecutive weeks with The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late). It was the second of three Top 10 hits for the group and their second and final #1. The song won three Grammy Awards: for Best Comedy Performance, Best Children’s Recording and Best Engineered Non-Classical Record. The song also peaked at #5 on Billboard’s soul chart and was the first Christmas song to hit #1 on the Hot 100.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.
Albert Einstein
Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.
Charles II became king when the English monarchy was restored in 1660. He was the son of Charles I.
Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.
What other Christmas songs have hit #1 on the Hot 100? – Answer next time!
The Daily Dose/Thursday, January 4, 2023
The Daily Dose/January 4, 2024
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience.
Leading Off will return. We’re not entirely sure when, though. It is not on hiatus, however.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow reports the VA has still lost its mind. Today’s Diary.
Recall last week we discussed the VA requiring voided checks for signing up for direct deposit…hopefully [we’ll] get this nonsense reversed because, as discussed last week, a lot of people don’t have checks anymore…It’s the third decade of the 21st century, after all…
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On This Date
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In 1649 – England’s House of Commons votes to put King Charles I on trial for treason. As the House Lords had rejected the measure and it did not have Charles’ assent, the king disputed the court’s jurisdiction. This did not stop them from convicting and condemning him and Charles was beheaded on January 30. The executioner and his assistant wore masks and wigs and their identity was never revealed. England would remain a republic until the restoration of the monarchy in 1660.
In 1984 – Adrian Dantley of the Utah Jazz ties the NBA record for most free throws made in a game in a 116-111 win over the Houston Rockets in Las Vegas. Dantly made 28 free throws – in 29 attempts – to tie the mark established by Wilt Chamberlain of the Philadelphia Warriors in March 1962 and the record still stands. Dantley is also second on the list with 27 free throws made in a November 1983 game and finished his NBA career with a career free throw percentage of 81.8%
In 1960 – Marty Robbins is at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for the first of two consecutive weeks with El Paso. The song peaked at #19 in Great Britain, was in its third of seven consecutive weeks at #1 on Billboard’s country chart, and won the Grammy Award for Best Country & Western Recording. It remains Robbins’ only #1 pop hit and was his sixth of 16 #1 country hits in a chart career that spanned from 1952-83.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; genius hits targets no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.
The NHL record for the quickest two goals by a team is two seconds, by the Montreal Canadiens on November 1, 2018, a 6-4 victory over the Washington Capitals. The first goal came at 19:38 of the third period, with the following goal going into an empty net off the ensuing faceoff.
Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.
Who became king when England restored the monarchy in 1660? – Answer next time!