The Daily Dose/Friday, October 13, 2023

The Daily Dose/October 13, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Daily Dose is on hiatus. 

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The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow puts the cat in time-out. Twice. Today’s Diary.

Later, while we were sleeping, she started meowing for yummies…We’ve trained her not to do this but she was insistent this time and she knows she does not get fed until we’re up for the day, so we closed the bedroom door on her…

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The Diary of a Nobody/October 12

It’s Sparrow, an average man passing an average life…

Thursday, October 12
There was lite strength in the gym this morning…We’ll take it, tho, and are giving this morning’s workout satisfactory marks because regular readers of this crap know Tuesday nite’s workout was tabled after the first two warmup sets because of general weariness and tomorrow we should be back to normal.

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The Daily Dose/Thursday, October 12, 2023

The Daily Dose/October 12, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Daily Dose is on hiatus. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow reports on an incident near the VSO. Today’s Diary. 

…someone had gotten snitty when deputies tried to serve an eviction notice and was now barricading himself inside the house…He would later decide this was all too much to take and four hours later shot himself in the head.

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The Diary of a Nobody/October 11

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The Daily Dose/Wednesday, October 11, 2023

The Daily Dose/October 11, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Daily Dose’s never-ending hiatus rolls on.

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow goes to the gym, but doesn’t work out. Today’s Diary. 

…but after the first couple of sets we knew: our body was still weary and not in the mood for even a light workout…So we headed home. 

The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 7 – Carolina takes command in race for Bottom Ten title. 

Two (2) wins a lot for B-10 runner-up this early in season, but when you break Bears’ 14-game losing streak on national TV, B-10 glory awaits…

Cardinals establish 2023 B-10 street cred with loss to B-10 legacy team in must-lose game for both teams…

Bengals – still looking to shed Worst Team Never To Win B-10 title moniker –  have good chance to stem winning tide as next three (3) opponents are combined 11-3…

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The Diary of a Nobody/October 10

It’s Sparrow, an average man passing an average life…

Tuesday, October 10
When we reported for duty at the hotel, we asked Chris if there had been a Coke delivery today and he said his tendency was to think not…Chris – showing the insights that are taking him strait to the top in the hotel racket – noted that not only was there an obvious lack of new product lying around, but no one had put a receipt in his box…We received this information with our hands on our hips, looking strait down, while nodding solemn agreement, not completely unfunny there…Then we checked behind the back office door, where the cases of Dasani are kept, noted there weren’t any, and said we concur with his assessment.    

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The Daily Dose/Tuesday, October 10, 2023

The Daily Dose/October 10, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The latest reader-depleting hiatus of The Daily Dose rolls on. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow notes there appear to be changes to the Coke guy’s delivery schedule. Today’s Diary. 

[Chris] said there appears to be a new guy on the route and he’s still sorting out his routine so deliveries here have been on different days and who the hell knows when he’s coming by this week…

The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 7 – Nevada had the week off, but there are no shortage of contenders in the quest for Bottom Ten glory. 

Zips recover from early 7-7 tie, breaking it open with decisive 49-0 run…

Commodores still reeling from turn-of-century decision to merge Athletic, Student Affairs departments when transfer students from Florida take charge of defense, requiring tacklers to lay down when ball carriers came within five (5) yards of them.

Owls back in B-10 survey for 733rd time this century after snapping UConn’s seven (7)-game losing skid…

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The Diary of a Nobody/October 9

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