It’s Sparrow, an average man passing an average life…
Thursday, October, 5 Assistant Front Desk Manager Q was there when we reported for duty tonite and he got the lowdown on why I was there instead of Chris…He had the story secondhand of course – because everyone, except me, blabs about everything here – and we joked that our first thought after realizing our error was we could just not come in, because it would’ve been no problemo to give Q the privilege of working a double shift, a line which Q didn’t think was half as funny I thought it was.
He did say he was from Davos and his family had first homesteaded in the area in 1244, that there was still family there, and that a grandfather had been a pastry chef for a Russian czar…
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The Daily Dose/September 27, 2023 By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
The Daily Dose is on hiatus.
Today At The Site Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow gets a call from a woman looking for her man. Today’s Diary.
I’ll tell you what, in the age before cell phones this was a lot more common, women plainly calling looking for their man…(Men, by the by, never called…They were probably glad for the time to themselves and didn’t really care.)…
Rivalry game against UNLV later this month will see loser take possession Vic’s Roulette Wheel, symbolic of Silver State college football ineptitude.
A relative newcomer to the Conference of the Week podium, AAC staffers have been receiving protocol and procedure tutorials from Sun Belt Conference, MAC.
Commodores still smarting from turn-of-century decision to merge Athletic, Student Affairs departments as divinity school students assigned coaching duties instruct offensive linemen to turn the other cheek when opposing defenders hit them, resulting in NCAA-record 52 sacks.
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The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 6 By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
And then there were three (3).
Three (3) 0-5 teams remain in the quest for the ESPNCup – symbolic of collegiate Bottom Ten supremacy – as our patented Bottom Ten TitleTrak Radar didn’t blow any fuses this week as it was, refreshingly, steady as she goes with no changes in the top six (6) spots this week…In fact, had previously unvictoried Buffalo not up and won, there might have been no change at all.
The Bulls win, however, creating an opening this week, one that was deftly filled by those B-10 stalwarts from Vanderbilt.
This week’s mess:
1. Nevada (0-5; lost to Fresno State 27-9) Mitigating Factors: Wolf Pack have no trouble – not that any was really expected – in extending nation’s-best losing streak to 15 straight…B-10 pollsters “pretty sure” Wolf Pack first B-10 #1 team to trail game 27-2 “like, basically, ever, dude”…Nevada looking for first winless season ever, which would eclipse one (1)-win campaign by iconic, treasured 1950 squad. FunFact: Rivalry game against UNLV later this month will see loser take possession Vic’s Roulette Wheel, symbolic of Silver State college football ineptitude. Next Loss: UNLV (10/14)
The four ten-hour shift dream is done…Finito…Ka-put…It’s left the building…
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