The Daily Dose/June 11, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Sunday Bottom 5
A ranking of some things.

1. Donald Trump – The I’s have it: Indictment, Impeachment, Ignorance…Hardly a surprise, as Trump too stupid to take expert advice on the matter…Of course, he remains the GOP front-runner for their 2024 presidential nomination…From Lincoln, to Reagan to Trump…Plot it on a graph and you have a perpendicular line and it ain’t going up folks. 

2. PGA Tour/LIV Merger – Why shouldn’t the PGA Tour take Saudi blood money, everyone else does…Saudi crown prince expected to announce new rules for all non-majors, including  beheadings for double-bogies, making all tee boxes face Mecca and forcing chick media members to wear burkas…Sunday Bottom 5 pollsters still “pretty sure” there will never be a Daily Dose brought to you by the Saudi Wealth Fund. 

3. Mass Shootings – The 3-hole staple…A relatively light week in Shooting Gallery USA, with only 12 shootings that injured/killed at least four, featuring nine (9) deaths and a mere 52 wounded…Forecast for this week strong, as victory celebrations in Denver and Las Vegas could set off fun-spirited shootings in crowded streets.

4. Testify AI, Testify! – Go in peace, serve the ChatGPI…AI sermon at Lutheran church in Germany not really a surprise – you figured some preacher would someday say “screw it” and channel Holy AI Spirit- but having Lutherans set the pace is really the Upset of the Year…Lutherans never set the pace in anything, unless it’s being the first to apologize for something they didn’t do. 

5. Fake News – Click here for fake stuff some wizards amongst us were believing this week…Runs occasionally when Sunday Bottom 5 pollsters can’t come up with sufficient material…Courtesy of the AP. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

Sure, it’s Read Free Sunday (RFS) at The Diary. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow reports to the gym to find someone blasting some music. Today’s Diary. 

Other people’s music is as noxious as their smoke and we would’ve objected had he been blasting The Sparrow Playlist, much less some crap that would sterilize frogs at a thousand yards…As it was tho, he had the rugrat turn it off as we walked in, which was the courteous thing to do…

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On This Date
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In 1944 – The USS Missouri (BB-63) is commissioned, the last battleship built by the US Navy. She fought in World War II and Korea, was the site of Japan’s surrender in 1945, and was decommissioned in 1955. The ship was reactivated and modernized in 1986 as part of the Navy’s plans for an 800-ship fleet, and was decommissioned for good in 1992, and today is a museum ship in Pearl Harbor. 

In 2012 – The Los Angeles Kings win the Stanley Cup, defeating the New Jersey Devils 6-1 to win the series four games to two. It was the first of two Stanley Cup titles for the Kings and was the second and most recent finals defeat for the Devils, who have won the Stanley Cup three times. The Kings had finished the regular season with a 40-27-15 record and became the first number eight seed to win the Stanley Cup. 

In 1977 – KC & the Sunshine Band is at #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 for the only week with I’m Your Boogie Man. The song also went to #1 in Canada, peaked at #41 in Great Britain, at #3 on Billboard’s soul chart, and was their 11th-biggest song of the year. It was the fourth and penultimate #1 song for the group and was their fourth of six Top 10 hits and their fifth of the ten Top 40 hits. 

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

It is not the first steps but the last ones that are most difficult.
Jean-Francois Steiner
Treblinka

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

Besides Czechoslovakia, Hungary (1938, 1954) and the Netherlands (1974-78; 2010) are the other countries that have appeared in multiple World Cup finals without winning. 

Today’s Stumper
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How many #1s did KC & the Sunshine Band have on Billboard’s soul chart? – Answer next time!

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The Daily Dose/June 10, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Leading Off
Notes from around our human experience. 

Leading Off remains in time-out.

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow has the latest MPG figure for the new ride. Today’s Diary. 

Like you, we were wondering how, or even if, the new all-weather tires would affect gas mileage and the jury is still out on that…

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On This Date
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In 1854 – The United States Naval Academy graduates its first class. The six students were known as passed midshipmen and were obliged to wait to enter active duty as the practice of immediately commissioning graduates as ensigns didn’t start until 1912. The school had been founded in 1845 as the Naval School on an old army fort in Annapolis. Previously, the academy had sent officers to the fleet, but not as part of a graduating class. 

In 1934 – Italy wins the second World Cup, defeating Czechoslovakia 2-1 in extra time in the final in Rome. It was the first of four World Cup titles for the Italians and was the first of two runner-up finishes for the Czechs. The tournament featured 16 teams, ten of whom had not played in the first World Cup four years earlier in Uraguay, and consisted solely of a 16-team, single-elimination tournament. Italy had beaten the US, Spain, and Austria to reach the final, and Germany defeated Austria for third place. 

In 1967 – Aretha Franklin is at #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 for the second and final consecutive week with Respect. The song also peaked at #10 in Great Britain, was in its fourth of eight consecutive weeks at #1 on Billboard’s soul chart, and was Billboad’s biggest soul song of the year. It was the first of two pop #1s for Franklin and her second of a then-record 20 #1 soul hits, a mark once shared with Stevie Wonder and now held by Drake (27). The song was written by Otis Redding, whose own version had peaked at #35 in 1965.

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

…a deity…cannot be proved by reason, he can only be postulated as a practical necessity, offering peace to our limited intellects, and encouragement to our fragile morality.
Will Durant
The Story of Civilization, Vol I: Our Oriental Heritage

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

The Soviet Union occupied North Korea before the founding of the current People’s Democratic Republic in 1948. Before the end of World War II, it was ruled by Japan. 

Today’s Stumper
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Besides Czechoslovakia, what other countries have played in multiple World Cup finals without winning? – Answer next time!

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The Daily Dose/June 9, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Daily Dose is taking some PTO. It will return.

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow’s dilemma. Today’s Diary. 

So it was gut-check time: did we have what it took to not do the lawn when faced with both the time to do the lawn and a pro-mowing forecast???

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The Daily Dose/June 8, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Leading Off
Notes from around our human experience. 

Leading Off will return. Probably.

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow and Mark discuss human trafficking. Today’s Diary. 

…we went out and told Mark, very seriously, that as part of this turnover from here on out we wanted the latest on the human trafficking front here at the hotel: has there been any, what precautions are we taking, and whatnot…For his part, Mark said – as we stood by, nodding solemnly – that he had observed no human trafficking tonite, just our usual motley retinue of guests, and that all standard precautions were observed.

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On This Date
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In 2009 – Two American TV reporters are convicted of illegally entering North Korea, three months after having been arrested near the border with China. Euna Lee and Laura Ling were sentenced to 12 years of hard labor, though they were pardoned in August, after an unannounced visit by former President Bill Clinton, who met with Korean dictator Kim Jung Il. Kim’s official titles are general secretary of the Worker’s Party of Korea and chairman of the National Defense Commission of North Korea. 

In 1966 – The NFL and the AFL announce plans to merge their two leagues in time for the 1970 season. The agreement called for all existing franchises to remain in the current city and the league to expand by four teams by 1970. The agreement also called for the two leagues to play what would become the Super Bowl. The agreement also stipulated that all NFL stadiums must hold at least 50,000 people 

In 1974 – Paul McCartney and Wings is at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for the only week with Band on the Run. It was the second of six #1 songs for the group and was their sixth of 15 Top 10 hits. The song also went to #1 in New Zealand and Canada, peaked at #3 in Great Britain, and was Billboard’s 22nd-biggest song of the year. The song won the Grammy Award for Best Pop Vocal Performance by a Duo, Group, or Chorus.

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

The hasty stroke goes oft astray.
J.R.R. Tolkien
The Lord of the Rings

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

The US Supreme Court decision that ended the separate but equal precedent was Brown v. Board of Education in 1954. 

Today’s Stumper
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Who ruled North Korea before the founding of the current Democratic People’s Republic in 1948? – Answer next time!

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