The Daily Dose/September 3, 2021
By Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy

Leading Off
Notes from around our human experience.

Leading Off will return.  

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow says hi to his friend Mousa. Today’s Diary.

I saw Mousa in the parking lot rustling some carts and I said howdy cause Mousa is one of this planet’s good people and I asked how he was enjoying being a citizen and he laffed said it was good, however, he said he’s already forgotten most of the stuff he was required to learn for his citizenship test…I laffed, too, patted him on the chest and said a lot of us have forgotten those things as well. 

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On This Date
The long march to today. 

In 301 – The country of San Marino, an enclave located in northeast Italy, is founded by St Marinus. A stonemason by trade, Marinus had fled nearby Rimini and built a monastery on Mount Titano, regarded as the founding of San Marino. Over the years the country added several communities and its borders have remained unchanged since 1463. While not the oldest country in the world, San Marino is the oldest uninterrupted republic on the planet. 

In 1972 – Henry Aaron of the Atlanta Braves establishes a new major league record for most total bases in a career in an 8-0 loss to the Philadelphia Phillies. Aaron had two singles and a walk to break Stan Musial’s record of 6,134 total bases done from 1941-63. Aaron would finish his National League career with 6,591 total bases and retired in 1974 with 6,856 total bases, National League and major league records that still stand. 

In 1983 – The Police are at #1 on the Billboard 200 album chart for the seventh of 17 non-consecutive weeks with Synchronicity.  It was the third of four Top 10 albums for the group and remains their only #1 and it produced four Top 40 hits, including the #1 Every Breath You Take. The album won the Grammy Award for Best Rock Vocal Performance by a Duo or Group and was Billboard’s third-biggest album of the year and its eighth-biggest of 1984. 

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever. 

Such is man. He sets himself a goal…But as soon as it costs blood, he wants to be on his way.
Ernst Weiss
Georg Letham Physician and Murderer

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

Bill Tilden won 16 US Open titles during his career: seven singles, five doubles and four  mixed doubles

Today’s Stumper
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Who holds the American League record for most total bases in a career? – Answer next time!

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The Daily Dose/September 2, 2021
By Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy

Leading Off
Notes from around our human experience.

Leading Off will return. We are working on a project. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow provides (further) proof that he will whine about anything. Today’s Diary. 

There was a lot of rain today…We’ll take all the rain Mother Nature chooses to favor us with, of course, but it would blow if it affected Friday’s lawn mowing…I gathered Cliff doesn’t get to the small town all that often and the lawn really needs mowing…It might be the last of the season, too, because this is about the time it usually goes completely dormant. 

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On This Date
The long march to today. 

In 1666 – What History knows as the Great Fire of London breaks out at a bakery on Pudding Lane near London Bridge. The fire spread quickly and St Paul’s Cathedral was destroyed two nights later and the fire was not completely extinguished until Sept 6. Most official death tolls put the total in single digits, however, the exact total remains unknown. Between 70,000 and 80,000 people were left homeless. 

In 1924 – Bill Tilden of the US wins his fifth consecutive US Open – then known as the US National Championship – title defeating Bill Johnston 6-1, 9-7, 6-2. It was the third of four consecutive Tilden would beat Johnston in the final and Johnston’s six runner-up finishes remain a tournament record. Johnston had won the tournament in 1915 and 1919 while Tilden would win the tournament again in 1925 and 29.

In 1978 – Franki Valli is at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for the second and final consecutive week with Grease. It was the seventh and final #1 song for Valli, a figure which includes five #1s with the Four Seasons. The song also went to #1 in Israel and Canada and peaked at #3 in Great Britain. The song was written by Barry Gibb and the album Grease was also in its sixth of twelve weeks at #1 on Billboard’s album chart. 

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever. 

He experiments with his last stake, and no matter how the experiment turns out, he still perishes…
Ernst Weiss
Georg Letham Physician and Murderer

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

Louis Armstrong is the oldest act to have a #1 song on the Billboard Hot 100. He was 62  when Hello Dolly hit the top in 1964. 

Today’s Stumper
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How many total US Open titles did Bill Tilden win in his career? – Answer next time!

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The Daily Dose/September 1, 2021
By Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy

Leading Off
Notes from around our human experience.

Leading Off will return. We are working on a project.

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow is foiled in his attempt to mow the lawn. Today’s Diary. 

So yours truly gets back to The Shire primed for action, and the effing mower wouldn’t start!!!…I am not making that up…The problem was the pull cord that starts it wasn’t pulling all the way: it would stop at assorted times in the process…Abruptly, too, so that ol’ Sparrow’s shoulder was almost torn out a couple of times. 

The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 1 – The race for The Dan Henning Trophy – symbolic of NFL Bottom Ten supremacy – is on. Note: The Bottom  Ten is on the house through Week 3.

9. Jacksonville at Houston – B-10 fan(s) everywhere already salivating over this Week 1 thriller as Jaguars, Texans have combined to lose 27 straight, with B-10 pollsters “pretty sure” this is “like, really bad and stuff”…Game already being heralded by B-10 fan(s) everwhere as B-10 Game of the Year nominee. 

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On This Date
The long march to today. 

In 1897 – The first underground transit system in North America – the Tremont Street Subway – opens in Boston. Though portions of the original line are no longer used, a portion is now part of the Green Line, providing service from Boylston Street to Government Center and is the third-oldest subway in the world behind systems in London and Budapest. From the start, the subway has been powered by overhead electrical lines. 

In 1958 – Wilmer “Vinegar Bend” Mizel of the St Louis Cardinals establishes a new National League record for most walks in a shutout in a 1-0 victory over the Cincinnati Reds. Mizel walked eight batters and research into whose record he broke was inconclusive and the mark still stands. The major league record is 11, done by Lefty Gomez of the New York Yankees in 1941. Later, Mizel would serve three terms in the US House representing North Carolina’s 5th District. 

In 1984 – Tina Turner is at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for the first of three consecutive weeks with What’s Love Got To Do With It. The song also went to #1 in Australia and Canada, peaked at #3 in Great Britain. at #2 on Billboard’s soul chart and was Billboard’s second-biggest song of the year. It remains her only appearance at #1 on a Billboard singles chart and Turner, 44 at the time, established the record for the oldest woman to have a #1 hit on the Hot 100. The mark was later broken by Grace Slick and is now held by Cher. 

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever. 

He thought anything was possible. I thought that only what had actually occurred was possible.
Ernst Weiss
Georg Letham Physician and Murderer

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

The IBF and WBA heavyweight champions when Pinklon Thomas won the WBC title were Larry Holmes (IBF) and Gerrie Coetzee (WBA).

Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.

Who is the oldest act to have a #1 song on the Hot 100? – Answer next time!

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The Daily Dose/August 31, 2021
By Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy

Leading Off
Notes from around our human experience.

Leading Off will return. We’re working on a project right now. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – At the hotel, Sparrow continues to keep track of which creamer is used the most. Today’s Diary. 

The second creamer usage test (CUT) appears to be a dead heat, with both French vanilla and half & half running neck and neck with both about halfway thru their boxes…

The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 1 – The laughs kickoff for 2021 as New Mexico State, Kansas and Duke make up the first Bottom Ten medal stand of the season. Note: The Bottom Ten is free to you, our valued reader(s), through Week 3.

[Vanderbilt] still reeling from turn of century decision to merge Athletic, Student Affairs departments as Biology Club members – interested in stopping spread of COVID – requiring defenders to give opposing ball carriers nasal swabs before tackling them…

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On This Date
The long march to today. 

In 1864 – Elements of the Union Army led by Major General William T Sherman begin their assault on Atlanta as Sherman attempts to draw Confederate General John Bell Hood and his Army of Tennessee away from their defenses in the American Civil War. The maneuver worked, and while Hood’s army was not destroyed Hood’s army abandoned the city with Sherman occupying Atlanta on September 2nd. History refers to this battle as the Battle of Jonesboro. 

In 1984 – Pinklon Thomas of the US wins the WBC heavyweight championship, defeating champion Tim Witherspoon in a 12-round majority decision in Las Vegas. In June 1`985 Thomas defended his title with an eighth-round TKO over Mike Weaver and lost it in a unanimous decision to Trevor Berbick in March 1986. In 1992 Thomas won the IBO and WBF heavyweight titles before losing them to Lawrence Carter in 1993. 

In 1959 – The Browns are at #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 for the second of four consecutive weeks with The Three Bells. The song also went to #1 in Australia, was in its first of ten consecutive weeks at #1 on Billboard’s country chart and the song also peaked at #10 on Billboard’s soul chart. It was the first pop hit for the group, their fifth of six Top 10 country hits and remains their only #1 song on either chart. 

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever. 

Love can sometimes be a substitute for money. Money can sometimes substitute for love. There is no substitute for time.
Ernst Weiss
Georg Letham, Physician and Murderer

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

Barbra Streisand is the act with the second-most Top 10 albums on the Billboard 200 album chart with 34.

Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.

Who were the IBF and WBA heavyweight champions when Pinklon Thomas won the WBC title? – Answer next time!

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