The Daily Dose/Tuesday, October 3, 2023

The Daily Dose/September 27, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Daily Dose is on hiatus.

 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow gets a call from a woman looking for her man. Today’s Diary. 

I’ll tell you what, in the age before cell phones this was a lot more common, women plainly calling looking for their man…(Men, by the by, never called…They were probably glad for the time to themselves and didn’t really care.)…

The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 6 – The quest for Bottom Ten glory stumbles on. 

Rivalry game against UNLV later this month will see loser take possession Vic’s Roulette Wheel, symbolic of Silver State college football ineptitude.

A relative newcomer to the Conference of the Week podium, AAC staffers have been receiving protocol and procedure tutorials from Sun Belt Conference, MAC.

Commodores still smarting from turn-of-century decision to merge Athletic, Student Affairs departments as divinity school students assigned coaching duties instruct offensive linemen to turn the other cheek when opposing defenders hit them, resulting in NCAA-record 52 sacks.

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The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 6

The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 6
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™ 

And then there were three (3). 

Three (3) 0-5 teams remain in the quest for the ESPNCup – symbolic of collegiate Bottom Ten supremacy – as our patented Bottom Ten TitleTrak Radar didn’t blow any fuses this week as it was, refreshingly, steady as she goes with no changes in the top six (6) spots this week…In fact, had previously unvictoried Buffalo not up and won, there might have been no change at all. 

The Bulls win, however, creating an opening this week, one that was deftly filled by those B-10 stalwarts from Vanderbilt. 

This week’s mess:

1. Nevada (0-5; lost to Fresno State 27-9)
Mitigating Factors: Wolf Pack have no trouble – not that any was really expected – in extending nation’s-best losing streak to 15 straight…B-10 pollsters “pretty sure” Wolf Pack first B-10 #1 team to trail game 27-2 “like, basically, ever, dude”…Nevada looking for first winless season ever, which would eclipse one (1)-win campaign by iconic, treasured 1950 squad.
FunFact: Rivalry game against UNLV later this month will see loser take possession Vic’s Roulette Wheel, symbolic of Silver State college football ineptitude.
Next Loss: UNLV (10/14)

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The Diary of a Nobody/October 2

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The Daily Dose/Monday, October 2, 2023

The Daily Dose/October 2, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Daily Dose is on hiatus. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow gets some tough news at the hotel. Today’s Diary. 

Dreams die hard…Real hard.

The four ten-hour shift dream is done…Finito…Ka-put…It’s left the building…

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The Diary of a Nobody/October 1

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The Daily Dose/Sunday, October 1, 2023

The Daily Dose/September 27, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Daily Dose is on hiatus. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

Indeed, it’s Read Free Sunday (RFS) at The Diary.

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow hosts UN night at the hotel. Today’s Diary. 

This wasn’t the last foreign ID we saw tonite, either…

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The Diary of a Nobody/September 30

Sure, Read Free Sunday (RFS) is a thing today.

It’s Sparrow, an average man passing an average life…

Saturday, September 30
The big news is there was a new name on the computer log-in screen in the hotel’s back office…We have some zero clue who it is, either…It could be the new nite audit talent that’s allowing ol’ Sparrow to go to four ten-hour shifts a week or it could be someone from the home office…We tried to check the schedule but there wasn’t one up and Tammy wasn’t entirely certain who it was, either. 

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The Daily Dose/Saturday, September 30, 2023

The Daily Dose/September 27, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Daily Dose is on hiatus. 

Today At The Site
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The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow chats with Liz, who notes that it is kickball season. Today’s Diary. 

Liz added that catching a kicked ball is harder than she remembered as a kid, saying her tendency is to stand too far under the ball and trying to catch it above her head, like you would try to catch a fly ball…We told her that even tho we were hardly Mr Kickball, even we knew this was whack and that the proper way to catch a kickball is your arms out – not up – and cradle it in.

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The Diary of a Nobody/September 29

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The Daily Dose/Friday, September 29, 2023

The Daily Dose/September 29, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Daily Dose is on hiatus. 

Today At The Site
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The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow has a good day off in Casinoville. Today’s Diary. 

We were in such a Power Leisure Mode (PLM) that we were too lazy to execute our plan for a pre-dinner toddy…

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