The Bottom Ten/Preseason Q&A
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
With college football still starting a week before the Week 1 survey, your Bottom Ten pollsters dusted off their bar tabs a week early to bring you the now-traditional Bottom Ten Preseason Q&A.
Q: How long before major division NCAA college football collapses and itself becomes a legitimate Bottom Ten entry?
A: It might take a while, but the idea is not preposterous. Consider this: every element of major college football and basketball – coaches, players, schools, conferences, and networks – are in this for the same reason: to make as much money as possible. There is no common element that bonds everyone except strafing the marketplace for every possible dollar. It will eventually crush itself.
