The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 3
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
It’s a tradition as old as The Bottom Ten itself: the early-season upset that propels a college football blue blood straight to the top of the chase for the ESPNCup – symbolic of collegiate Bottom Ten superiority.
Welcome (back) Notre Dame.
In other news, the Bottom Ten field appears to be the strongest in recent memory, with no less than 17 0-2 teams, with your Bottom Ten pollster’s bar tabs working overtime this week finalizing this week’s survey.
This week’s mess:
1. Notre Dame (0-1; lost to Northern Illinois 16-14)
Mitigating Factors: Irish grab first B-10 medal stand berth since 2007 squad started 0-5 and earned Sgt Bilko Trophy – symbolic of service academy lousiness – with losses to both Navy and Air Force…Despite winning opener, Irish earn coveted B-10 top spot thanks to strength of schedule points for losing to MAC team.
FunFact: Irish getting it done in all phases, ranking 100th or worse in, among other things, Total Offense, Rushing Defense and Punt Returns.
Next Loss: at Purdue
