The Daily Dose/Tuesday, August 1, 2023

The Daily Dose/August 1, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Leading Off
Notes from around our human experience. 

Editor’s Note: the fresh content we had planned for today has been held pending new developments. This ran one year ago today and is still relevant. 

GET OUT YOUR HISTORY BOOKS: Recently here we whined about the uninspiring prospects for the 2024 presidential election. It would follow a general trend in this country because, as we’ve noted here before, this country hasn’t had decent leadership by an elected president since Kennedy said let’s go to the moon. 

But We Digress: We always felt Gerald Ford did well under circumstances the Son of Man would have found trying and that History has redeemed his pardoning of Richard Nixon. But Ford wasn’t elected; he had been nominated and confirmed as vice president to replace Spiro Agnew and, of course, assumed the presidency when Richard Nixon resigned. 

Here We Go: Johnson got mired in Vietnam and declared war on poverty, even though that enemy has been with us since time immemorial and is never going away. Nixon could’ve been great, but his demons overtook him and he resigned in disgrace. Carter meant well but was ineffective and got bogged down in deciding who could and could not use the White House tennis court. Reagan, a genius at articulating his views simply, was the most managed president in history, a burden his successors have allowed themselves to fall victim to. 

Pause For Breath: George H.W. Bush was another Carter, Clinton, heck, he could’ve been great, too, but it was always something with him and he ended up getting impeached. George W Bush lied to get us into war, Obama talked a good game but left our country much as he found it, Trump was the worst elected leader in human history, an ignoramus with blood on his hands, whose only real talent is drawing attention to himself. Biden has yet to finish his term, so he may well work his way off of the Jimmy Carter pile, though we doubt it. 

Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Jury: Why the dearth of leadership over the past 60 years? I mean, it’s hardly as if America has not had good, or even great, presidential leadership in the past. Sure, there have been some stinkers in there over the centuries, but the presidential landscape is dotted with talent like Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, and both Roosevelts. We even give Truman high marks for having the courage to nuke Japan, a decision that saved hundreds of thousands of American lives. 

The Bottom Line: America, however, has stopped demanding greatness. We are into our fourth generation of television being the focal point of our American life and we are paying for it with a country that, collectively, has stopped demanding anything other than being well-fed and well-entertained, content to blindly accept whatever the party of our choice chooses to spoonfeed us. As a result, we have a country that’s a shooting gallery, constantly at war, with social divides that are making the 60s seem like something out of Mother Goose. We deserve better than this, but we are not demanding it.    

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow has a guest who needs a room for her and her brother, who was just released from the hospital. Today’s Diary. 

Maybe he hurt himself passing out from boredom after watching the balloon rodeo. 

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In 1980 – Vigdis Finnbogadottir becomes the world’s first democratically elected female head of state when she is elected president of Iceland. Running against three men, she won with 33.6% of the vote and would be reelected three times, twice running unopposed, and served until 1996 when she declined to run for another term. She remains Iceland’s only female president and, at 95, is currently a UNESCO goodwill ambassador. 

In 1992 – Gail Devers of the US wins the gold medal in the women’s 100-meters at the Barcelona Summer Olympics. Devers won with a time of 10.82 seconds in the closest Olympic women’s 100-meter race ever, with just .06 seconds, mere inches, separating the first five finishers. It was the first of three Olympic gold medals for Devers, who would defend her title at the 1996 Atlanta Games, where she also was a member of the gold medal-winning 4 x 100-meter relay team. 

In 1960 – Brenda Lee is at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for the third and final consecutive week with I’m Sorry. It was the third of 29 Top 40 hits for Lee, her third of 13 Top 10 hits, and her first of two #1s. The song also went to #1 in New Zealand, peaked at #12 in Great Britain, at #4 on Billboard’s soul chart, and was Billboard’s 6th-biggest song of the year. Lee was 15 at the time, then the youngest act to have a #1 song, a mark now held by Michael Jackson. 

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

…it makes no difference at all who wins. The world goes on.
Gore Vidal
Creation

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

The Royal Navy was founded in 1546 by King Henry VIII.  

Today’s Stumper
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Who is the oldest act to have a #1 song on the Hot 100? – Answer next time!

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The Diary of a Nobody/July 31

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The Daily Dose/Monday, July 31, 2023

The Daily Dose/July 31, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Leading Off
Notes from around our human experience. 

Leading Off will return. Promise.

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow continues to be unmoved by the balloon rodeo. Today’s Diary. 

We pretended we were as excited as they were, but what we really wanted to tell them was “look, this was a thing in the 18th century, this is hardly a hot, new technology…

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In 1970 – The Royal Navy issues its last rum ration to sailors. The British drink ration had started in the 17th century with sailors receiving one gallon of beer a day, with rum being substituted in 1655 because of the difficulty in carrying that much beer onboard. The ration was issued at the usual time of 11 am, with the occasion being marked in some places by the wearing of black armbands and the procession of caskets. History refers to the day as Black Tot Day, with tot being the term for the rum ration. 

In 2012 – Michael Phelps of the US establishes a new Olympic record for most career medals won in the American win in the 4 X 200 meter freestyle relay at the London Summer Olympics. It was the 19th Olympic medal for Phelps, breaking the record established by Soviet gymnast Larissa Natynina from 1956-64. Phelps would retire from Olympic competition in 2016 with 28 medals, 23 of them gold, both Olympic records that still stand. 

In 2010 – Eminem featuring Rihanna is at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for the first of seven consecutive weeks with Love the Way You Lie. The song went to #1 in 21 other countries, including Luxembourg, Norway, and Israel, peaked at #2 in Great Britain, at #7 on Billboard’s soul chart, and was Billboard’s 7th-biggest song of the year. It was the fourth and most recent #1 song for Eminem and the 13th of 14 #1s for Rihanna. 

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

Cleopatra encouraged him to dare the last gamble for omnipotence…
Will Durant
The Story of Civilization: Vol. III: Caesar to Christ

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

Three South American countries have hosted the men’s World Cup: Uruguay, Brazil, and Argentina. 

Today’s Stumper
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When was the Royal Navy founded? – Answer next time!

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The Diary of a Nobody/July 30

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The Daily Dose/Sunday, July 30, 2023

The Daily Dose/July 29, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Sunday Bottom 5
A ranking of some things.

1. Not In My Small Town – Not Song of the Year, but an OK country song further proof that Americans can come together to bicker about anything…Sunday Bottom 5 pollsters have both listened to the song and read the lyrics and remain “pretty sure” they will never see what the big deal is. 

2. NCAA Sports Congress preparing legislation to get involved in NCAA’s NIL imbroglio with law seemingly written in NCAA boardroom that would, among other things, prevent athletes from receiving any money they generate for member schools…Sunday Bottom 5 pollsters “strongly suspect” the government should butt out of this and let the NCAA sort this out for themselves. 

3. Mass Shootings – The 3-hole staple…Summer lull continues, as there were only 18 mass shootings – defined as shootings with four (4) or injures/deaths – in US this week, with twelve (12) deaths and 63 injuries in 18 shootings…As usual, America deafly silent on matter, preferring status quo to actually doing anything about it. 

4. International Swimming International governing body to start new Open category for trans swimmers at international meets, meaning girls can once again resume competing against girls, instead of being obliged to swim against some born as boys…This is a reasonable and logical solution, so don’t be surprised when it doesn’t catch on. 

5. Domingo German New York Yankees pitcher 0-2 with 6.27 ERA since throwing 24th major league perfect game on June 28 vs Oakland, though petition to have it considered minor league perfect game due to quality of competition reportedly being considered by MLB. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

Yeah, Read Free Sunday (RFS) at The Diary is a thing today. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow doesn’t see the point to the balloon rodeo that’s in town. Today’s Diary. 

Now, if they raced and the losers got their heads shaved – or better yet, thrown out of their balloon – or there was a demolition derby at 500 feet then, sure, let’s go…

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On This Date
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Due to time constraints, these items have run before.

In 1618 – The first legislature in the Colonies meets, when the Virginia General Assembly holds its first meeting in Jamestown. It was a single body made up of Governor Sir George Yeardley, his four councilors, and 22 burgesses elected by free, white males.  In addition to legislative duties attending to the needs of free white males, the body served judiciary functions, as well. The body became bicameral in 1642 and retains the same name today. The first session lasted until Aug 4 and the group met in the choir area and chancel of the Jamestown church. 

In 1930 – Uruguay wins soccer’s first World Cup, defeating Argentina 4-2 in the final match in Montevideo, the Uruguayan capital. Argentina led 2-1 at halftime, but Uruguay tied it at the 57-minute mark and took the lead eleven minutes later before adding the final goal in the last minute. It remains the only time Uruguay has hosted the tournament and was their first of two titles (1950). The game was a rematch of the 1928 Olympic final, also won by Uruguay. 

In 1977 – Fleetwood Mac is at #1 on the Billboard 200 album chart for the twelfth of 31 non-consecutive weeks with Rumours. The album produced four chart singles, including the #1 hit Dreams, was Billboard’s biggest album of 1977 and its third-biggest of 1978. The album has made Billboard’s year-end charts several times since including each of the last six years and its worldwide sales are estimated at 40 million copies. 

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

The Buddha’s sacrifices are not of animals, but of the animal in the self.
Gore Vidal
Creation

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

Billboard’s #1 song of 1967 was To Sir With Love by Lulu, which spent five weeks at #1. 

Today’s Stumper
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How many countries have hosted the men’s World Cup? – Answer next time!

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The Diary of a Nobody/July 29

Sure, why not: Read Free Sunday for all at The Diary. 

It’s Sparrow, an average man passing an average life…

Saturday, July 29
Boy, we were moving slowly at the hotel this morning…This was to be expected, of course, after being a rascal and having dinner at the fancy French joint (FFJ) Friday nite which, of course, obliged us to miss the traditional Friday nap (FN), preparatory to coming in. 

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The Daily Dose/Saturday, July 29, 2023

The Daily Dose/July 29, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Leading Off
Notes from around our human experience. 

HEY BATTER, BATTER…SWING: The Los Angeles Angeles decided this week to keep Shohei Ohtani, the best player on the planet, for the rest of the season, in the hope that the Angels will make the playoffs. They really had no choice in the matter. To have traded him would not have been keeping faith with their fans. 

Stop Us If You’ve Heard This Before: Almost interesting is the fact we would’ve been saying the Angels had no choice had they decided to trade him. Sure, the Angels are in the thick of the American League wild-card race, and they’re not completely out of the American League West title hunt, either, but let’s be honest, they’re the Angels for crying out loud. They haven’t been in the playoffs since being swept by Kansas City in 2014, so in the six seasons Otani and the second-best player in the world, Mike Trout, have played together, they’ve appeared in zero (0) playoff games and they probably aren’t going to start now. 

Dry, Technical Matter: Sure, maybe the Angels catch fire, make the playoffs, and win the World Series. Probably they don’t, though, and probably Ohtani goes somewhere else at the end of the season, leaving them nothing except a compensatory draft pick. 

The Bottom Line: This was a tough call. On the one hand, the only pennant you can win is this year’s, and if you trade Ohtahni you’re telling your fans the towel has been thrown in on 2023. Still, though, the Angels could’ve traded Ohtani for enough prospects to give their fans something to look forward to in the next few years…Either way, they had no choice.  

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow encounters some first-world problems. Today’s Diary. 

Then we go out to the hot tub and the goddamned jets aren’t turned on…Again…For the second week in a row…Now, to the lifeguard’s credit he got right on it but still, ol’ Sparrow was obliged to sit in non-bubbling water for at least 60 seconds…

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In 1976 – David Berkowitz, known to History as the Son of Sam killer, shoots his first victims, two young women, one of whom dies. The shootings occurr in the Bronx and were the first of eight shootings attributed to Berkowitz. Berkowitz was arrested in August 1977, after a follow-up investigation for a parking ticket he had been issued. Berkowitz pled guilty and remains incarcerated in southern New York, regularly declining to apply for parole. 

In 1948 – The London Summer Olympics open at Wembley Stadium. They were the first Summer Olympics since 1936 due to World War II and they are known as the Austerity Games because no new facilities were built. Athletes from 59 nations participated, with the US winning the most gold (38) and overall (84) medals. It was the second of three Summer Games held in London (1908, 2012), a club that will later be joined by Paris and Los Angeles. 

In 1967 – The Doors are at #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 for the first of three consecutive weeks with Light My Fire. It was the first of seven Top 40 hits for the group and their first of two #1s. The song also went to #1 in Ireland (1991), peaked at #49 in Great Britain, and was Billboard’s 6th-biggest song of the year. In 1968 a version by Jose Feliciano went to #3 on the Hot 100 and in 1979 a version by Amii Stewart peaked at #69. 

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

We are always getting ready to live, but never living.
Ralph Waldo Emerson 

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

Of the ten teams in the NFL in 1933, the New York Giants, Philadelphia Eagles, Pittsburgh Pirates/Steelers, Green Bay Packers, and the Chicago Bears are still in the same city. The Boston Redskins are now the Washington Commanders, the Portsmouth Spartans are the Detroit Lions, the Chicago Cardinals are the Arizona Cardinals, and the Brooklyn Dodgers and Cincinnati Reds folded. 

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What was Billboard’s #1 song of 1967? – Answer next time!

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The Diary of a Nobody/July 28

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The Daily Dose/Friday, July 28, 2023

The Daily Dose/July 28, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Leading Off
Notes from around our human experience. 

Leading Off will return. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow’s at his car about to head to the gym when he hears a raised voice nearby. Today’s Diary. 

Call us ‘fraidy cats if you want, but our own working hypothesis is raised voices at 0130 must be treated with caution and respect…

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In 1854 – The US Navy commissions its last all-sail warship, the USS Constellation, in Norfolk, Virginia.  The ship’s first period of service was short, until 1871, and spent mainly in the Mediterranean and Africa. The ship was decommissioned and recommissioned several times over the years, was decommissioned for good in 1955, and is now a museum ship in Baltimore. She was the second of five ships with the name with the latest, a frigate, expected to begin service in 2025. 

In 1933 – The NFL announces that it will split into two five-team divisions for the coming season, with New York, Brooklyn, Boston, Philadelphia, and Pittsburgh in the Eastern Division and the Chicago Bears, Portsmouth (Ohio), Green Bay, Cincinnati, and Chicago Cardinals in the Western Division. The change was spurred, in part, by the success of the 1932 playoff game to break a season-ending tie for first place. The Bears would beat the New York Giants 23-21 in the first NFL Championship Game in December and today the NFL has eight divisions in two conferences. 

In 1979 – Donna Summer is at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for the third of five consecutive weeks with Bad Girls. It was the sixth of 14 Top 10 hits for Summer and her third of four #1s. The song also went to #1 in Canada, peaked at #14 in Great Britain, went to #1 on Billboard’s soul chart, and was Billboard’s 2nd-biggest song of the year. The song was from the album of the same name, which was in its fifth of six non-consecutive weeks at #1 on Billboard’s album chart.

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

Lost in the cacophony of Oprah and O.J. are those classical values that once made a Saturday afternoon track meet so appealing. Of running for the love of competition, of throwing a javelin for applause and an olive wreath. Of sweating for hours on a lonesome track at dusk for the chance of maybe one day hearing the anthem. Of honor and glory and the spirit of victory, not the spoils.
Mark Zeigler
The San Diego Union-Tribune
6.20.95

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

The first country the US established diplomatic relations with was France, in 1778, and the most recent was South Sudan in 2011. 

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The Diary of a Nobody/July 27

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