The Daily Dose/Wednesday, September 4, 2024
Friends, your Daily Dose might still be on hiatus, but we have two things for you today:
The Diary of a Nobody
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 2 – The Interregnum Poll!
The Bottom Ten is with our compliments. Enjoy.
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 2 – The Interregnum Poll!
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 2 – The Interregnum Poll
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Here we go: the Week 2 Bottom Ten and the world-famous Interregnum Poll, necessitated by the fact the NFL regular season still hasn’t started.
It’s an American classic, of course, featuring the usual witless social commentary you’ve come to tolerate over the years, plus the Jim Hanifan Memorial Medallion – symbolic of NFL preseason ineptitude – is awarded, too.
This week’s mess, as the nags prepare to enter the starting gate in the quest for The Dan Henning Trophy:
1. USA! USA! – One hundred years from now, all new people – including Americans, if there are any left – will look back and see this is the era when America – seven (7) decades into TV being the focal point of American life – collectively said screw it and began preferring appeasement over accomplishment.
The Daily Dose/Tuesday, September 3, 2024
Though The Daily Dose is on hiatus, here’s what we have for you today:
The Diary of a Nobody
The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 2
The Bottom Ten is with our compliments.
The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 2
The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 2
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
It’s barely Labor Day and already there are two (2) 0-2 teams tantalizing Bottom Ten fan(s) everywhere, as the race for the ESPN Cup -msymbolic of collegiate Bottom Ten excellence – is already the most competitive in years.
And already the cream is starting to rise: defending champion Kent State is 0-1, New Mexico and Florida State are 0-2, and Rice is giving long-time Bottom Ten fans warm feelings with a #10 appearance this week.
This week’s imbroglio:
Editor’s Note: due to time constraints, this week’s NCAA survey has adopted the NFL Bottom Ten’s format.
1. New Mexico (0-2; lost to 61-39) – Despite having strong B-10 presence over the years, New Mexico off to just third 0-2 start since 2014…Lobo fan(s) hoping offense – currently averaging robust 35.0 points per game – doesn’t end up costing team B-10 title by outsourcing defense at some point this year…Next Loss: at Auburn (9/14)