The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 1
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™ 

And they’re off! 

Or will be here in a week or so, as the race for the most coveted trophy in sports – The Dan Henning Trophy, symbolic of NFL Bottom Ten excellence – begins its 2024 slog. 

Losses, of course, are key, but Bottom Ten pollsters “strongly suspect” that the race for The Dan Henning Trophy will be so close that not only will the sheer number of losses be important, but the quality of those losses will be important, too.  

This week’s mess, as the nags preen in front of the starting gate:

1. Carolina Panthers  – Meddlesome owner???…Check…Young quarterback coming off disastrous rookie campaign???…Check…Throw in experience from the 2023 title run, and Panthers are all in for B-10 title repeat…Next Loss: at New Orleans

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The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 1
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™ 

And they’re off!

The chase for the ESPNCup begins, with teams so hell-bent of Bottom Ten glory two (2) teams already have losses in the books, with everybody else chomping at the bit to secure their place on the Bottom Ten’s patented TitleTrak Radar. .

Can Kent State repeat against what is probably the deepest Bottom Ten field in recent memory? Can Navy earn a fourth-straight Sgt Bilko Trophy – symbolic of service academy lousiness? Will a team not ranked this week come from out of nowhere to claim their share of Bottom Ten glory? 

We have no idea, either. 

The Week 1 mess: 

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