The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 7

The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 7
By Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy

There’s no room at the inn.

With 24 teams with one (1) or fewer wins and only ten (10) spots in the Bottom Ten – that’s why it’s called the Bottom Ten and not the Bottom 17 – there are bound to be some disappointed fan(s) this week.

Spots are even harder to come by this week because the Bottom Ten pollsters insisted on ranking Baylor, who didn’t play, because they didn’t want to waste a funny line the Bears inspired, and Vanderbilt, a Bottom Ten Legacy Team that has three (3) wins.

This week’s imbroglio:

1. Charlotte (0-6; lost to Marshall 14-3)
Mitigating Factors: With UMess on vacation, 49ers take command, not only ascending B-10 throne, but tying UMess with nation’s best ninth straight loss…Offense showing way to B-10 glory, averaging 9.2 ppg in five losses to major division teams…Offense is getting smiley faces on playbooks, however, for putting two rushers over magical 30-yard plateau.
FunFact: Next box for 49ers to check off is matching school-best eleven game losing streak, done by vaunted 1014-15 teams.
Next Loss: at Western Kentucky

2. UTEP (0-6; lost to Western Kentucky 15-14)
Mitigating Factors: Another offensive juggernaut, Miners rank 120th or worse in every major NCAA stat category, including Dead Last in Total Offense (231.7 ypg)…Defense isn’t any good, either, ranking 122nd in Scoring Defense (40.2 ppg)….B-10 pollsters “pretty sure” Miners can become first team to lose consecutive games to former B-10 champions in “quite a while” with loss this week to Southern Mississippi.
Broad Historical Context: MIners with best shot at B-10 glory since turn-of-century squads put together three straight two (2)-win seasons.
Next Loss: at Southern Mississippi

3. Rice (1-5; lost to Army 49-12)
Mitigating Factors: Though there are other unvictoried teams, Owls ascend B-10 medal stand thanks to big strength-of-schedule points for only win coming against UTEP…Total Team Effort (TTE) results in defense allowing 35 points following offense delivering five (5) fumbles and one (1) interception.
Uh, Gee, Thanks, Guys: Not that it mattered, but special teams limbers up for potential close games down the road by blowing two extra points.
Next Loss: at Texas-San Antonio

4. Baylor (0-5; DNP)
Mitigating Factors: With loss to lower level school, a B-10 perennial, ranked national power and lousy major division start-up, Bears constructing classic B-10 run that has B-10 pollsters nodding with approval…Bears off this week, though still ranked thanks to lousy week of practice, fact B-10 pollsters came up with funny line about Bears program.
FunFact: With most of roster decimated in sex abuse scandal, Bears left with only Persian eunuch exchange students on scholarship.
Next Loss: at Oklahoma State

5. San Jose State (1-6; lost to Fresno State 27-10)
Mitigating Factors: Steady as she goes Spartans humming on all cylinders in decisive loss to defending B-10 champions…Spartans can’t even be bothered to show cursory, early interest in this one, sprinting out to impressive 21-0 halftime deficit…Spartans part of logjam of four (4) teams that are tied for third-best losing streak in nation with five (5) straight losses.
FunFact: 2010 B-10 champs looking to solidify B-10 Team of the Decade credentials with strong 2017 B-10 run.
Next Loss: at Hawaii

6. Kent State (1-5, lost to Northern Illinois 24-3)
Mitigating Factors: Offense showing to B-10 glory, putting up three (3) points in a game three (3) times with one (1) shutout…Golden Flashes also rank Dead Last in Scoring Offense (10.0 ppg)…Offense in usual form in latest fiasco, producing nine (9) punts, four (4) turnovers and three (3) drives of negative yardage…Only blemish on day was field goal midway through second quarter.
FunFact: Current four (4)-game skid best in always tough MAC.
Next Loss: Miami, Ohio

7. Earlham (0-5; lost to Franklin 56-26)
Mitigating Factors: Division III Quakers easily retain Continental Cup – issued to team with longest all-division losing streak in NATO – with 38th straight loss…With 0-25 start as Earlham head coach, Nick Johnson starting preliminary work on B-10 Hall of Fame induction speech.
Broad Historical Context: Since starting football in 1889, Quakers have had 15 winless seasons, including five (5) this century and haven’t had winning season since 2000 squad went 6-4.
Next Loss: at Mount St. Joseph

8. Air Force (1-4; lost to Navy 48-45)
Mitigating Factors: Falcons fire opening salvo in quest for Sgt Bilko Trophy – symbolic of service academy lousiness – soaring to inspiring come-from-ahead road loss…Leading 45-41 with less than two (2) minutes remaining, Falcon “defense” takes charge, allowing Navy to go 75-yards for winning touchdown…B-10 pollsters “pretty sure” Falcons first team to gain over 600 yards of offense and lose in “like, dude, forever or something”.
FunFact: Both teams hampered by pregame Defense Secretary ruling requiring players – to inspire further patriotic fervor – to call audibles to tune of God Bless America.  
Next Loss: UNLV

9. Vanderbilt (3-3; lost to Georgia 45-14)
Mitigating Factors: Complete inability to run football, stop others from running football behind latest B-10 surge, as Commodores rank 126th in Rushing Offense, 120th in Rushing Defense…Vanderbilt still reeling from turn-of-century decision to merge Athletic, Student Affairs departments as latest crop of 5-8, 135 pound Jewish Studies majors on offensive line paves way for 64-yards rushing.
FunFact: Historically strong finishers, Commodores can finish a season with nine (9)-straight losses for first time since 1990 by losing out.
Next Loss: at Ole Miss

10. Conference USA
Mitigating Factors: Though not as strong top-to-bottom as, say a MAC or Mountain West, complete occupation of B-10 medal stand makes C-USA easy pick for weekly B-10 Conference of the Week award…Forty percent of Week 7 survey either the conference itself or its teams, leaving the Sun Belt Conference – the unquestioned standard for B-10 conference lousiness – beaming with pride.
FunFact: Conference so bad, ability to rebound with strong .500 conference play mark for rest of season now being questioned.

This Week’s Clash of the Titans: Rice at Texas-San Antonio
Another Mountain West Thriller: Vanderbilt at Ole Miss

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The Thought for the Day – Napoleon

Lead the ideas of your time and they will accompany and support you; fall behind them and they drag you along with them; oppose them and they will overwhelm you. – Napoleon


Napoleon Bonaparte was a French military and political leader who led a life as accomplished as it was momentous. For a decade he was the primary influence on French and, indeed, European life, and he was both Emperor of France and King of Italy.

Napoleon led a life that was filled with both accomplishment and failure. At times he was in favor, connected with those in power and at other times he was in jail. Sometimes he himself was in power and sometimes he was in exile. Today’s Thought is also the Quotebook selection in today’s Daily Dose.

It’s trite to say change is the only constant, but it is no less true for the triteness. We can either fight change or we can embrace it. Leaders can either pace the great ideas of their time or they can stand on the sideline while they take root and bloom without them.

This is a lesson that will be well-heeded now. Tired of the carnage of mass shootings, America is on the cusp of a national conversation on the role of the Second Amendment. Whether or not you or I favor or oppose restrictions on the Second Amendment is beyond the scope of The Thought for the Day. The lessons Napoleon talks about are not.

They are going to happen and regardless of our position we must be prepared for them. If we ignore it, the conversation will happen anyway and we will always be catching up to it. Oppose the conversation, or only take part by chanting slogans, and it will overwhelm us like a wave.

We must be ready for change and we must be ready for the discussions that drive and enable change. Those in a position to lead must be ready to lead while everyone else must be ready and willing to take part. Otherwise, we will be overwhelmed and if enough citizens are overwhelmed, we will find our country overwhelmed, too.

The Thought for the Day runs regularly. Quotes are from Gaylon’s private stock.

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The Daily Dose – October 10, 2017

Notes from around the Human Experience…

HUT, HUT HIKE: Protests during the national anthem by black National Football League players continued this past weekend and so did white Americans getting their shorts in a knot over it. The Trump Administration, already on record as saying blacks should fall back into line, even kicked it into high gear orchestrating Vice President Mike Pence’s leaving a game before kickoff because players continued to have the nerve to protest by kneeling during the national anthem.

Write This Down: While there are many, including the Trump Administration, who are suggesting people who kneel during the anthem are doing so because they wish to denigrate the flag and those in the American military, this is false, an attempt to draw attention away from they want to protest in the first place.

NFL players are not protesting our flat or our servicemen and women. They are protesting the fact blacks do not get a fair shake in this country. That’s it. It’s insulting to every American to suggest otherwise.

The national anthem is merely the vehicle they are using to protest because as NFL players this is how people will pay attention to them. The flag and those currently in the service have nothing to do with it, despite the fact there are those who want us to think they do.  

Dry, Technical Matter: National anthem protests began during the 2016 preseason with San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick. Initially, he sat on the bench for the anthem and for the first couple of weeks nobody paid attention because it was a San Francisco 49ers exhibition game and who cares. Later, Kaepernick was asked about it and he said he was doing it to protest the deaths of an awful lot of black men at the hands of the police. Kaepernick said nothing about hating the flat or first responders or those in the military. Protests have continued and grown in the NFL and have since spread to other sports and into the amateur ranks as well.

Get Your Official Daily Dose Policy Right Here: We’re veterans here at the Daily Dose and we render the hand salute when we hear the anthem, a privilege we’ve earned as veterans. But one of the reasons we served was to ensure others can continue to speak their mind as they see fit and if players want to kneel during the national anthem, more power to them. Knock yourselves out. Taking offense is a choice and we choos not to let this bother us.

USA! USA! And Lord knows there’s a lot for anyone – black, white, you name it – to protest in our country. For our part, we protest by running for the United States Senate and House from time to time. All of us, both as individuals and collectively as citizens, have an obligation to get involved when we see things we feel aren’t right.

The Bottom Line: Our nation, led by a president so divisive he makes Richard Nixon seem like a healer, is as divided as it’s ever been. Blacks cop an attitude and kneel during the national anthem and whites immediately condemn them without bothering to hear what they are saying. Our country is as divided as it’s ever been, no closer to having all of us get along than we were when the Civil War ended 152 years ago.

ON THIS DATE! ON THIS DATE!: The United States Naval Academy, then known as the Naval School, opens in Annapolis, Maryland on this date in 1845. 50 midshipmen and seven professors opened the school and the original course of study was for five years. Years one and five were spent at the academy while the middle three years were spent at sea.

Fly In The Ointment: The Navy fled the site, however, during the Civil War, with the senior students being shipped off to sea and lower level students being sent to Fort Adams in Rhode Island while the Academy was used a military hospital.

FunFact: The Naval Academy occupies land that has been in service to America since the Revolution when it housed a fort. Later, the Army’s Fort Severn occupied the site.

USA! USA! Construction on the Panama Canal ends on this date in 1913 when President Woodrow Wilson throws a switch in the White House which triggered the explosion of the Gamboa dike which flooded the last remaining dry area in the canal zone. The canal would officially open the following August.

I’m Outta Here: Spiro Agnew resigns as vice president of the United States on this date in 1973 after being charged with tax evasion. Agnew would plead no contest to one count of tax evasion, was fined $10,000 and sentenced to unsupervised probation. He died in 1996.

Quotebook: Lead the ideas of your time and they will accompany and support you; fall behind them and they drag you along with them; oppose them and they will overwhelm you. – Napoleon

Answer To The Last Trivia Question: In 2006 The Phantom of the Opera eclipsed Cats as the longest-running show in Broadway history, a record it still holds.

Today’s Stumper: Spiro Agnew was the second vice president of the United States to resign. Who was the first? – Answer next time!

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October 8, 2017

To read today’s columns, click on the links or scroll down:
The Daily Dose
The Thought for the Day

Greetings!

In today’s Daily Dose we talk about the inevitable conversation this country will have regarding the regulating of weapons whose sole purpose is to kill large numbers of people and how Second Amendment supporters can either embrace it or lead it, but cannot avoid it. America has seen too much carnage for too long. Pretty soon enough Americans are going to demand something be done for something to be done, whether we like it or not.

Today’s Thought for the Day comes from the old Dragnet television show. Bill Gannon took Joe Friday to a prayer breakfast where the chaplain opened talking about one of life’s great prizes being the opportunity to work hard at work worth doing. This is very true. A good life is not meant to be watched, it is meant to be experienced.

Many thanks for reading, and have a good day.

Gaylon

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The Thought for the Day – A Quote From Dragnet

{We thank you for the opportunity to gather} for one of life’s great prizes – the chance to work hard at work worth doing. – From Dragnet


Dragnet was an American radio and television show that ran intermittently in various incarnations from 1949-70. It was the brainchild of producer Jack Webb, who played Joe Friday of the Los Angeles Police Department. Friday was usually a sergeant, though in the late 1950’s he was promoted to lieutenant for a while. Regular readers of this crap will recognize the “one of life’s great prizes” line. This is where we stole it from.

Today’s Thought comes from an episode of the late 1960’s TV show where Friday’s partner Bill Gannon drags him to a prayer breakfast before they start in on their days detecting. The LAPD chaplain who gave the invocation used this line, though years later we saw the episode again and it was slightly different than how we remembered it.

The work that we find to be worth doing doesn’t have to make news or make us rich, it merely has to be something that is important to us. It could be the day’s work that earns our living or the effort we put into cultivating the skills we were born with, work which if done diligently and courageously will ensure we are living the life we were meant to lead, itself one of life’s great prizes.

Our own personal example is sports officiating. Though more or less retired now, we put a lot of work into the trade and were rewarded with a satisfying and accomplished career as a high school sports official. Now, there are a billion Chinese who couldn’t care less about our officiating career but it was important to me. It was hard work that was worth doing, so I  did it.

…the chance to work hard at work worth doing.

Whatever we choose to do, be it earning a living or cultivating the talents we were issued at birth, it must be challenging if there is going to be any reward. It must be worth working hard at. It must be worth the work it takes to do well.

What that work is could be anything and is totally dependent on what we are good at and what we want to accomplish. For Joe Friday and Bill Gannon, it was a day of police work. For us, it is making sure you have something substantive and entertaining to read every day. What great prize is awaiting you? What hard work is worth doing for you?

The Thought for the Day runs regularly. Quotes are from Gaylon’s private stock.

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The Daily Dose – October 8, 2017

Notes from around the Human Experience…

GAYLON FOR CONGRESS…VOTE EARLY, VOTE OFTEN: We said this regularly carrying the Libertarian Party banner in races for the United States Senate and House of Representatives:

We support the Second Amendment without qualification or restriction.

We still do; the Founding Fathers included it in the Bill of Rights for reasons that are as relevant today as they were then.

Can We Talk?: But as we noted in our last column, the Las Vegas massacre has brought America pretty close to its breaking point. Americans have grown weary of the carnage. There has been too much for too long and we are close to the point where enough Americans will summon enough strength to overcome the citizens, legislators and lobbyists who refuse to discuss the matter. Pretty soon this nation will start having a national conversation about regulating weapons whose sole purpose is the wholesale slaughter of human beings. It’s inevitable and has been a long time in coming. We can neither ignore nor avoid it.

Nor should we, because every American should embrace this opportunity. The Second Amendment itself was born out of no small amount of debate and compromise and it’s future – like the future of every element of our republic – should be subject to the continued scrutiny.

If we’re smart, not only will us Second Amendment supporters take part in this discussion, we will also pace it by making reasonable points in a reasonable manner instead of merely chanting slogans and citing statistics and studies. It will be an opportunity to step out from behind the shield of the Second Amendment and have a rational discussion and we must seize the opportunity and not be seen as the fly in the ointment.

The Bottom Line: The discussion about whether or not to regulate weapons whose only purpose is to kill a lot of people is only beginning. Second Amendment supporters can lead it or have it led by others but they cannot ignore it.

USA! USA! US Army Corporal Alvin C York, stationed with his unit in the Argonne Forest in France in World War I, earns the Medal of Honor for killing 28 Germans and wounding 132 more on this date in 1918. He also took out 35 machine guns.

After some fighting had killed nine in his outfit and left him in command, York attacked the German machine gun positions. When he ran out of ammunition he fought with his pistol, killing six Germans before accepting an offer of surrender.

FunFact: Originally, York was awarded the Distinguished Service Cross, the army award immediately below the Medal of Honor, but it was upgraded a few months later.  

“We’re Live From Forbes Field…”: College football is broadcast live on the radio for the first time when KDKA in Pittsburgh carries the Pitt/West Virginia Game from Forbes Field on this date in 1921.

As he was for the first major league radio broadcast a couple of months earlier, Harold Arlin was the announcer. Pitt won the game 21-13.

FunFact: Arlin would retire from radio in 1925, moving his family to Ohio where he continued to work for Westinghouse as well as making himself useful around town. He would return to the air in 1952 to announce presidential election returns to a nationwide audience and in 1972 he broadcast a few innings of a Pittsburgh Pirates game.

Play Ball: Don Larsen of the New York Yankees pitches the only perfect game in World Series history on this date in 1956, as the Yankees defeat the Brooklyn Dodgers 2-0.

The Post Game Show Is Brought To You By Old Style Beer: It was the sixth perfect game in major league history, the first since Charlie Robertson’s in 1922. The win gave the Yankees a three games to two lead in the series, which they would win in seven games.

Great Moments In The Revolution: Che Guevara, an Argentinian revolutionary in Bolivia to spread his usual goodwill, is captured by Bolivian Special Forces on this date in 1967.  He would be executed the following day.

Ready, Aim, Fire: The Bolivians could have used lessons in how to conduct a firing squad, which shouldn’t have been too hard to find because they were backed by the Americans. The soldier who killed Guevara was ordered not to shoot him in the head because the Bolivians believed they could pass off a story about Guevara being killed in action which further confirms they were advised by the Americans. The soldier assigned to kill Guevara shot him in the arms and legs before finally shooting him in the chest and throat.

Meow Meow: The musical Cats debuts on Broadway on this date in 1982. It would run until September 10, 2000, and in 1997 become the longest-running show in Broadway history, a mark it would hold until 2006.  

Quotebook: If you’re headed for the top, the pleasure of going by stairway will outlast that of a fast elevator ride. – Dr. David Myers

Answer To The Last Trivia Question: The crew of Apollo 8 – Frank Borman, Jim Lovell and William Anders – were the first humans to see the far side of the moon in person.  

Today’s Stumper: What show eclipsed Cats as the longest-running show in Broadway history? – Answer next time!

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October 7, 2017

Friends, click on the links or scroll down to read today’s columns.
The Daily Dose
The Thought for the Day

As is it usually is following a mass shooting, the Second Amendment is being trotted out by both sides following the Las Vegas shooting. In today’s Daily Dose we take an objective look at the Second Amendment, in the context of the national conversation that will be forthcoming about banning weapons whose sole purpose is killing large numbers of people.

Also, a 222-0 college football game and the first pictures from the far side of the moon are featured in On This Date, plus there’s Trivia and a selection from the Quotebook as well.

Virgil, an ancient Roman poet, has the Thought for the Day, a quote about thinking and doing.

Have a good day and many thanks for reading.

Gaylon

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The Thought for the Day – Virgil

They can because they think they can. – Virgil


Virgil was a Roman poet who lived in the first century before Christ. Specific biographical information is rare. It is believed he was from what is now northern Italy and that he made his way to Rome where he studied rhetoric, medicine and astronomy before turning to philosophy and poetry. It’s generally believed he never enjoyed particularly good health and busts of Virgil show a rather snotty looking young man with an upturned lip.

His greatest work, the epic poem Aeneid, was composed over the last eleven years of his life and was still not completely edited when he died. Apparently, he wished the Aeneid to be burned, a request denied by his literary executors.  Virgil’s influence on Western letters is profound, and he makes an appearance in Dante’s novel The Divine Comedy, where he is Dante’s guide through hell.

Very little of substance is accomplished by accident. Most of what we accomplish, individually and collectively, we set out to do. No matter what it is, something modest or a long-sought dream, our desired end must be in the proverbial crosshairs from the time we set the first foot on the road.

…because they think they can.

Believing you can do something is the necessary start to any venture because we are not going to accomplish what we don’t set out to do. Those that set their sights on second place, or on anything less than getting the most out of the talents they were born with, sometimes end up with a second rate, unsatisfying experience.

We deserve better than that. We only have one go-round at this life and we have an obligation not squander it on less than we are capable of. Now, not everyone is going to live down the ages or even end up with the proverbial 15 minutes of fame, which is good because those imposters are awesome masters. But we can all live accomplished lives.

Thinking we can is, literally, half the battle. The other half is knowing what we are supposed to do with our time on this planet, going out and doing it and having the patience to see it through to the end. When have each of those elements we can, at the appropriate time, look back and say we did.

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The Daily Dose – October 7, 2017

Notes from around the Human Experience…

WE THE PEOPLE: Whether any Second Amendment supporter is ready for it or not, eventually America will begin talking seriously about regulating weapons whose sole purpose is killing large numbers of people. It’s inevitable. The slaughter has been too enormous and people have grown too angry and too weary.

Gaylon For Congress…Vote Early, Vote Often: On the campaign trail for the Libertarian Party for both the United States Senate and House of Representatives we’ve said we supported the Second Amendment without qualification or restriction and we continue to support it. It was included in the Bill of Rights for a reason, reasons that are as relevant today as they were then.

But we will gladly join this conversation. America can no longer stand by and do nothing, if for no other reason than to calm its collective psyche. 

Dry, Technical Matter: Today we are going to take a non-partisan look at the Second Amendment, which was passed in 1791 with the rest of the Bill of Rights. We’ll start by reading it. It’s only 27 words long, as brilliant as it is ambiguous in its brevity:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Thanks For The Clarification, Guys: Does the Second Amendment refer only to bearing arms in the context of being in a militia, or does it allow anyone to own whatever weapon they want? Taken in the context of the times that inspired the Bill of Rights, and the English laws and customs that influenced them, we think the answer is both.

Get Out Your History Books: Our Founding Fathers wanted armed citizens. Not only for militia service but to fight off the Indians whose land we were stealing and to provide food and for personal defense. Perhaps most importantly, they didn’t want unarmed citizens going up against an armed government. This was no small consideration then and it is no small consideration now.

Back To The Future: If America is of a collective mind to modify the right to bear arms, we must be careful.

One, criminals do not obey laws. That’s why they’re criminals. The several thousand current gun laws did not stop the Las Vegas massacre, just like they didn’t stop any other mass shooting and it is not reasonable to expect more laws will make more of a difference: those hell bent on causing tragedy and mayhem will cause tragedy and mayhem no matter what is and what is not legal.

But We Digress: As we discussed in an earlier column, this nation has not had a day of peace since 1989 and the result is violent citizens. We don’t think this logic can be impeached: violence begets violence. If America had been at peace every day since 1989 mass shootings would seldom, if ever, happen.

Back On Message: Two, automatic weapons are not the only guns that kill people. People are killed by handguns and non-automatic weapons on a daily basis in this country. Are we prepared to ban those as well? Because once the talk of banning one kind of weapon takes hold, talks of banning others will follow.

Some Philosophy Crap: We would not tolerate government intrusion on our First Amendment rights so let’s take care with our Second Amendment rights. They’re there for a reason, even if that reason is a bit muddled right now. We must show great care when modifying or relinquishing a Constitutional right.

The Bottom Line: Americans have grown weary of our semi-annual mass slaughters. We have, too. There will come a time, perhaps fairly soon, when enough Americans will demand something be done so that something is done, whether or not there is reasonable chance of really making a difference. America is not going to stand by and watch the innocent get slaughtered forever and ever.

Good. We shouldn’t. It’s our duty as concerned and conscientious citizens to take action when we feel action needs to be taken.

But let’s be careful.

HUT, HUT, HIKE: Georgia Tech defeats Cumberland College 222-0 on this date in 1916, the most lopsided game in college football history.

Cumberland had discontinued their football program the previous year, but Georgia Tech coach John Heisman would not let Cumberland back out of the game without the payment of the $3,000 (about $66,000 today) stipulated in their contract. Most of the players were frat brothers of George Allen, the baseball team’s student manager who was charged with mustering up a team.

A Kodak Moment: Man gets its first look at the far side of the moon when the Soviet probe Luna 3 transmits the first pictures on this date in 1959. The pictures weren’t very good by today’s standards, but it did reveal significantly more craters and fewer lunar plains than on the near side of the moon.

And You Wonder Why You Don’t Get Invited To More Parties: We Earthlings see the same side of the moon all the time because the moon rotates on its axis at the same speed it orbits the Earth, a phenomenon known as tidal locking, which is rather common in the Solar System.

Oh Jesus H: The moon does wobble, meaning that from time to time, if we look closely, about 18 percent of the far side of the moon is visible to us.

Quotebook: You have to believe. You have to play brave. – Martin Kaymer, professional golfer

Answer To The Last Trivia Question: Sputnik-1 completed 1,440 orbits around Earth.

Today’s Stumper: Who were the first humans to see the far side of the moon firsthand? – Answer next time!

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October 4, 2017

Today’s Lineup:
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 6
The Daily Dose
The Thought for the Day

Another three-pack for you today, campers.

The race for The Dan Henning Trophy – symbolic of NFL Bottom Ten supremacy – might be the closest in ages, with every week contenders for the title meeting in a showdown game. Cleveland, with a clutch loss to the Bengals, retains the top spot, of course.

Today’s Daily Dose has some thoughts on the baseball playoffs. We’re too stupid to do predictions here, but we do have some thoughts on how to regain the lack of interest that has plagued the game in recent years.

And John Marshall, the fourth Chief Justice of the United States, has some thoughts on being a good listener in The Thought for the Day. 

Enjoy,
Gaylon

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