The Daily Dose/Monday, March 15, 2021

The Daily Dose/March 15, 2021
By Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy

Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience. 

Friends, The Daily Dose is on hiatus while we work on a project. It will return in the spring. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – A treadmill is broken at the hotel’s gym. Today’s Diary. 

Even more big news is a group of kids broke a treadmill in the gym…I am not making that up…I saw the video…There was a group of kids in the gym and evidently, they weren’t playing enuff hockey in the tournament they’re up here for because they had a goal set up in the middle of the gym and were taking shots and, for reasons I’m sure they thought good, had a treadmill going at full speed, tho nobody was on it.

Well, after a bit one of the kids decides to liven up matters by tossing one of those big, rubber yoga balls on the speeding treadmill and when this doesn’t produce the desired level of excitement he kicks it and it hits the bottom of the treadmill and appears to upend it a bit while also shutting it down…The kids – no dummies – scram with enviable speed and I am not entirely certain how it was discovered…Q, tho, advised Brandon knows who did it and the whole matter will be taken up later today.

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