The Daily Dose/June 22, 2021
By Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy
Editor’s Note: Gaylon is working on a project and most elements of The Daily Dose – Leading Off, The Sunday Bottom 5, On This Date, Some Philosophy Crap, Trivia – are either on hiatus or running intermittently. Your full-service Daily Dose will return later this summer.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – There’s been a shake-up at the hotel’s sundry stand. Today’s Diary.
In sundry stand news, someone – there are no suspects as of now – switched the pizza and ice cream bars in the freezer…I am not making that up and, like you, I have some zero clue why…From the start of my time here, the middle row had the ice cream sandwiches and the bottom row was reserved for Hot Pockets or burritos and now pizza…I’m sure there’s a good reason someone switched it up, but none is coming immediately to mind and we should all be grateful the person or persons unknown didn’t mess with the single-serving ice cream on the top row.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
I balanced sometimes between principle and inclination…So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature, since it enables one to find or make a reason for everything one has a mind to do.
Benjamin Franklin
Autobiography
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