The Daily Dose/Monday, September 14, 2026

The Daily Dose/September 14, 2026
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Leading Off
Notes From Around Our Human Experience

Leading Off will return.

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow changes things up in the gym. Today’s Diary. 

The big news is we now do all three 10-minute deep breathing sets before heading to the weight room, instead of doing one set, moving some weight, then doing the last two deep breathing sets…

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On This Date
Extra, extra, read all about it. 

In 1901 – Theodore Roosevelt becomes president of the United States following the death of William McKinley, who had been shot in Buffalo September 6. Roosevelt was on vacation at the time, and was inaugurated in Buffalo before returning to Washington. Roosevelt would be elected in 1904 and served until 1909 and before being elected vice president had also served as an assistant secretary of the navy and as governor of New York. McKinley’s assassin, Leon Czolgosz had been arrested at the scene and would be executed in October. 

In 1865 – Andrew Strath of Scotland wins the British Open, beating Willie Park, Sr, by two strokes at the Prestwick Golf Club in Scotland. It was the only major win for Strath, and was the third of four runner-up finishes for Park to go along with four titles. Prestwick hosted 24 Opens over the years, including the first eleven and its last one in 1925. The tournament was played in one day, consisting of three 12-hole rounds. 

In 1985 – John Parr is at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for the second and final consecutive week with St Elmo’s Fire (Man In Motion). It was Parr’s third chart single, his second and final Top 40 hit and remains his only #1 song. The song also went to #1 in Canada and peaked at #6 in Parr’s native Great Britain. Parr co-wrote the song with David Foster and the song spent 22 weeks on the Hot 100, 14 weeks in the Top 40 and seven weeks in the Top 10.  

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

He was solitary, but not lonesome.
John Toland
Adolf Hitler

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

The US did not have a chief executive under the Articles of Confederation. Congress ran the country. It had a president, but the office had no executive powers. 

Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.

Who was the first US president to die in office? – Answer next time!  

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