Meet Sparrow, an average man passing an average life…
Tuesday, November 2
Regular readers of this crap might – or they might not – recall I would not dismiss out of hand to a scandal livening up my Congressional race…Longtime readers might recall the Robocall scandal during my 2014 United States Senate campaign…Some left-wing kooks sent out Robocalls that mentioned my name, which wasn’t too bad except they went out in the middle of the night…It resulted in no small amount of publicity for Sparrow for United States Senate.
I suspect I may have turned down an invite to a scandal…Today I received a text – my number is on my campaign’s website – that inquired as to whether or not I have ever “spanked a brunette”, with a following query focusing on my desire to engage in that activity.
Well, it was difficult to gauge my interest level because there wasn’t an attached pic…I mean, who wants to spank a cow???…And while I was mindful of my call for a scandal to liven up matters this campaign season, not only did I not reply to the text, I even deleted it.
Our small-town post met tonight…I am not a member of the post, of course, I belong to the post in town, but I am a member of their Sons squadron and I’m district commander, so I brought both caps to the meeting.
It was a pretty small turnout…Bob was there, and Commander Larry, plus Barbara and Dave and another Dave and Chris.
The big news is Brett resigned as adjutant…Good, because no one’s seen him for a while…His day job is district attorney, which out here covers three rural counties, and DAs anywhere are busy, so he resigned…Chris was elected adjutant unanimously tonight, which is good because he’s been performing adjutant duties for a couple of weeks and even attended Sunday’s district meeting as Post 89’s adjutant.
In my role as District 14 commander, I told Chris to call Pat the state adjutant and find out exactly what paperwork and reports he needs to file and when they are due…Don’t fart around…Go straight to the source, because the post is way behind on a lot of things they really shouldn’t be behind on…I also told him I command a post that is highly respected in this state because I have a good adjutant…I am really nothing…This is true…Stanko makes me look very good and I added you can’t have a good post without a good adjutant and to go out and make Commander Larry look good.
Bob, who’s 80 and has been a member of the post forever asked me if I would take over as commander of the Sons squadron…I said sure…Bob said the old commander quit or moved out of town or something…I’m not entirely sure, tho it’s not official until the squadron meets and elects me.
I was rather useful at work today…It’s the first of the month so I finished the income journals and Gabriel and I inventoried the gift shop and I entered everything in point of sale system…It was pretty slow otherwise…We only had a dozen or departures and five arrivals, so like a scamp I left early…I have tomorrow off before going back on Thursday.
The Diary of a Nobody is a novel. All elements are either made up or are used fictitiously. Any other use is a coincidence.
It was inspired by the 19th century British novel of the same name.