The Diary of a Nobody/September 12
The Daily Dose/Thursday, September 12, 2024
Here’s what we have for you today, as the hiatus of your Daily Dose rolls on:
The Diary of a Nobody
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 3 – Note: It’s on the house this week!
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 3
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 3
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
And they’re off!
The horse race leading to the greatest prize in sports – The Dan Henning Trophy, symbolic of NFL Bottom Ten excellence – begins with shipping labels addressed to Carolina already being printed as the defending champion Panthers get off to a start that has “title defense” written all over it.
Bottom Ten fan(s) everywhere are thanking their lucky stars as there are no less than three (3) big early season matchups this week, including a game featuring two (2) of this week’s three (3) medal stand teams, plus two (2) games featuring perennial AFC South stalwarts.
This week’s mess, as the nags limp out of the starting gate:
1. Carolina Panthers (0-1; lost to New Orleans 47-10) – Panthers already in mid-season form, opening B-10 title defense with classic blowout road loss…Down 30-0 before anyone needs a deodorant, Panthers finish with 58 yards rushing and three (3) turnovers…Next Loss: Los Angeles Chargers
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The Daily Dose/Tuesday, September 10, 2024
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The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 3
The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 3
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
It’s a tradition as old as The Bottom Ten itself: the early-season upset that propels a college football blue blood straight to the top of the chase for the ESPNCup – symbolic of collegiate Bottom Ten superiority.
Welcome (back) Notre Dame.
In other news, the Bottom Ten field appears to be the strongest in recent memory, with no less than 17 0-2 teams, with your Bottom Ten pollster’s bar tabs working overtime this week finalizing this week’s survey.
This week’s mess:
1. Notre Dame (0-1; lost to Northern Illinois 16-14)
Mitigating Factors: Irish grab first B-10 medal stand berth since 2007 squad started 0-5 and earned Sgt Bilko Trophy – symbolic of service academy lousiness – with losses to both Navy and Air Force…Despite winning opener, Irish earn coveted B-10 top spot thanks to strength of schedule points for losing to MAC team.
FunFact: Irish getting it done in all phases, ranking 100th or worse in, among other things, Total Offense, Rushing Defense and Punt Returns.
Next Loss: at Purdue