The Daily Dose/June 27, 2026 By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off Notes from around the human experience.
Leading Off
Today At The Site Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow helps a guest whose original hotel didn’t have a desk clerk on duty. Today’s Diary.
When he said the name of the hotel, we made a face as if he said he had made a reservation at a litter box, and we welcomed expansively and made to feel like a Guest of the Year candidate…
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In 1898 – The first solo circumnavigation of the Earth is completed when mariner Joshua Slocum arrives at Newport, Rhode Island. Slocum had departed Briar Island, Nova Scotia in July 1895 and had initially sailed to Gibraltar, before turning around and heading toward South America in order to avoid Mediterranean pirates. Slocum rarely touched the helm and navigated mainly using dead reckoning and noon sun sightings.
In 1977 – Willie McCovey of the San Francisco Giants becomes the first major leaguer to hit two home runs in an inning twice in a career in a 14-9 victory over the Cincinnati Reds. McCovey hit two home runs and had five RBIs in a 10-run sixth inning, matching the feat he had done in 1973. The mark has since been accomplished by Andre Dawson, Jeff King, Alex Rodriguez, and Edwin Encarnacion
In 1981 – Rick James is at #1 on Billboard’s soul chart for the third of five consecutive weeks with Give It To Me Baby. It was the ninth of 23 Top 40 soul hits for James, his fourth of 13 Top 10 soul songs, and his second of four #1s. The song also peaked at #47 in Great Britain, went to #1 on Billboard’s dance chart, and peaked at #40 on the Hot 100. James was born James Ambrose Johnson, Jr in Buffalo in 1948 and died in Los Angeles in 2004. In the 1960s, he served a year in prison for desertion from the US Navy.
Some Philosophy Crap The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
Success demands singleness of purpose…Once you have agreed on the price you and your family must pay for success, it enables you to forget that price. Vince Lombardi
Answer To The Last Trivia Questions Knowledge is power.
Linda Ronstadt’s biggest hit in Great Britain was Don’t Know Much with Aaron Neville, which peaked at #2 in 1989.
Today’s Stumper Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.
Who signed the Hay–Bunau-Varilla Treaty on behalf of the US and Panama? – Answer next time!
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The Daily Dose/June 14, 2026 By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
The Sunday Bottom 5 A ranking of some things.
1. Texas Tech Football –University and its fans circling wagons now, celebrating court injunction allowing quarterback who’s a known gambler to play football for them…Sunday Bottom 5 pollsters “pretty sure” a valid question when he plays will be how do we know whether he’s trying to win a game or trying to win a bet???
2. Major Division College Sports – Let’s carry this a step further: it’s reasonable to presume other athletes are gambling, so is the integrity of every major division college sporting event now called into question???…Sunday Bottom 5 pollsters not entirely sure the answer is yes, but “strongly suspect” the answer isn’t no, either.
3. Gaylon For Congress…Vote Early, Vote Often – The 3-hole staple…Colorado Libertarian Party nominee from the 2nd District dropping new stickman videos later this week…This should bring major party candidates to their knees, with next week’s Sunday Bottom 5 expected to herald Gaylon as the race’s new frontrunner.
4. World Cup – The most teams (48) playing the most matches (104) in the most countries (three), as one of History’s great money grabs began this week…People willingly taking it in the financial shorts, though, as sellout crowds greeted openers throughout the continent, despite the fact matches deserving of the World Cup not expected to be played until the round of 16.
5. Donald Trump Fact Check – Click here for lies concerning the refurbishing of the reflecting pool in Washington, D.C. Courtesy of the AP.
The big question reporting for duty tonite at the hotel was whether or not Robert had left any of my honey roasted almonds that he likes so much…
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In 1775 – What would become the United States Army forms when the 2nd Continental Congress establishes the Continental Army at Independence Hall in Philadelphia. The resolution called for “six companies of expert rifflemen, be immediately raised” and “that each company…shall march…and join the army near Boston”. The American Revolution began in April with the Battles of Lexington and Concord, and would end with an American victory in 1783.
In 1952 – Jim Peters of Great Britain establishes a new world record in the marathon at the Polytechnic marathon in London. Peters won in 2 hours, 20 minutes, 42.2 seconds, to break the record of 2 hours, 25 minutes, 39 seconds done by Suh Yun-bok of Korea in 1947. It was the first of four world records for Peters, who also finished 8th in the 10,000 meters at the 1948 Olympics and did not finish the marathon at the Helsinki Olympics in July. The current record is 1 hour 59 minutes, 30 seconds by Kenyan Sabastian Sawe this past April.
In 1975 – Linda Ronstadt is at #1 on Billboard’s country chart – then known as the Hot Country Singles chart – for the only week with When Will I Be Loved. It was the second of six Top 40 country hits for Ronstadt, her first of three Top 10s, and remains her only #1 country hit. The song also went #1 country in Canada and peaked at #2 on the Hot 100. The song was written by Phil Everly, and in 1960, the Everly Brothers’ version reached #8 on the Hot 100.
Some Philosophy Crap The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
…the division was bound to widen between the many who felt and the few who thought. Gore Vidal Washington, D.C.
Answer To The Last Trivia Questions Knowledge is power.
The Dominican Republic shares the island of Hispaniola with Haiti.
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Who won the marathon at the 1952 Helsinki Summer Games? – Answer next time!
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