The Daily Dose/Saturday, December 3, 2022

The Daily Dose/December 3, 2022
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience. 

Leading Off will return.

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Though there is still one more sleep session remaining in the week, Sparrow is already at the magical 50 hour mark. Today’s Diry. 

10.5 hours for the day and 50.0 hours for the week, a Friday record with the week’s finale – the Saturday Sleep Session – still to come.

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On This Date
Extra, extra, read all about it.  

In 1800 – The Electoral College gives 73 electoral votes to both Vice President Thomas Jefferson and former US Senator Aaron Burr, who were actually the Democratic-Republican Party’s presidential and vice-presidential nominees. Under laws of the time, electors cast two ballots with the office not specified, with one elector usually abstaining or voting for someone else to no two candidates received an equal number of electoral votes. Both candidates received more electoral votes than President John Adams and Jefferson won the contingent election in the House of Representatives the following February. 

In 1995 – The US wins the Davis Cup when Pete Sampras defeats Yevgeny Kafelnikov 6-2, 6-4, 7-6 at Olympic Stadium in Moscow. The win gave the US team an insurmountable 3-1 lead, with the Russians winning the final singles match. It was the 31st of 32 Davis Cup titles for the US and was the third and most recent runner-up finish for the Russians, who have also won three titles. The other members of the US team were Jim Courier and Todd Martin. 

In 1977 – Linda Ronstadt is at #1 on the Billboard 200 album chart for the first of five consecutive weeks with Simple Dreams. It was the seventh of 37 chart albums for Ronstadt, her fourth of ten Top 10 albums and her second of three #1s. The album also went to #1 in Australia and Canada, peaked at #15 in Great Britain, and was Billboard’s 8th-biggest album of 1978. The album produced four Top 40 hits, including the Top 10s Blue Bayou and It’s So Easy. 

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

The president pointed out his oath of office required him to “preserve, protect and defend” the Constitution. This duty overrode any specific constitutional constraints on executive action.
James McPherson
Tried By War: Abraham Lincoln as Commander-in-Chief

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

The song that has spent the most weeks on the Hot 100 is Heat Waves by Glass Animals, which spent 91 non-consecutive weeks in the Hot 100 from January 16, 2021, to this past October 22. It spent five weeks at #1 and 37 weeks in the Top 10. 

Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.

How many times has the US Senate elected the vice president? – Answer next time!  

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The Diary of a Nobody/December 2

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The Daily Dose/Friday, December 2, 2022

Friends, we are enjoying one final day of vacation. The Daily Dose will return tomorrow.

Click here to enjoy today’s Diary of a Nobody entry.

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The Diary of a Nobody/December 1

It’s Sparrow, an average man passing an average life…

Thursday, December 1
All righty, the final day of vacation…Recall, we traveled Wednesday so we were home and in prime position for our usual Thursday day off – preferably being done for the day and in the chair reading by mid-morning – but we had things to do, in fact, we only got one-third of the troika in at the gym. 

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The Daily Dose/Thursday, December 1, 2022

Friends, your Daily Dose is enjoying the remainder of its vacation and will return.

Click here to read today’s Diary of a Nobody entry.

Have a good day,
Gaylon

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The Diary of a Nobody/November 30

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The Daily Dose/Wednesday, November 30, 2022

Friends, both The Daily Dose and The Diary of a Nobody are taking the day off.

Click here to read the Week 14 NFL Bottom Ten. Nothing stops that.

Thank you for reading,
Gaylon

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The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 14

The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 14
By Gaylon KentAmerica’s Funniest Guy™ 

The cream is starting to rise in the race for the most coveted trophy in sports, The Dan Henning Trophy – symbolic of NFL Bottom Ten supremacy – with some space being put between the unchanged Bottom Ten medal stand teams and the teams left wondering about Bottom Ten medal stand glory. 

Meanwhile, the eyes of Bottom Ten fan(s) everywhere will be on Green Bay this week, as the Bears and the Packers – losers of a combined seven (7) straight – play in what many are already calling a Bottom Ten Game of the Year nominee.

This week’s mess, as the nags  are in the far turn: 

1. Houston Texans (1-9-1; lost to Miami 30-15) – 30-0 halftime deficit Total Team Effort (TTE), as offense punts or turns ball over entire first half while defense, well, gives up 30 points…Currrent six (6)-game skid best in NFL…Next Loss: Cleveland

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The Daily Dose/Tuesday, November 29, 2022

The Daily Dose/November 28, 2022
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Treasured readers, your Daily Dose will return.

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow runs some errands with Aunt Susie. Today’s Diary. 

It should be noted here that Auntie Susie has some zero clue how to drive…

The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 14 – The Interregnum Poll – With some time to kill until the college football regular season ends, your fearless Bottom Ten pollsters offer up exciting social commentary. 

Earns inaugural B-10 Pollster’s Plaque – issued by B-10 Institute for Losing Streak Excellence to team with longest fall sports losing streak…

B-10 pollsters remain “pretty sure” a real major division college football playoff would become an American classic faster than you can say “Group of Five” but we’ll never find out

…a long time ago in an America far, far, away – [US]regularly sent humans to land on and explore the moon and “strongly suspect” they could’ve put humans on Mars in the 1980s had they wanted to.

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