The Daily Dose/Thursday, July 1, 2021
The Daily Dose/July 1, 2021
By Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy
Editor’s Note: Gaylon is STILL working on a project and most elements of The Daily Dose – Leading Off, The Sunday Bottom 5, On This Date, Some Philosophy Crap, Trivia – are either on hiatus or running intermittently. Your full-service Daily Dose will return later this summer.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow puts in a moderately busy day at the veterans service office (VSO). Today’s Diary.
Rob from the Legion post called wanting to know about getting a VA home loan, plainly under the impression that his VSO could be of some help here, an impression that is as widespread as it is false…We can’t…While your VSO has an awful lot of government forms waiting to be filled out, none of them are useful here.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
We are, after all, good people; we are not monsters. But we have monstrosities to confront, and we have a lot of work to do.
Jeff Gaye
Canadian newspaper publisher
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The Daily Dose/Wednesday, June 30, 2021
The Daily Dose/June 30, 2021
By Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy
Editor’s Note: Gaylon is working on a project and most elements of The Daily Dose – Leading Off, The Sunday Bottom 5, On This Date, Some Philosophy Crap, Trivia – are either on hiatus or running intermittently. Your full-service Daily Dose will return later this summer.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow has an awful lot of office administration news. Today’s Diary.
Also, the back office ruler is now being stowed in the desk organizer that is on the back desk, to the left of the monitor and the scratch paper pile…I don’t approve of this, either, and I suppose it could be put back in the drawer but regular readers of this crap may – or they may not – recall yours truly recently won the pitched battle over where the 3-hole punch should go and there’s no reason to go exerting any more authority than is necessary.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
Man lives in a circle, and when he has been all the way around, he might as well call it a day.
Heywood Braun
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The Daily Dose/Tuesday, June 29, 2021
The Daily Dose/June 29, 2021
By Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy
Editor’s Note: Gaylon is STILL working on a project and most elements of The Daily Dose – Leading Off, The Sunday Bottom 5, On This Date, Some Philosophy Crap, Trivia – are either on hiatus or running intermittently. Your full-service Daily Dose will return later this summer.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow is busy all night at the hotel. Today’s Diary.
A mudslide closed part of the Interstate well south of here, so they are detoured through town, one of the great pain in the arse detours since invaders had to work their way around the Great Wall…
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
The difference between the possible and the impossible lies in the person’s determination.
Tommy Lasorda
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The Daily Dose/Monday, June 28, 2021
The Daily Dose/June 28, 2021
By Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy
Editor’s Note: Gaylon is working on a project and most elements of The Daily Dose – Leading Off, The Sunday Bottom 5, On This Date, Some Philosophy Crap, Trivia – are either on hiatus or running intermittently. Your full-service Daily Dose will return later this summer.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow is unable to immediately produce a useful plan for getting his luggage to his car. Today’s Diary.
Initially, the plan was to go to the lobby, get a cart, return to the room with it, load the cart before hauling it down to the car and returning the cart to the lobby and then returning to the room…Offhand, I thought this was a lousy plan, but I was unable to come up with a better one but, knowing me as I do, it was presumed a more efficient solution would present itself before this imbroglio of a plan was actually implemented.
Of course, the logical solution, which presented itself right before I went to get the cart, was to drive to the front of the hotel, get a cart, take it to the room and load up, return to the car and load up before leaving the cart at the front entrance for someone else to use, a wonderful solution.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
…the essence of statecraft is to know when to do nothing at all.
Gore Vidal
Creation
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The Daily Dose/Sunday, June 27, 2021
The Daily Dose/June 27, 2021
By Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy
Editor’s Note: Gaylon is working on a project and most elements of The Daily Dose – Leading Off, The Sunday Bottom 5, On This Date, Some Philosophy Crap, Trivia – are either on hiatus or running intermittently. Your full-service Daily Dose will return later this summer.
The Sunday Bottom 5
A ranking of some things.
1. God’s Bankers by Gerald Posner – As interesting as it is informative, though Vatican Bank hijinks hardly a surprise from church that helped Nazis escape and whose clerics molested boys…Still, though, Sunday Bottom 5 pollsters “pretty sure” it was comforting to know Vatican priests are as concerned about consolidating wealth and power as other mortals.
2. 3×3 Basketball – It’s hard to believe USA unable to qualify men’s team for upcoming Olympics in derivative of sport we effing invented…Sunday Bottom 5 pollsters remain “pretty sure” they could’ve gone to any inner-city and found three guys who could’ve named the score against dreaded Latvia, but they weren’t consulted in the matter.
3. Lauren Daigle – Sunday Bottom 5 pollsters bidding adieu to longtime 3-hole staple whose song You Say remains in runner-up spot on Billboard’s Hot Christian Singles chart after Billboard all-chart record 130 non-consecutive weeks at #1…At least until song returns to #1, of course…Envious Morman Tabernacle Choir press office now sending SB5 pollsters press kits on upcoming combined slow jazz/rap version of Common Doxology.
4. Donald Trump Supporters – Former president remains a lying sexual predator who believes the moon is part of Mars…And that the Revolution was won by the securing of British airports…Sunday Bottom 5 pollsters still asking Trump supporters which of these elements continues to solidify their support…While paperwork still being finalized, entry expected to become this feature’s next 3-hole staple.
5. GOP – White sheet sales spike as Republican senators celebrate continued voter suppression following their blocking of pesky Democrat’s bill looking to increase ballot access for all Americans…Sunday Bottom 5 pollsters still wondering why legislator in a nation conceived in liberty isn’t bending over backwards to make ballot access as easy as possible for everyone.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
Of course, it’s Read Free Sunday (RFS) at The Diary.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow picks up a sterling silver service set at the convention. Today’s Diary.
I was at the Auxiliary’s silent auction and noted it at the end of a table and thought that looks interesting while simultaneously thinking I have no use for this whatsoever…I mean, who demands sterling silver service at The Shire, the cat???…Still tho, I couldn’t get it out of my head during the morning session, so later I went back and for reasons that might well be clear one day wrote down a $100 bid, topping the only other bid by only $95…
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
He had discovered that one does not gain control of other men’s minds by antagonizing them.
John Toland
Adolf Hitler
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