The Daily Dose/March 28, 2021
By Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy
Editor’s Note: The Daily Dose is on hiatus while Gaylon works on yet another reader-depleting project though assorted elements – Leading Off, The Sunday Bottom 5, On This Date, Some Philosophy Crap, Trivia – may run occasionally. It will return in toto later this spring.
The Sunday Bottom 5
A ranking of some things.
1. NHL – Yeah, this is the first time in NHL history a referee has muttered under his breath he wanted to issue a penalty against a certain team…Hockey fans everywhere can rest easy now, knowing this problem has been nipped in the bud and will never happen again.
2. Suez Canal – Sunday Bottom 5 pollsters “pretty sure” high winds nonsense being offered as reason ship is blocking canal is like “totally whack and stuff” and wondering what they were doing shots of on the bridge at time of accident…Canal only handles 10% of world’s shipping traffic, so effects shouldn’t be too bad.
3. Lauren Daigle – 122 non-consecutive weeks at #1 and counting on Billboard Hot Christian Singles chart for her single You Say, extending Billboard all-chart record…Morman Tabernacle Choir so determined to have their own hot, Christian single by Easter they’ve brought in aging Osmond brothers to work on stalled disco reboot of I Know That My Redeemer Lives.
4. Boulder Shooting – While media generally flier on usual, post-mass shooting 2nd Amendment debate, Sunday Bottom 5 pollsters still “pretty sure” violent American citizens remain products of violent American government that has been at war every day for over 30 (30) years.
5. President Joe Biden Fact Check – Fact-check fans everywhere – spoiled by 24/7 lies of Trump Administration – ecstatic after finally getting some modest misinformation out of President Biden…Click here for latest, from the Associated Press.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
Of course it’s Read Free Sunday at The Diary of a Nobody.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow declines a gratuity of pot. Today’s Diary.
The funny thing was the dude tried to tip me with weed…I am not making that up: a baggie of what he insisted was some “primo stuff” was held out, but I declined it…While I fully support everyone’s right to smoke weed, I personally don’t nor, frankly, do I enjoy hanging out with those who do…The guy then announced he wanted to Venmo me some money, but I waved it off and he wasn’t pleased with this, either, but he was sufficiently stoned he wouldn’t have taken offense had I hissed at him…
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