The Daily Dose/April 2, 2022
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
The Sunday Bottom 5
A ranking of some things.
1. Donald Trump – Indictment could not be happening to a nicer guy…The bulletin, however, is not that he was eventually indicted for something but that – more than two years after Jan 6 – the charges will not involve things like “insurrection” and “treason”.
2. Trump 2024 – Even criminal indictment not enough to end third quest for White House…You would think that a presidential term riddled with ignorance and incompetence would have precluded this, but no…Sunday Bottom 5 pollsters “pretty sure” this is “pretty solid” sign America has completely lost its mind.
3. #USA! #USA! – The 3-hole staple…The fact that the prospect of federal prisoner Trump being elected and serving as president is even remotely a thing anywhere except Bizarro World shows just how far America has fallen…Why media, Trump followers still give/ever gave man who believes moon is part of Mars the time of day remains a mystery.
4. San Diego State vs. UConn – Come on, how many who only filled out one bracket had this as the title game???….Only the five people who took undergraduate and graduate degrees at both universities…A matchup with shock value more or less on par with a former president being indicted…Oh wait…
5. Fake News – Click here to enjoy assorted stories that some of the wizards amongst us were believing this week…Courtesy of the AP.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
Q: Is it Read Free Sunday (RFS) at The Diary?
A: Yes. Yes, it is.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow responds to a complaint of dirty pillowcases. Today’s Diary.
We’re not entirely sure how this happens…Pillowcases, like other linens, go strait from the dryer to either the rack or a maid’s cart; it’s not as if someone wipes their ass with them…
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On This Date
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Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
To be great is not to be placed above humanity,…but to stand above the partialities and futilities of uninformed desire, and to rule one’s self.
Baruch Spinoza
Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.
George Jones’ biggest hit on the Hot 100 was White Lightning, which peaked at #73 in 1959.
Today’s Stumper
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