The Daily Dose/Saturday, September 28

The Daily Dose/September 28, 2019
by Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy

Friends. The Daily Dose will return.

Click here to read today’s edition of The Diary of a Nobody. 

The actual password was easy enuff, but she said we had to reset my security question, too…Please, for the love of all that is sacred, MAKE ALL SECURITY QUESTION ANSWERS SOMEONE’S NAME!!!…They are not subjective and do not change…Mother’s maiden is the standard here, of course, but dad’s middle name is good, too, as are sibling names, nicknames, anything ol’ Sparrow does not have to think too hard about.

None of her options were names, tho, I asked…Street names of where you lived as a kid are nice if you lived in the same goddamn house for 18 years, but the Sparrows moved several times…My first car is subjective, too…It could be dad’s Plymouth Valiant I drove the last year of high school, or it could be the VW Rabbit yours truly bought in the Navy…I got tired of the lousy options and went with VW Rabbit, but either her or yours truly couldn’t spell Volkswagen, so I still couldn’t enter the site and ended up saying screw it, putting it off for another time. 


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