The Daily Dose/Thursday, August 29, 2019

The Daily Dose/August 29, 2019
By Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy

Friends, The Daily Dose will return. 

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I ate like an oink-oink…Club seats have a private entrance here so the mouth breathers in general admission are kept out…This meant lines were short and didn’t resemble food lines at refugee camps like they did Tuesday in the bleachers…To compensate for Tuesday’s failures – I didn’t eat anything – I had two foot-long bratwursts and an ice cream cone that was so huge climbers could have summited it…Good gravy it was big and, thanks to the falsies, difficult to eat, too…The bratwursts were not Brats of the Year but they were twelve inches long which is good for morale and makes up for minor taste deficiencies. 

And The Bottom Ten is back. In case you missed them, or want to relive the magic, here are the Week 1 surveys: 

The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 1
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