The Daily Dose/Sunday, February 13, 2022
The Daily Dose/February 13, 2022
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
The Sunday Bottom 5
A ranking of some things.
1. Russia– Just do whatever the hell you want, guys: hack our elections, cheat at the Olympics, poison opposition, invade Ukraine, it doesn’t matter as SB 5 pollsters remain “pretty sure” no one’s going to stop you…You and China can fight it out to decide what America’s national language is going to be after we collapse in a few years.
2. Kurt Zouma/NFL Pro Bowl – Rare European soccer player/professional all-star game joint entry…Yeah, kick a cat big European soccer star…You bad, you bad…The lousy cat probably had it coming to her by daring to be cute and loyal…SB 5 pollsters strongly suspect there are marriages with more hitting than occurred in NFL all-star game.
3. Donald Trump – The 3-hole staple, Trump remains a lying sexual predator who believes that 1) the moon is part of Mars and that 2) the Revolution was won by Continental Army securing British airports, ignorance almost beyond comprehension in anyone older than five…SB5 pollsters still curious as to which of these elements continues to impress adherents and secure their support.
4. Bob Saget– Autopsy revealed noted comedian died following head-bashing that doctor said was likely caused by falling backward and hitting head…No, this isn’t suspicious at all…Like you, SB 5 pollsters wondering if hooker paid to smack him around will ever be caught.
5. NFL – In change of policy, Commissioner/Head Shill Roger Goodell announces league “will not tolerate racism” after a century of tolerating it…Thanks, Roger Goodell!!!
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
Per policy, it’s Read Free Sunday (RFS) at The Diary. Enjoy.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow buys some hair care stuff. Today’s Diary.
Regular readers of this crap may – or they may not – recall ol’ Sparrow has been letting his grow out and the stuff on top is still standing straight up but soon its sheer weight will cause it to fall down…In anticipation of this, some Brylcreem was procured and, just for funsies, I bought some guy hair spray, too…Just to test it out…I’m happy with Brylcreem, but you’ve got to liven things up from time to time.
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On This Date
History’s long march.
In 1935 – Bruno Hauptmann, charged with the 1932 kidnapping and murder of the 20-month-old son of Charles and Anne Lindbergh, is found guilty of first-degree murder by a jury in Flemington, New Jersey. Hauptmann had come under suspicion when he used a bill that had been used in the ransom at a gas station and the clerk – admirably suspicious -had written Hauptmann’s license plate number down. Hauptmann was executed at New Jersey State Prison in April 1936.
In 1932 – Canada wins the hockey gold medal at the Lake Placid Winter Olympics, earning a 2-2 tie with the United States in the final game of the four-team, double round-robin tournament. Canada finished the tournament with a 5-0-1 record, one game better than the US, who earned the silver medal with a 4-1-1 mark, its only loss to Canada in the opening game. Germany earned the bronze medal and Poland finished fourth. It was the fourth consecutive Olympic hockey gold medal for Canada.
In 1954 – Guitar Slim is at #1 on Billboard’s R&B Juke Box chart – a predecessor of today’s soul chart – for the third of 14 consecutive weeks with The Things That I Used To Do. It was the only appearance on a Billboard chart for Guitar Slim and the 14 weeks at #1 established a Billboard major chart record for most weeks at #1 for an act’s only chart single. The mark that was tied in 2012 by Wanz, who was credited on Thrift Shop by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, which spent 14 weeks at #1 on the soul chart. Guitar Slim was born Eddie Jones in Mississippi and died at age 32 in 1959.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
…[Jefferson] so deftly explained the peculiar, inexplicable institution [slavery] that to this day no one can figure out exactly what he meant.
Henry Wiencek
Master of the Mountain
Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.
Billboard’s #1 soul song of 1983 was Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye, which spent ten weeks at #1.
Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.
How many Olympic hockey medals has Germany won? – Answer next time!
The Diary of a Nobody/February 12
Yay for Read Free Sunday (RFS) at The Diary.
It’s Sparrow, an average man passing an average life…
Saturday, February 12
The bar was still open when yours truly reported for duty, tho it closed about 20 minutes later, meaning a group of a half-dozen or so which apparently had just met each other was left wondering how to amuse themselves.
The Daily Dose/Saturday, February 12, 2022
The Daily Dose/February 12, 2022
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience.
Leading Off is still running intermittently for the time being.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – After more than a year, the cat returns to her bed on Sparrow’s desk. Today’s Diary.
She didn’t stand in it immediately, tho…After pawing it for a minute or two, she walked around the desk again before going and standing in it and when that didn’t produce immediate catastrophe she laid down and started grooming herself…After an extended session of this, she finally curled up and went to sleep.
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On This Date
History’s long march.
In 1914 – Groundbreaking for the Lincoln Memorial is conducted in Washington, DC. Congress first authorized a memorial to Lincoln in 1867, but a bill paying for it wasn’t passed until 1910 and the memorial was completed in 1922. The statue of Lincoln sitting is 19 feet high and if he were standing Lincoln would be 28 feet tall. The memorial has been on the reverse side of the $5 bill since 1929 and was on the back of the penny from 1959-2008. The first monument to Lincoln in Washington, DC was a statue in front of city hall in 1868.
In 1878 – Frederick Thayer, a third baseman and captain of the Harvard University baseball team, receives a patent for a catcher’s mask, referred to in the patent as “… a new and useful Face-Guard or Safety-Mask for Base-Ball Players”. Thayer had been inspired by both the curveballs Harvard pitchers were starting to throw and the masks fencers carried around campus and his mask had actually debuted the year before, worn by Harvard catcher James Tyng. The patent number is 200,358
In 1983 – Michael Jackson is at #1 on Billboard’s soul chart – then known as the Hot Black Singles Chart – for the first of nine consecutive weeks with Billie Jean, his fourth of 13 #1 soul songs. In the spring, the song would spend seven consecutive weeks at #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 and was both Billboard’s 2nd-biggest soul song and pop hit of the year. The song returned to both charts for a week in 2014 and was one of six Top 10 hits from the album Thriller.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
…deep in your belly you know what is right as well as any gentleman…{righteousness} involves two things: consideration for others and loyalty to others.
Gore Vidal
Creation
Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.
Alabama’s biggest hit on Billboard’s Hot 100 was Love in the Third Degree, which spent two weeks at #15 in 1982.
Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.
What was Billboard’s biggest soul song for 1983? – Answer next time!
The Daily Dose/Friday, February 11, 2022
The Daily Dose/February 11, 2022
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience.
WELL, LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN: Thursday in the On This Date segment we ran an item on how, in 1945, the Andrews Sisters and Vic Schoen & His Orchestra were the first act to have two songs tie for the #1 spot on a Billboard chart, a phenomenon that happened on assorted Billboard charts of the era.
Oh, Jesus H: We came across this choice tidbit by accident and its evolution from first discovery to an actual On This Date item is almost interesting.
Dry, Technical, Matter: We were farting around our chart archive and noticed the tie, something we’ve come across before, actually. 1945 was the fifth year of the Billboard pop charts and we got to wondering if this was the first time there’d been a tie at the #1 spot and it was a simple matter to find out it was. Lewis and Clark, however, didn’t stop when they came to the Missouri River headwaters, though, and we didn’t stop either: we searched every #1 song on a Billboard pop chart, right up through the most recent Hot 100 survey and found there had been three other ties for #1, all before the Hot 100 debuted in 1958.
And You Wonder Why You Don’t Get Invited To More Parties: Well, there was no reason not to find out if it had happened earlier on the country and soul charts and it soon enuff it was discovered that this had happened occasionally on both of them and it was not the Upset of the Year to discover it still happens from time to time on assorted other Billboard charts.
The Bottom Line: This was, frankly, first-class trivia, the kind of crap our readers have come to know and love – or at least tolerate – over the years. There will be more; don’t worry.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow blows over $150 on an oil change. Today’s Diary.
First, the new ride cops an attitude and only takes purely synthetic oil…Then both the passenger cabin and engine air filters were filthy and were changed, plus they installed the windshield wipers I bought last month…Installing these, tho simple, is always a pain in the ass for ol’ Sparrow and he thought it best to take advantage of the opportunity for professional installation.
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On This Date
History’s long march.
In 1812 – What would become known as the first gerrymandered apportionment plan is signed into law by Massachusetts governor Elbridge Gerry. The phrase – a combination of Gerry and the salamander one particular district resembled – would be first coined by the Boston Gazette in March. The plan worked, too, as Gerry’s Republicans won 29 seats in the state legislature while the Federalist Party won eleven. The word caught on almost immediately and was originally pronounced with hard “g” – as Gerry pronounced his last name – but eventually became pronounced with the soft “g” we use today.
In 1990 – Buster Douglas, a 42-to-1 underdog, wins the undisputed heavyweight title with a 10th-round knockout of champion Mike Tyson in Tokyo, a result widely regarded as one of the biggest upsets in sports history. Douglas had come into the fight with a 29-4-1 record and was the 7th-ranked heavyweight in the world, while Tyson was 37-0 with 33 knockouts. Tyson had dismissed Douglas’s chances and had stayed out late the night before. Douglas would lose the title in his first defense to Evander Holyfield in October.
In 1989 – Alabama is at #1 on Billboard’s country chart – then known as the Hot Country Singles chart – for the only week with Song of the South. It was the 24th of 33 #1 country songs for the group and the song also went #1 country in Canada. Earlier in the decade versions by Johnny Russell (#57, 1981) and Tom T Hall and Earl Scruggs (#72, 1982) had also charted. The song was written by Bob McDill, one of 31 country #1 hits he wrote in his career.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
If you are acquainted with the principle, what do you care for a myriad of instances and applications?
Henry David Thoreau
Walden
Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.
The two US vice presidents nominated by the president and confirmed by Congress under the terms of the 25th Amendment to the US Constitution were Gerald Ford (1973) and Nelson Rockefeller (1974).
Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.
What was Alabama’s biggest hit on the Hot 100? – Answer next time!
The Daily Dose/Thursday, February 10, 2022
The Daily Dose/February 10, 2022
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience.
Leading Off is in time-out while we work on a couple of projects.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow’s in the big city. Today’s Diary.
Yours truly is also under the delusion he wants to go to the college town north of here and blow $250 on a bottle of that wonderful cognac I had at dinner with Julie, the stuff she said smelled like Magic Marker…
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On This Date
History’s long march.
In 1967 – The 25th Amendment to the United States Constitution is ratified when Nevada becomes the 38th state to approve it. The amendment provides for, among other things, the temporary transfer of presidential power in case of presidential disability and the selection of a new vice president. The amendment had been sent to the several states after passage by Congress in July 1965.
In 2006 – The 20th Winter Olympics open in Turin, Italy, the third Olympic Games in Italy following the 1956 Winter Games in Cortina D’Ampezzo and the 1960 Summer Games in Rome. Germany won the most gold medals (11) and total medals (29) while the US finished second in each category with nine gold and 27 total medals. The mascots were a snowball and an ice cube and featured the last public performance of Luciano Pavarotti, who sang at the opening ceremonies. The Winter Games will return to Italy in 2026 (Milan and Cortina D’Ampezzo).
In 1945 – The Andrews Sisters and Vic Schoen & His Orchestra become the first act to have simultaneous #1 songs on any Billboard chart when Don’t Fence Me In (also with Bing Crosby) and Rum and Coca-Cola are tied for #1 on Billboard’s Best-Selling Popular Retail Records chart – a predecessor to the Hot 100. Don’t Fence Me In was in its eighth and final consecutive week at #1 while Rum and Coca-Cola was in its first of eight consecutive weeks at the top. The feat would be repeated several times on a variety of Billboard pop, country, and soul charts of the era and has not happened on the Hot 100.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
To think without having first learned is dangerous.
Gore Vidal
Creation
Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.
Foreigner’s biggest hit on Billboard’s Classical Album chart is the self-titled Foreigner with the 21st Century Symphony Orchestra and Chorus, a live album that spent five weeks at #1 in 2018.
Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.
Who are the two vice presidents appointed under the terms of the 25th Amendment? – Answer next time!
The Daily Dose/Wednesday, February 8, 2022
The Daily Dose/February 9, 2022
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience.
Leading Off is in time-out while we work on a couple of projects.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow fills Chris in on The Assault. Today’s Diary.
Chris was there when yours truly reported for duty and he took the opportunity to ask about my assault…I retraced the action for him and – because he hadn’t yet seen the video coverage – yours truly was able to make himself out be more heroic than he probably was….He said the line in my report to the police that noted I had declined both medical attention and a mental health advocate had made him laff.
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On This Date
History’s long march.
In 1870 – The Weather Bureau of the United States is formed when President Ulysses S Grant signs the joint resolution of Congress authorizing it. The bureau was originally assigned to the War Department for good order and discipline purposes and would become part of the Department of Agriculture in 1890, the Commerce Department in 1940 and became the National Weather Service in 1970. It is now part of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.
In 1980 – Rick Barry of the Houston Rockets establishes a new NBA record for most 3-point shots made in a game in a 117-95 win over the Utah Jazz. Barry made eight 3-pointers, a record that stood until Dale Ellis of the Seattle Supersonics made nine on April 20, 1990, and the mark is now 14, done by Klay Thompson of the Golden State Warriors on October 29, 2018. The 3-point shot was in its first year in the NBA, and Barry broke the record of seven he had established three days earlier.
In 1985 – Foreigner is at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for the second and final consecutive week with I Want To Know What Love Is. It was the 14th Top 40 hit for the group, their seventh Top 10 hit, and remains their only #1 song. The song went to #1 in seven other countries including Norway and Great Britain, peaked at #85 on Billboard’s soul chart, and was Billboard’s 4th-biggest song of the year. The song was made with the New Jersey Mass Choir, which released their own version that peaked at #37 on the soul chart and at #12 on Billboard’s dance chart.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
I am sure that if the gods (who probably don’t exist) really wanted to speak to us, they could find a better messenger than the liver of a bull…
Gore Vidal
Julian
Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.
The 1936 NFL draft had nine rounds.
Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.
What was Foreigner’s biggest hit on Billboard’s Classical Album Chart? – Answer next time!