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The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 19 By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Showing that midseason coaching changes can show end-of-season Bottom Ten results, the Jacksonville Jaguars continue to show the way in the race for the most coveted trophy in sports, The Dan Henning trophy – symbolic of NFL Bottom Ten supremacy.
Still though, veteran Bottom Ten fan(s) know the race for coveted spots on the Bottom Ten medal stand remains wide open and will come down to the final false starts, dropped passes and clutch turnovers of the season.
This week’s fiasco as the nags stumble across the sixteenth pole:
Recall yours truly as significant professional experience with hookers and knows one when he sees one…
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On This Date History’s long march.
In 1981 – Peter Sutcliffe, known as the Yorkshire Ripper, is arrested in central England after the car he had been pulled over in turned out to have forged plates. Sutcliffe was charged with 13 murders from 1975-80 and a guilty plea was not accepted by the judge. His trial began in May, took two weeks, and resulted in convictions on all charges. Sutcliffe, who believed God sent him to Earth to kill prostitutes, was sentenced to multiple life sentences without parole and died of natural causes this past November.
In 1983 – Ken Anderson of the Cincinnati Bengals establishes new NFL records for most consecutive completions in a game and highest completion percentage in a season in a 35-27 win over the Houston Oilers. Anderson finished the season with a 70.55 completion percentage to break the record of 70.33% established by Sammy Baugh in 1946 and his 20 consecutive completions established a new record, though research into whose record Anderson broke was inconclusive. Both marks have been topped several times since.
In 1965 – The Beatles are at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for the second of three consecutive weeks with I Feel Fine. The song went to #1 in many other countries including Norway and Great Britain and due to when it charted it did not make either Billboard’s 1964 or 1965 year-end charts. It was the seventh of a record 20 #1 songs for the group and the first of a then-record six consecutive #1 songs, a record later tied by the Bee Gees and now held by Whitney Houston (7).
Some Philosophy Crap The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
No man ever followed his genius till it misled him. Henry David Thoreau Walden
Answer To The Last Trivia Question Knowledge is power.
The 1923 Rose Bowl was the first played in the current stadium. USC defeated Penn State 14-3
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It’s Sparrow, an average man passing an average life…
Saturday, January 1 An alarm was going off in the back office when yours truly arrived at the hotel and, not too surprisingly, Amy wasn’t at the front desk…She’s back a bit later, tho, with Gavin the Tech and then Gavin starts farting around with the back office alarm panel and then Amy leaves, but not before reporting it’s the system acting up, there really isn’t an emergency anywhere.
The Daily Dose/January 1, 2022 By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off Notes from around the human experience.
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Today At The Site Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow is not entirely thrilled with the humidifier he bought. Today’s Diary.
Well, it does make a modest difference, but it’s hardly making the cabin feel like the Deep South…
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In 45 BC – The Julian calendar takes effect throughout the Roman Empire and much of the Western world. The calendar reckoned a year as 35.25 days, a bit longer than an actual solar year with the calendar losing a day every 128 years and eventually falling out of synch with the season. The Julian calendar would remain prominent until the 16th century when it began to be replaced around the world by the Gregorian calendar. The Julian calendar is still in use in, among other places, parts of the Eastern Orthodox and Oriental Orthodox churches.
In 1902 – Michigan defeats Stanford 49-0 in the first Rose Bowl – then known as the Tournament East-West Football Game – at Tournament Park in Pasadena, now an athletic field at Cal Tech. The game was called with eight minutes left in the game and was thought to be such a failure the second Rose Bowl wasn’t played until 1916. The game has been played in Pasadena every year except 1942 when it was moved to Duke University in Durham, North Carolina following the bombing of Pearl Harbor.
In 1972 – Melanie is at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for the second of three consecutive weeks with Brand New Key. The song also went to #1 in four other countries including South Africa and Canada, peaked at #4 in Great Britain and was Billboard’s 9th-biggest song of the year. It was the third Top 40 hit for Melanie, her second Top 10 song and remains her only #1 hit. Melanie, born Melanie Safka in New York City, said in an interview she wrote the song in 15 minutes.
Some Philosophy Crap The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
In general, there is a pleasure in contemplating any work of true art; and it is the mark of a civilization to provide the soul with works worthy of such contemplation. Will Durant The Story of Civilization, Vol II: The Life of Greece
Answer To The Last Trivia Question Knowledge is power.
Steven Asmussen has the most wins by any US thoroughbred trainer with 9,582, a record that is currently active.
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The Daily Dose/December 31, 2021 By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off Notes from around the human experience.
Editor’s Note: We – generally – take great pleasure in providing fresh content, but today’s Leading Off segment is more or less a rehash of the past couple of New Year’s Eve columns.
20202021, 2022: On It!: As you read this the planet has been ringing in the new year for several hours already. 2022 started at 3 am Mountain Standard Time (MST) almost due south of Hawaii with festivities in the Christmas Island and Kiribati, despite the fact these places should be east of the International Date Line and amongst the last to leave 2020.
Dry, Technical Matter:15 minutes later the Chatham Islands celebrated and at 6 am MST New Year celebrations began in much of Australia.
Do You Wonder Why You Don’t Get Invited To More (Any) Parties:The International Date Line is an imaginary line of demarcation more or less at 180 degrees longitude, directly opposite the Prime Meridian (0 degrees longitude). It veers east and west though, to accommodate assorted international borders.
Dry, Technical Matter II:Kiribati changed its position vis-a-vis the International Date Line in the 1990s after it acquired territory that caused it to straddle the International Date Line. So, in accordance with international convention, it moved the dateline east so it was completely west of it, placing it in the first group of jurisdictions to make a new year.
Hey, Gaylon, Come To Our Party…Well, Nevermind: The International Date Line is so jury-rigged Samoa is one of the first to ring in 2022 while American Samoa, a mere 100 or miles to the east of Samoa, is the last inhabited place on the planet to enter 2022.
Oh, Jesus H:Both Baker Island and Howland Island, uninhabited US possessions near the equator, are the last places to enter a new year, doing so Saturday morning at 5 am Mountain Standard Time.
Please Pass The Dry, Technical Matter:Due to the bastardizing of the International Date Line, it now takes 26 hours for a planet theoretically divided into 24 time zones to have everyone ring in the new year.
Please Pass The Dry, Technical Matter II: It’s already 2021 at the South Pole, too. They have 24 time zones to choose from because all of them converge at Amundson-Scott Station, but because virtually all access to the South Pole is from New Zealand, they keep New Zealand time.
The Bottom Line: As long as New Year’s Eve remains the last day of the year, we will continue to trot this column out. Thank you for reading.
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On This Date History’s long march.
In 1991 – The last remnants of the Soviet Union officially dissolve as the Commonwealth of Independent States (CIS) takes over the few remaining bureaucratic and diplomatic functions of the central government and the UN recognizes Russia as the Soviet Union’s successor. The USSR had been leaderless since President Mikhail Gorbachev’s resignation on Dec 25 and the country’s legislature had dissolved both itself and the country the following day. Research into exactly what the remaining bureaucratic functions were was as exhaustive as it was inconclusive.
In 1953 – Bill Shoemaker wins one race at Santa Anita, finishing the year with an all-time US record of 485 wins. Shoemaker broke the record of 390 established by Anthony DeSpirito the year before and his record stood for 20 years when Sandy Hawley rode 515 winners in 1973 and the record is now 598, done by Kent Desormeaux in 1998. Shoemaker retired in 1990 with a then-record 8,883 wins and died in 2003.
In 1983 – Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson are at #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 for the fourth of six consecutive weeks with Say, Say, Say. The song went to #1 in five other countries including Norway and peaked at #2 in Great Britain and on Billboard’s soul chart. It was Billboard’s 3rd-biggest hit of 1984, its 8th-biggest of the decade and ranked 44th on Billboard’s 60th Anniversary Hot 100 in 2018. It was the 29th appearance at #1 for McCartney and the 10th for Jackson.
Some Philosophy Crap The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
It is remarkable how little concern men seem to have for logic, statistics and, even, indeed, survival: we live by emotion, prejudice, and pride. Dwight Eisenhower
Answer To The Last Trivia Question Knowledge is power.
Kenny Rogers had two #1 songs in Great Britain, Lucille (one week, 1977) and Coward of the County (two weeks, 1980).
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The Daily Dose/December 30, 2021 By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Leading Off Notes from around the human experience.
Leading Off is running intermittently for now.
Today At The Site Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – The results of Creamer Challenge III are already in. Today’s Diary.
Now, French vanilla still leads the series 2-to-1 but this will set up a very interesting Creamer Challenge IV…
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In 534 – The second Justinian Code – a codification of conflicting or outdated laws – takes effect, under the reign of Eastern Roman (Byzantine) Emperor Justinian I. The Justinian Code formed the basis of Byzantine law for over 900 years and its influence has been felt throughout the Western world. The first Justinian Code, completed in 529, has been lost to History and only fragments of the second code remain. Justinian reigned until 565.
In 1934 – The Boston Bruins begin an NHL-record streak of 37 consecutive undefeated overtime games in a 0-0 tie with the New York Rangers. The streak would last four years – in those days overtime was a single 10-minute, non-sudden death period – during which the Bruins went 10-0-27. The Bruins would not lose another regular-season overtime game until December 31, 1938, a 2-1 loss to the Rangers. The record still stands.
In 1978 – Kenny Rogers is at #1 on Billboard’s country chart – then known as the Hot Country Singles chart – for the third and final consecutive week with The Gambler, his third of 21 #1 country songs. The song also peaked at #16 on the Hot 100, was Billboard’s 7th-biggest country song of the year and won Rogers the Grammy Award for Best Country Vocal Performance. The song was written by Don Schlitz, whose version of the song had gone #65 country the year before.
Some Philosophy Crap The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
This work is finely done by a man who loves what he is doing. I should like to know him. Louis L’Amour The Lonesome Gods
Answer To The Last Trivia Question Knowledge is power.
The last ship captured by the USS Constitution was the H.N. Gambrill, a US schooner suspected of slave trading, captured off the west coast of central Africa in 1853.
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